French Kick Pirate Arse!

**HoreTore** · 10-30-2009, 19:44

That the Spanish, who are illegally fishing in those waters, are also sending warships there is truly laughable.

All hail the pirates, I say.

**Louis VI the Fat** · 10-30-2009, 19:57

:europeanunion:

Originally Posted by HoreTore

That the Spanish, who are illegally fishing in those waters, are also sending warships there is truly laughable.

All hail the pirates, I say.

The Spanish are fishing in Norwegian waters too. Go get 'em, tiger!

**Weebeast** · 10-30-2009, 20:12

Wow. I can't believe what I'm seeing here. The French helped Spanish ships against pirates. Low blow. Parley!

Of course the poor fishing villagers have to suffer again and conduct in piracy even more. Good job. I'm proud to be homo sapiens even more.

**HoreTore** · 10-30-2009, 23:33

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

The Spanish are fishing in Norwegian waters too. Go get 'em, tiger!

I would, if not for the fact that you can drown in water...

**Beskar** · 10-30-2009, 23:51

Originally Posted by HoreTore

I would, if not for the fact that you can drown in water...

That's why you use a Boat, or a Submarine and not swim after the Spanish ships.

**HoreTore** · 10-30-2009, 23:54

Originally Posted by Beskar

That's why you use a Boat, or a Submarine and not swim after the Spanish ships.

But if you fall out of the boat, you drown.

So I'm going to stay on land, thankyouverymuch.

**Beskar** · 10-30-2009, 23:55

Originally Posted by HoreTore

But if you fall out of the boat, you drown.

Only if you can't swim.

**HoreTore** · 10-31-2009, 00:06

Originally Posted by Beskar

Only if you can't swim.

Are you saying everyone who dies at sea can't swim?

Anyway, my swimming skills are quite bad. I'm not on friendly terms with large amounts of water. Don't like it, never will.

**KukriKhan** · 10-31-2009, 13:20

Originally Posted by HoreTore

That the Spanish, who are illegally fishing in those waters, are also sending warships there is truly laughable.

All hail the pirates, I say.

vote: HoreTore

Obvious mafia. Arrgh.

Originally Posted by Vladimir

Are we suffering from a Vietnam complex in Somalia?

I get your reference, but point to Iraq and A-stan. Post-VN US = totally different scenario, I think.

The "peace dividend" was a sub-prime loan.

rofl

**Centurion1** · 11-02-2009, 03:22

Awwwwwwwwwww, one time it's the lazy Yuropeens letting America do all the work and then when they do their work themselves, America is missing out and losing prestige points.
Wasn't that incident where you freed a captain by sniping the pirates after he jumped ship enough?
Try sending Steven Seagal if you're worried that Europe will steal the show.

lol ima let the europeans do my talking for me here