French Kick Pirate Arse!

[HoreTore]

A Viking from Vålerenga.

Well... I'm not from there. I'm from Mjøndalen, and my heart is brown. You know what else is brown? Earth and beer. So you go drown yourselves all you want, I'm going to stay right here and drink my beer, and after that I'm going to poop. On a real toilet.

Well, if you rule out "Death by Proxy", the only way you can die is either:

Can't Swim.
Too exhausted to Swim or too cold.


Since you lets say, fell off a boat. You will usually be able to get back on it with a while or have a small raft pick you up.

If the boat was destroyed in some way, you usually have rafts, lifejackets, etc. Also the coastguard will come and pick you up.

If you was pushed off a boat in the middle of Atlantic, then you are dead unless you find something to keep you alive in some fashion. Then again, this is classed as "Death by Proxy".

That sounds an awful lot like "drowning". And since I'm not too hot on drowning, I'll stay right here.

[Gregoshi]

So you go drown yourselves all you want, I'm going to stay right here and drink my beer, and after that I'm going to poop. On a real toilet.

I was going to make a really lame pun about a poop deck but decided not to go there.