"Your" Words?

[CountArach]

Its noticeable when you actually listen for it, otherwise we miss out...I love it.

I never really noticed it, but now that you mentioned it - yeah you're right.

I like using the word "apt" as it is under-appreciated in our language, if you ask me.
I prefer to say "indeed" instead of "yes" because it makes me sound pretentious.
"Pretentious" is another word I try to slip into conversations quite often.
I have a few other ones that involve slipping various profanities into the middle of words just to highlight them. "Abso--lutely" is a great word for this, where you can replace with your profanity of choice.

I also have plenty of mannerisms that I'm aware of, such as my inability to stay on topic for more than about 20 seconds.

[pevergreen]

*looks at pictures of CountArach dressed up as Death at work*

[TevashSzat]

I've kinda developed a kinda quirky saying among my friends recently:

"If *thing friend hates* was a *insert name of cute animal,* how would you kill it?"

Funnily, it usually cheers them up for a bit and then they get depressed at whatever they were hating at before.....

[CountArach]

I also have plenty of mannerisms that I'm aware of, such as my inability to stay on topic for more than about 20 seconds.

Oooh, just remembered one (After using it) that is based on this. I yell "Keep up!" at people when they get confused by my ramblings. Very Ross Noble-esque (Who I freely admit I stole it from).

EDIT: And there's another one - adding esque to the end of completely random nouns.

[ajaxfetish]

I like vex, and bloviate (to speak pompously). A new one I just learned is tyromancy (divination by observing the coagulation of cheese), so I'm going to need to find ways to use that. I also like stripping the prefixes off words that no longer really work without them (kempt, shevelled, whelming, gruntled, etc.)

Ajax

[Lemur]

I also have a nearly uncontrollable urge to say inappropriate things at times. For example, when writing a script for corporation X, I was instructed to emphasize everything as family-oriented. I felt the familiar tickle in my brain-stem, and couldn't resist saying, "So you want it really gay? How gay are we talking about, here?" Which is almost as bad as when I walked into a meeting of a bunch of web-wonks who were looking very serious and concerned, and shouted, "What up, *******?" (PM me if you really need to know the word. It got a good laugh, though.)

I usually get away with my inappropriate outbursts, if only 'cause they make people laugh. If there's no laugh, I am in deep trouble.

[Subotan]

Whilst writing, I use one kind of punctuation too much; semi-colons.

[Sevis]

I tend to refer to my friends (or all of humanity, depending on my mood) as "mortals". Generalisation about a group you are part of for the absolute win. Then, I've managed to sometimes adopt a manner of speaking similar to that used by TotalBiscuit - "No, I shall not!" and "Are you joking?" quite certainly originating from excessive listening. It has another interesting side effect - a large amount of emphasis on the last word of a sentence, and sentence structure to support it, where convenient.

Oh, "awesome" and "awful" are another two words I use rather often indeed. But hey, they're awesome, so it's fine.

[Prussian to the Iron]

I also have a nearly uncontrollable urge to say inappropriate things at times. For example, when writing a script for corporation X, I was instructed to emphasize everything as family-oriented. I felt the familiar tickle in my brain-stem, and couldn't resist saying, "So you want it really gay? How gay are we talking about, here?" Which is almost as bad as when I walked into a meeting of a bunch of web-wonks who were looking very serious and concerned, and shouted, "What up, *******?" (PM me if you really need to know the word. It got a good laugh, though.)

I usually get away with my inappropriate outbursts, if only 'cause they make people laugh. If there's no laugh, I am in deep trouble.

who'da thought!

sometimes if someone asks a question, I'll just answer "Penis!". I'm getting a little too used to it though; yesterday I accidentally said it right in front of my littl ebrother and sister, so I quickly made it into "Penis..rocafatocratic!". Close call

Whilst writing, I use one kind of punctuation too much; semi-colons.

I as well. My English teacher must hate semi-colons by now.

[Subotan]

I as well. My English teacher must hate semi-colons by now.

They sound to me in my head like dotted crotchet rests, like in music, in between commas and full stops :3 (With the latter two obviously being quaver and minim rests, obviously)

[Monk]

I as well. My English teacher must hate semi-colons by now.

I used to do that a lot too. Now that I've gotten a bit better at punctuation, however, I cannot stand semi-colons. I'd sooner rip them out of all literature and purge their existence if I could.

[Subotan]

I used to do that a lot too. Now that I've gotten a bit better at punctuation, however, I cannot stand semi-colons. I'd sooner rip them out of all literature and purge their existence if I could.

NOOO

They make writing jazzy

[Fragony]

I also have a nearly uncontrollable urge to say inappropriate things at times. For example, when writing a script for corporation X, I was instructed to emphasize everything as family-oriented. I felt the familiar tickle in my brain-stem, and couldn't resist saying, "So you want it really gay? How gay are we talking about, here?" Which is almost as bad as when I walked into a meeting of a bunch of web-wonks who were looking very serious and concerned, and shouted, "What up, *******?" (PM me if you really need to know the word. It got a good laugh, though.)

I usually get away with my inappropriate outbursts, if only 'cause they make people laugh. If there's no laugh, I am in deep trouble.

Oh I can relate, I simply can't help making jokes it's stronger than me and I really need to bite my tongue at times. I will always be as mischievous as I can possibly get away with and I sometimes cross the line.

edit: had to make something for my religion teacher (santaclauslike thingie), made a stigmata-kit

[Prussian to the Iron]

Oh I can relate, I simply can't help making jokes it's stronger than me and I really need to bite my tongue at times. I will always be as mischievous as I can possibly get away with and I sometimes cross the line.

2nded

[Ferret]

qwaaaa and gyp