I constantly make references to female body parts in entirely inappropiate ways. When faced with something shocking and/or frustrating I will blaspheme in ways that have had my soldiers balk and some request that I never say such things again, so I just make sure they're not around. I use the same ones over and over again so they're my signatures, but posting them would get my post deleted and a pm from Lemur.

To add to the Texasisms: 'might could', 'maybe definitely' are the only ones off the top of my head.