I've got a couple, my favourite has got to be "You're making me angry" and my other one I use when descibing things I just add "And.............$^%£" on the end when I've ran out of things to say.
Other than those I don't really speak a lot, noise irritates me, which is awkward when you're living with a woman, any woman. I've also picked up a reputation for being very forthright with my contractors, if they are deliverables are substandard I like to make sure they know, so I tend to use the word "Pants" when describing them.
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