http://gofrench.com/expats/frenchcitizen.htm

According to the Civil Code, you may acquire French nationality in the following circumstances:

> one of your parents is French
> you have been married to a French person for more than one year and are still living together
> you have not lived in France for over a year, but you are married to a French person and have had a child together before or after the marriage, and you are still living together
I'm house trained and requrie attention