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    Thumbs up Girlz.

    Oh, what a life. That girl who immediately speaks up to blindly support my input in the seminars, however faulty they may be, or that blonde who continues staring at me even after I finish presenting my questions in that same discussion until I turn my pretty face slightly in her direction to give her but a few rich seconds of my attention; what about the sweet treat who continually sits beside me and asks questions concerning the class in an effort to provoke a conversation? Or maybe even that one who, in another class, sits on the opposite side of the room and eye-screws me whilst the prof is giving the lecture. Or, in that same class, the dark-haired beauty who gave me a ravishing and inviting smile as I was putting on my jacket, about to leave following the lecture's conclusion. I won't even comment on my history class, where a certain cutie has been suspiciously asking me for a pen more than a couple times, and some notes or questions concerning last week's class, all with this sweet, inviting smile. Or perhaps the ones who briefly glance in my general direction whilst I am walking down the halls, and hurriedly look back upong noticing me to feast their eyes on my glorious figure, temporarily ignoring their conversation held with a friend. And, probably best of all, the girls who are out with their boyfriends at the mall or some such place, and try to catch my eyes while strolling by (which they do, exciting as the situation is), much to the displeasure of their grimacing partner.

    To those Orgahs who share my experience, here: . Life is good, and so am I.
    Last edited by Megas Methuselah; 11-09-2009 at 10:30. Reason: Fixed some confusing sentences; makes more sense now.

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    Yeah, don't believe a word of it.

    They look and then their faces go
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    Good on you MM.
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    Brilliant! Best laugh I've had all day.

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    Default Re: Girlz.

    there's a difference between having an ego and being delusional. But thanks for the laugh.


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    Poor boy, he'll realise one day.

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    Wow, I wish my life was like yours...
    Abandon all hope.

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    So a girl asks you for a pen therefore she's hitting on you?

    Also, In before SFTS makes your post look weak.
    Last edited by tibilicus; 11-09-2009 at 14:32.


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    I too have suffered from this problem.

    It's called and ego. It gets you nowhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Oh, what a life. That girl who immediately speaks up to blindly support my input in the seminars, however faulty they may be, or that blonde who continues staring at me even after I finish presenting my questions in that same discussion until I turn my pretty face slightly in her direction to give her but a few rich seconds of my attention; what about the sweet treat who continually sits beside me and asks questions concerning the class in an effort to provoke a conversation? Or maybe even that one who, in another class, sits on the opposite side of the room and eye-screws me whilst the prof is giving the lecture. Or, in that same class, the dark-haired beauty who gave me a ravishing and inviting smile as I was putting on my jacket, about to leave following the lecture's conclusion. I won't even comment on my history class, where a certain cutie has been suspiciously asking me for a pen more than a couple times, and some notes or questions concerning last week's class, all with this sweet, inviting smile. Or perhaps the ones who briefly glance in my general direction whilst I am walking down the halls, and hurriedly look back upong noticing me to feast their eyes on my glorious figure, temporarily ignoring their conversation held with a friend. And, probably best of all, the girls who are out with their boyfriends at the mall or some such place, and try to catch my eyes while strolling by (which they do, exciting as the situation is), much to the displeasure of their grimacing partner.

    To those Orgahs who share my experience, here: . Life is good, and so am I.
    So they take your pens, and ask you questions about your courses?

    You getting anything from them, lad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Oh, what a life. That girl who immediately speaks up to blindly support my input in the seminars, however faulty they may be, or that blonde who continues staring at me even after I finish presenting my questions in that same discussion until I turn my pretty face slightly in her direction to give her but a few rich seconds of my attention; what about the sweet treat who continually sits beside me and asks questions concerning the class in an effort to provoke a conversation? Or maybe even that one who, in another class, sits on the opposite side of the room and eye-screws me whilst the prof is giving the lecture. Or, in that same class, the dark-haired beauty who gave me a ravishing and inviting smile as I was putting on my jacket, about to leave following the lecture's conclusion. I won't even comment on my history class, where a certain cutie has been suspiciously asking me for a pen more than a couple times, and some notes or questions concerning last week's class, all with this sweet, inviting smile. Or perhaps the ones who briefly glance in my general direction whilst I am walking down the halls, and hurriedly look back upong noticing me to feast their eyes on my glorious figure, temporarily ignoring their conversation held with a friend. And, probably best of all, the girls who are out with their boyfriends at the mall or some such place, and try to catch my eyes while strolling by (which they do, exciting as the situation is), much to the displeasure of their grimacing partner.

    To those Orgahs who share my experience, here: . Life is good, and so am I.
    Yea 7th grade was fun for me to.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    I like how the mods gave you the benefit of the doubt.
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    It seems like you've only seen the good side so far, but it can easily turn ugly, take my word for it. Or ask that guy from twilight who got attacked by a mob of girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Yea 7th grade was fun for me to.
    That almost made my day :D

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    Haha. Orgahs flock to a girl thread like bees to honey.

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    Ofcourse... I'm still waiting for some tips from you MM.. how do you become such an awesome babemagnet?
    Abandon all hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    My initial reaction



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    I can't wait for university.
    Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.

    Proud

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    Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.

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    MM, you go bro!

    Dont let less fortunate people drag you down :)

    Put on a ski instructor jacket and watch the real magic begin... You know, not just glances, but girls slipping their hotel room number down your pocket when no one is watching :)

    Another highlight would be learning from the mother where her daughter got her skills from...

    Or when you and your friends compete in how many you can get in a night (answer is 3, but only cause little sergeant Kadagar would not stand to attention any more).

    Hmmm.... Now I miss being single... :(

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    God this thread is full of unintentional comedy.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    I agree completely.

    Reading Kadagar's post is hilarious.

    I wonder if he realises why...
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    The org will be org until everyone calls it a day.

    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    but I joke. Some of my best friends are Vietnamese villages.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    I agree completely.

    Reading Kadagar's post is hilarious.

    I wonder if he realizes why...
    FIFY
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    FIFY
    Speak english.

    The world is full of colour.
    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    The org will be org until everyone calls it a day.

    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    but I joke. Some of my best friends are Vietnamese villages.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
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    Frontroom thread of the year?
    Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
    Quote Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
    Nothing established by violence and maintained by force, nothing that degrades humanity and is based on contempt for human personality, can endure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountArach View Post
    Frontroom thread of the year?
    Have I fallen off that badly?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Have I fallen off that badly?
    Not enough Skynard.
    Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
    Quote Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountArach View Post
    Not enough Skynyrd.
    That's the 2nd time I have had to fix Oz's grammer tonight.

    I agree this thread is pure gold though
    Last edited by Strike For The South; 11-10-2009 at 03:58.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    just for anyone who is wondering, Megas is a chubby chaser. And whenever these girls look at him he is eating.


    Myself on the other hand, High School, Football Captain.
    I don't think i need to say anymore on this topic.

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    Eh? When was he eating? And I thought that term is exclusive for gay men?
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    Cool store, bro! I want some ham.
    No ham, pepsi.
    They make deli slices of frozen pepsi now? Awesome!
    You also need to purchase a small freezer for storage of your pepsi.
    It runs on batteries. You'll need a few.
    Uhh, I guess I won't have pepsi then. Do you have change for a twenty?
    You can sift through the penny jar
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