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    Default Re: I don't think I've ever seen a cataphract reenactor until now

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    Oh yes i completely agree its about as accurate as The Patriot, that other godawful mel gibson "historical" film.
    Or "Apocalypto" what a horrible piece of garbage that was.

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    well admittedly there are some war movies which are waaaaay better than most...
    I'ld recommend ...
    -"Paths Of Glory" (Stanley Kubrick so you know it's great!!!)
    -"The Battle Of Algiers" amazing, mindblowing movie on politics and revolutionary violence...
    -"Das Boot" (not the English dubbed version though)
    -"The Thin Red Line"
    -i also liked "Jarhead" a lot...

    those films capture the essence and moral implications of modern warfare with minimal or almost-none Hollywood cheesiness...
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    guys guys guys, let's stop the movie bashing! If you wanna learn something stop to complain that the movies are ahistorical or any shit like that god damn, movie are for entertainment, if you want education, watch a documentary, discovery channel or get up from your computer and read a damn book.

    Mel Gipson did a great job with every of his movies and it's not because he didn't worked day and night with an historian that YOU have the right to discreditate his movie!

    all your bashing is as significant as bashing on the movie 300 for ''ahistorical'' reason

    I've a good one for you : there are some movie wich are only for entertainment!
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    Das Boot is not as realistic as you think. The writer of the book denounced the movie as a bunch of lies. Although unwarranted, this is the truth. You see the experienced crew whimpering meekly under depth charge attack, enough rivets popping to implode the sub 8 times over, and the reporter being subjected to court-martial material actions.

    Neither was "The Thin Red Line". I think we can assume that all movies hold some degree of ahistoricality, and let it be. Das Boot is enjoyable regardless of these rather minor faults, and I'm sure there are people who enjoyed Braveheart for reasons other than accuracy. Only the ones who take entertainment for reality are the fools.
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    i never said they were "historical " ... no work of art is truly "accurate" (because art stylizes and aestheticaly augments banal reality) i said they were "un-cheesier" and deeper than most war-glorifying Hollywood stuff ... speaking of trashy Mel Gibson historic flics i'ld like to add a decent one i just remembered in hich he starred ...Peter Weir's "Gallipoli"...
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    La 317eme Section. Nuff said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Very Super Market View Post
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    People who watch Fox News, in other words...
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    Default Re: I don't think I've ever seen a cataphract reenactor until now

    I haven't seen them yet but a history interested friend told me that Waterloo and Masada were very accurate movies.
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