Tommy Doesn't Know What Day It Is

[gaelic cowboy]

Baeeeh

[Pannonian]

Blackadder must be the most quotable show ever.

Private Plane

Lord Flasheart: Always treat your kite like you treat your woman.
Lieutenant George: How do you mean, sir? Do you mean, take her home at the week-end to meet your mother?
Lord Flasheart: No! I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!
Captain Blackadder: I'm beginning to see why the suffragette movement want the vote.
Lord Flasheart: Hey, hey! Any bird who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!