-This was a triumph

-I am making a note here, HUGH SUCCESS.

-It is hard to overstate my satisfaction.

-Guardians of people. We do what we must. Because, we can.

-For the good of all of us except for ones who are dead.

-But there is no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on going 'till you run out of egg and the deed gets done and you make a good guard for the people who are still alive.

-I’m not even angry

-I am being so sincere right now.

-Even though, your broke my heart and killed me.

-And tore me to pieces!

-And fed every piece to the zombies.

-As they burnt it hurt because I was so happy for you!

-So I’m glad I got killed for the all the things we did for the people who are still alive



Bah, anyways. Nice job destroying us, heroes. We were the only things keeping you from, well, them.

And you think you won, townies? Obviously I and all plague demons won. What are you talking about?