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    smell the glove Senior Member Major Robert Dump's Avatar
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    I'm starting to like Texas. I moved near the border and have been skirmishing across the state line to obtain high point beer, meet hawt Latino women and visit Dallas nudie bar. And also, erm, work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    I'm starting to like Texas. I moved near the border and have been skirmishing across the state line to obtain high point beer, meet hawt Latino women and visit Dallas nudie bar. And also, erm, work.
    Another convert.
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    Tovenaar Senior Member The Wizard's Avatar
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    TX has always been my favorite state in the Union
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    How D peoples of Texas. I drank a Shiner the other night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910 View Post
    How D peoples of Texas. I drank a Shiner the other night.
    Life changing no doubt
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    So if I went to Texas, would I be welcome?

    I ask because The Miz (WWE) was on australian TV tonight and he just reinforces the stereotypes of all americans... Thankfully some 'merican members here sway me in the direction of thinking there may be some hope for ameriland.

    I ask because I wouldnt want people to think I'm British. Would they want me to say such things as "shrimp" and possibly "on the barbie" in the same sentence?
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    An Australian? You kidding me? We'd expect you to party and to party hard. As far as expectations on anything else it would all be on an individual basis.

    EDIT: and maybe the party hard thing is only just my own individual expectation.
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