Page 1 of 6 12345 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 30 of 169

Thread: Best. Painting. Ever.

  1. #1
    Old Town Road Senior Member Strike For The South's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Between Louis' sheets
    Posts
    10,369

    Default Best. Painting. Ever.

    http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork...rtpiece_id=353

    Oh my. It looks like basic history escapes this man.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

  2. #2
    Slixpoitation Member A Very Super Market's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Vancouver, BC, Canada, North America, Terra, Sol, Milky Way, Local Cluster, Universe
    Posts
    3,700

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    I shall win this thread

    https://i.imgur.com/r4e2C.jpg


    -Bit gory. NSFW, I'd say. Hide your children too.
    Last edited by A Very Super Market; 11-20-2009 at 06:35.
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    WELCOME TO AVSM
    Cool store, bro! I want some ham.
    No ham, pepsi.
    They make deli slices of frozen pepsi now? Awesome!
    You also need to purchase a small freezer for storage of your pepsi.
    It runs on batteries. You'll need a few.
    Uhh, I guess I won't have pepsi then. Do you have change for a twenty?
    You can sift through the penny jar
    ALL WILL BE CONTINUED

    - Proud Horseman of the Presence

  3. #3

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by A Very Super Market View Post
    I shall win this thread

    https://i.imgur.com/r4e2C.jpg
    What does the union soldier bleeding from his eyesockets represent?

  4. #4
    Banned Kadagar_AV's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    In average 2000m above sea level.
    Posts
    4,176

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    A Very Super Market won this thread.

  5. #5

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    I really like the original painting...

    Fifty Stars--Represents the fifty states of the Union. Some stars shine brighter than others.



    Mr Hollywood--He represents the entertainment business in America. It is very apparant that there is a liberal slant with Hollywood. He looks down at the judge and pregnant woman with ridicule and amusement.

  6. #6
    Poll Smoker Senior Member CountArach's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Sydney, Australia
    Posts
    9,029

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    That is truly briliant art.
    Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
    Quote Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
    Nothing established by violence and maintained by force, nothing that degrades humanity and is based on contempt for human personality, can endure.

  7. #7
    smell the glove Senior Member Major Robert Dump's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    OKRAHOMER
    Posts
    7,424

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    SAUSAGEFEST
    Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!

  8. #8
    Guest Azathoth's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Gnawing hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
    Posts
    783

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    I shall win this thread

    https://i.imgur.com/r4e2C.jpg
    This pleases me.

  9. #9
    L'Etranger Senior Member Banquo's Ghost's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Hunting the Snark, a long way from Tipperary...
    Posts
    5,604

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Some awesome irony in the mouseover notes. The very best being:

    Immigrant

    Why does he have his hand up like that? There are many good people in America, they are not all Christian. I wanted him to have a look of shock when he realizes where the source of America's greatness comes from as he sees Christ holding the Constitution. We live in a country were (sic) we are free to worship as we please.
    In a way, it's a pity he felt it necessary to explain the painting. Whilst not exactly first rank art, it ought to stand or fall by itself.
    "If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
    Albert Camus "Noces"

  10. #10
    Member Member Hax's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    The Netherlands
    Posts
    5,352

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Wait, is that Cthulhu?
    This space intentionally left blank.

  11. #11
    Tuba Son Member Subotan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    The Land of Heat and Clockwork
    Posts
    4,990
    Blog Entries
    3

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork...rtpiece_id=353

    Oh my. It looks like basic history escapes this man.
    And basic constitutional law. I'm not even American, and I can point out the many inaccuracies.
    Quote Originally Posted by A Very Super Market View Post
    I shall win this thread

    https://i.imgur.com/r4e2C.jpg


    -Bit gory. NSFW, I'd say. Hide your children too.

    Looks like something from BPRD!

  12. #12
    Hope guides me Senior Member Hosakawa Tito's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2000
    Location
    Western New Yuck
    Posts
    7,914

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    What? No Harry Truman? Start over.
    "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*

  13. #13
    TexMec Senior Member Louis VI the Fat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Saint Antoine
    Posts
    9,935

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Genius painting. Thanks for sharing, that was a half hour well spend.
    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Texan by birth, woodpecker by the grace of God
    I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one - Brenus
    Bt why woulf we uy lsn'y Staraft - Fragony
    Not everything
    blue and underlined is a link


  14. #14
    Ranting madman of the .org Senior Member Fly Shoot Champion, Helicopter Champion, Pedestrian Killer Champion, Sharpshooter Champion, NFS Underground Champion Rhyfelwyr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    In a hopeless place with no future
    Posts
    8,646

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    I must cleanse my eyes with carbolic soap after seeing such an outburst of idolatry.
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

  15. #15
    Part-Time Polemic Senior Member ICantSpellDawg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    U.S.
    Posts
    7,237

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    I love it. My favorite is Stephen Breyer holding his head in shame
    "That rifle hanging on the wall of the working-class flat or labourer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."
    -Eric "George Orwell" Blair

    "If the policy of the government, upon vital questions affecting the whole people, is to be irrevocably fixed by decisions of the Supreme Court...the people will have ceased to be their own rulers, having to that extent practically resigned the government into the hands of that eminent tribunal."
    (Lincoln's First Inaugural Address, 1861).
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

  16. #16
    Banned Kadagar_AV's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    In average 2000m above sea level.
    Posts
    4,176

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Genius painting. Thanks for sharing, that was a half hour well spend.
    Just curious, what made it take half a hour?

  17. #17
    Mr Self Important Senior Member Beskar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Albion
    Posts
    15,930
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    Just curious, what made it take half a hour?
    Reading all the little bits.
    Days since the Apocalypse began
    "We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
    "Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."

  18. #18
    Insomniac and tired of it Senior Member Slyspy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Location
    England
    Posts
    1,868

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    I like the Cthulu version best.
    "Put 'em in blue coats, put 'em in red coats, the bastards will run all the same!"

    "The English are a strange people....They came here in the morning, looked at the wall, walked over it, killed the garrison and returned to breakfast. What can withstand them?"

  19. #19
    Guest Aemilius Paulus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Russia/Europe in the summer, Florida rest of the time
    Posts
    3,473

    Exclamation Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Hmm, Jesus was from Gondor? I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT! Also, except for two individuals, all the black people are far in the back. How unsurprisingly racist... Plus, the black college student looks awkward. Very few college students are black if one looks at statistics, and anyway, the stereotype of a college student is more like a hippy, left-wing, radical, sex-crazed, unruly... you know, on and on.... The college student should have been with the other "sinners"On the other hand, a black American Soldier is just right. Despite being only 12% of he US population, blacks make up a disproportionately large part of the American Armed Forces.

  20. #20
    TexMec Senior Member Louis VI the Fat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Saint Antoine
    Posts
    9,935

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    Just curious, what made it take half a hour?
    Reading all the little commentaries. Reading up on some. Trying to find out what the artist's ideas are, how widely spread they are. Fascinating.

    Do you know that this is LDS art? (Some would argue, LSD) It is both subculture and mainstream.


    The 'liberal news reporter', along with the professor clutching Darwin's Origin Of Species and the judge weeping over Roe vs. Wade, all huddled next to Satan, turning their backs to Jesus and the constitution.
    That's the beauty about art, eh? One painting says as much as a thousand page study.



    Edit: The artist does work from a template. Check this:

    http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork...rtpiece_id=319

    Edit 2: I am still fascinated. That's another half hour wasted. The 'art of reassurance'. Fantasy/new age, religious art, landscape/pastoral, assuring cityscapes.
    Peculiar, is that McNaughton does not feature persons in his re-assurance works. Only in his policital and religious art. But they feature dead people* only. He is that disappointed in the modern world, that he does not even paint living persons. 'Grandma's rocking chair':
    http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork...rtpiece_id=165

    *Then again, Moromons have some rather idiosyncratic ideas about the link between the death and the living.
    Last edited by Louis VI the Fat; 11-20-2009 at 15:17.
    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Texan by birth, woodpecker by the grace of God
    I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one - Brenus
    Bt why woulf we uy lsn'y Staraft - Fragony
    Not everything
    blue and underlined is a link


  21. #21
    Clan Clan InsaneApache's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Grand Duchy of Yorkshire
    Posts
    8,636

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    The Thomas Paine inclusion is hilarious.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

  22. #22
    Tuba Son Member Subotan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    The Land of Heat and Clockwork
    Posts
    4,990
    Blog Entries
    3

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    Hmm, Jesus was from Gondor? I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT![/URL].
    Why am I not surprised...

    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Do you know that this is LDS art?.
    .
    o.o

    (Some would argue, LSD)

  23. #23
    The Abominable Senior Member Hexxagon Champion Monk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    YU-ESS-AY
    Posts
    6,666

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hax View Post
    Wait, is that Cthulhu?
    That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.

    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
    In a way, it's a pity he felt it necessary to explain the painting. Whilst not exactly first rank art, it ought to stand or fall by itself.
    I have to agree. Rather than looking at the painting itself, I'm simply reading the explanations for everything he chose to include. It nearly ruins the point, though the art itself is still very good. I wish i was half that talented with a brush.
    Last edited by Monk; 11-20-2009 at 17:50.

  24. #24
    Ranting madman of the .org Senior Member Fly Shoot Champion, Helicopter Champion, Pedestrian Killer Champion, Sharpshooter Champion, NFS Underground Champion Rhyfelwyr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    In a hopeless place with no future
    Posts
    8,646

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Why does he complain about criticisms of the idea of "One Nation under God", then go on to blame socialism for this (when a socialist coined the term)?
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

  25. #25
    Philologist Senior Member ajaxfetish's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Indiana
    Posts
    2,132

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Do you know that this is LDS art? (Some would argue, LSD) It is both subculture and mainstream.
    Yep. I could tell by a bunch of the guy's commentary. He used a very Mormon vocabulary, plus the work as a whole shows a fairly Mormon perspective on the state of the world and country. Then, we are very accomplished as a people at creating tacky art.

    If you want to see some great art by a Mormon (though it's far from the mold of standard Mormon art subject material) look up James Christensen.

    Ajax

    "I do not yet know how chivalry will fare in these calamitous times of ours." --- Don Quixote
    "I have no words, my voice is in my sword." --- Shakespeare
    "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." --- Jack Handey

  26. #26
    TexMec Senior Member Louis VI the Fat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Saint Antoine
    Posts
    9,935

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by ajaxfetish View Post
    Yep. I could tell by a bunch of the guy's commentary. He used a very Mormon vocabulary, plus the work as a whole shows a fairly Mormon perspective on the state of the world and country. Then, we are very accomplished as a people at creating tacky art.

    If you want to see some great art by a Mormon (though it's far from the mold of standard Mormon art subject material) look up James Christensen.

    Ajax
    Definately a better artist. Still not really my style, but clearly several steps up from McNaughton.

    Yet, for all the tackyness of McNaughton's art, there is a consistent worldview behind his work, and he manages to express it in his work.

    It took me a long while to discover that the OP's painting was not merely conservative and Christian fundamentalist, but a bit 'off' too. Mormon.
    Strange that the LDS and 'mainstream' fundamentalist America should've grown towards each other so much. One can barely tell the difference anymore.

    Have the evangelicals radicalised, or have the Mormons been assimilated? Important question, because at the current rate of demographics, in a few more decades, the Mormons and Catholic Latinos will own America. At least, the entire Southwest/West.



    Also:

    Bugger.


    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Texan by birth, woodpecker by the grace of God
    I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one - Brenus
    Bt why woulf we uy lsn'y Staraft - Fragony
    Not everything
    blue and underlined is a link


  27. #27
    Chieftain of the Pudding Race Member Evil_Maniac From Mars's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    6,407

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    Why does he complain about criticisms of the idea of "One Nation under God", then go on to blame socialism for this (when a socialist coined the term)?
    A socialist did not coin the term. The "One Nation under God" was added to the pledge later.

  28. #28
    Guest Aemilius Paulus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Russia/Europe in the summer, Florida rest of the time
    Posts
    3,473

    Cool Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars View Post
    A socialist did not coin the term. The "One Nation under God" was added to the pledge later.
    Yeah, which is only supports the fact we should remove it. If it was a tradition, I would leave it alone. But it is not. The pledge was tampered with in 1954. BTW, does anyone still remember how the people would do the 'Nazi salute' when reciting the pledge or the national anthem (called Bellamy Salute I believe)? Fun times...


    oh teh lulz
    Last edited by Aemilius Paulus; 11-21-2009 at 23:08.

  29. #29
    is not a senior Member Meneldil's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    France
    Posts
    3,074

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    This somehow reminds me of this Onion article.

  30. #30

    Default Re: Best. Painting. Ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro View Post
    What does the union soldier bleeding from his eyesockets represent?
    My guess is what is left of historical veracity after the original painter has had its way with it.

    Anyways this is just...

    Many of these men and women gave their lives so we could have the liberties we enjoy. We are now at a time when these liberties are in peril. Our government has grown so big and powerful that the rights of the individual are at risk. This is what the Constitution was about—to limit the size of government.
    ... (a) he actually believes that to such an extent; and (b) he does include Roosevelt among those ‘who had a positive effect’ on what you view as your liberties now in peril? Meh. That takes bent over backwards a bit far, doesn't it?
    Last edited by Tellos Athenaios; 11-21-2009 at 23:19.
    - Tellos Athenaios
    CUF tool - XIDX - PACK tool - SD tool - EVT tool - EB Install Guide - How to track down loading CTD's - EB 1.1 Maps thread


    ὁ δ᾽ ἠλίθιος ὣσπερ πρόβατον βῆ βῆ λέγων βαδίζει” – Kratinos in Dionysalexandros.

Page 1 of 6 12345 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO