Alien vs Yakuza [Concluded]

[Thermal]

eh, fair enough atpg, ill let this one...drop...


whether your pulling our legs or not atpg your whole pizzaguy curse theory depends on it.


Why must you tamper with our minds?

[atheotes]

Dont worry about it...just letting bad blood out of the system. its all in good spirit.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Why must you tamper with our minds?

Revenge for all the bad lynches I've endured.

[Splitpersonality]

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AVSM was seated in a quiet restaurant. The room was dark, lit only by candles and a rather robust fire place. The waiter strolled over, and gently lowered a plate onto the table,

"Here you are sir," the man stated, "Enjoy.

The man stepped back, and turned on his heels, walking out of the seated area and back into the kitchen.


AVSM drooled, and quickly speared a few pieces of pasta, shoving them into his mouth. These past few days had been rather stressful, and the he was tired of all the food he had to endure living in Japan, it simply didn't agree with him. He was amazed to find such a good Itallian place here.

Sure the waiters were large and intimidating, and they often mispronounced the dishes, but who cared? When it came to food, the Italians simply had it right, and this place was too good to ignore.

Partway through his meal, AVSM looked up, and saw his waiter seated across from him at the table smiling.

AVSM stopped dead, midbite, and dropped his fork.

"Enjoying your meal sir?" the waiter asked.

"Y...yes, it's very good" AVSM replied nervously.

"Good, very good." the waiter added with a smile. A smile which scared AVSM.

Who was this man? Why was he sitting here?

AVSM looked around for clues when he spotted the waiter's arm, just a little piece of it at the wrist. Instead of bare skin, he saw fantastic colors, a tattoo?

AVSM shot up, knocking things over, the waiter simply sat where he was.

"Tattoos?! You're Yakuza, I knew it! What did you do to my food?" AVSM screamed at the man.

The waiter simply brushed himself clean and smiled back at AVSM.

"What did you do to my food?!" AVSM roared again at the man, he was gearing to hit him.


The waiter again laughed, "I didn't do anything."

He smiled at AVSM again.


AVSM stared at him, trying to make sense of it, and he realized the man wasn't looking at him, he was looking behind him.

AVSM sighed to himself and reluctantly turned around. He knew what would happen but he had t-



His thoughts were disrupted by a katana cleaving his head from his shoulders.


Splitpersonality smiled at the waiter, and walked out of the resturaunt.

Sorry guys

[Thermal]

The aliens took everywhere but Japan....of all places lol

[Death is yonder]

On reflection my post does seem very harsh, this is only a game, and rest assured DiY I like you as a player and person, but I get very worked up when in mafia games.

And I didn't lynch you sprig! (i don't think) though to be fair I didn't have any reason to not vote for you but more luck...

I didn't take it personally, rest assured.

I don't really know your play style, but my case on you would make a lot more sense if Atheotes was the mafia

Yes, I now dread being wrong in future games for the turn around beskar & DiY will get on me

Nah

I don't carry things over.

Also, I'm not really mafia. It turns out that I was just pulling your leg. I was told by the two mafiosi to go along with it and I did.

We all know the truth ATPG

[Askthepizzaguy]

I know... but I'm all about fun.

Even if I lose a mafia game, I want to give you guys something fun to talk about. Avoid lynching me on rounds one and two and I will make it interesting.

[Beefy187]

Finale

Hello Death is yonder. Would you like to have some tea with me, please. Come, sit; enjoy the tea. I have taught you well, yes... you know what sort of signs to look for in mafia. You see how you can build a case on someone and lead to their downfall. That is all well and good, but remember that you can build a case against anyone... this is how the spider catches the fly. He spins a web of deception, yes... it is a powerful offensive weapon. Ah, but for the flies to catch a spider, yes, this is very difficult. I have caught many flies in my time, and many spiders. This time, you have been trapped by my web. Do not fret... it happens to the best of us.

Are you enjoying your tea?

The poisons should be taking effect by now. Just relax and let it come. Wait, where are you going? It is too late, there is no antidote. You might as well sit down and stop fidgeting, no doctor can help you now. You may just as well enjoy the last few moments. Ah, here it is... I ordered us a pizza in celebration. Thank you, sir delivery man, here have a tip... *gives five dollars* now leave us in peace. Come, Death is yonder, it is my favorite... pepperoni. I'll just set the box on top of this pile of dead bodies. Now, you shall enjoy the flavor of the fatal slice, no? Ha ha ha... ah. Yes, taste the cheese... taste the tomatoes... taste the crust and the spices.... it is so very good. And now, taste the fatal slice.

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Askthepizzaguy stands up, and draws his Nodachi sword. With one swift stroke, he severs Death is yonder in half, from one hip to the other hip. Death is yonder falls over, into the pile of dead bodies, with a final groan. "There was no poison in the tea...." With a slight chuckle, Askthepizzaguy adds; "but death was indeed yonder." Then the Yakuza master grabs a can of gasoline and begins to pour it all over the pile of bodies, until every last drop one of them was soaked in the potent fluid. Then he stands and lights a victory cigar... and enjoys it while he watches his partner finish this wretched mass of aliens off.

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Greetings. You are Elizabeth
Alignment: Town
Goal: Eliminate the Yakuza

Originally from Gintama

More Info on Elizabeth

Representing Gintama, Elizabeth is the 10th popular character of the show. You were first represented as Katsura San’s pet space duck, however, as the show goes on, rumour spreads that there is actually a men inside the duck outfit.
Your skill in sword fighting and scaring some of the characters is outstanding, as well as your loyalty to Katsura San is well noted. But do remember you are merely an alien borrowing Elizabeth’s identity and you don’t have those skills with you.

As a royal soldier of Queen Beefy, you chose a semi cute character as your new identity. Your job is to lynch the Yakuzas hiding in your group until they regret it and search the city to observe their culture.

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[spoil]

AVSM was seated in a quiet restaurant. The room was dark, lit only by candles and a rather robust fire place. The waiter strolled over, and gently lowered a plate onto the table,

"Here you are sir," the man stated, "Enjoy.

The man stepped back, and turned on his heels, walking out of the seated area and back into the kitchen.


AVSM drooled, and quickly speared a few pieces of pasta, shoving them into his mouth. These past few days had been rather stressful, and the he was tired of all the food he had to endure living in Japan, it simply didn't agree with him. He was amazed to find such a good Itallian place here.

Sure the waiters were large and intimidating, and they often mispronounced the dishes, but who cared? When it came to food, the Italians simply had it right, and this place was too good to ignore.

Partway through his meal, AVSM looked up, and saw his waiter seated across from him at the table smiling.

AVSM stopped dead, midbite, and dropped his fork.

"Enjoying your meal sir?" the waiter asked.

"Y...yes, it's very good" AVSM replied nervously.

"Good, very good." the waiter added with a smile. A smile which scared AVSM.

Who was this man? Why was he sitting here?

AVSM looked around for clues when he spotted the waiter's arm, just a little piece of it at the wrist. Instead of bare skin, he saw fantastic colors, a tattoo?

AVSM shot up, knocking things over, the waiter simply sat where he was.

"Tattoos?! You're Yakuza, I knew it! What did you do to my food?" AVSM screamed at the man.

The waiter simply brushed himself clean and smiled back at AVSM.

"What did you do to my food?!" AVSM roared again at the man, he was gearing to hit him.


The waiter again laughed, "I didn't do anything."

He smiled at AVSM again.


AVSM stared at him, trying to make sense of it, and he realized the man wasn't looking at him, he was looking behind him.

AVSM sighed to himself and reluctantly turned around. He knew what would happen but he had t-



His thoughts were disrupted by a katana cleaving his head from his shoulders.


Splitpersonality smiled at the waiter, and walked out of the resturaunt. [/spoil


Sorry guys

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Greetings. You are Pikachu
Alignment: Town
Goal: Eliminate the Yakuzas

Originally from Pokemon series

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikachu
If you ask anyone to name one Pokemon, 70 percent of the population will answer Pikachu. Americans and so on has twisted most of the pokemons names in to something completely different, but they couldn’t change Pikachu.

As you want to be loved by the Queen, you went for the safest choice by taking the identity of Pikachu. You will surely be loved by the Queen, but as for your other mission… to search the city of Hiroshima to observe the culture etc etc… It will be hard doing so, being forced to be surrounded by kids all the time.

Your job is to eliminate the Yakuzas. Unfortunately you don’t have thunder bolts or other nifty tricks that real Pikachu can use, but just grab a baseball bat or two, and make those poor fellas understand how far the Aliens are willing to go.

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When the Queen saw only three soldiers arriving on the meeting, she immediately felt death approaching her. She looked for Pikachu... one of her favourite soldier.. And she looked for Elizabeth. One of the semi favourite. None. Only ones she saw was A TV celebrity, Godzilla and a fury mascot character.

Tamori

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Godzilla

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Slyly

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"Tamori AKA Spl1tp3rsonal1ty reporting in!"
"Godzilla AKA Thermal_Mercury reporting in!"
"Slyly AKA Askthepizzaguy reporting in!"

"Good.. now unfortunately two of you are the dirty Yakuzas and you are going to die."

The Queen pulled out a diamond of the Alien technology Tight sabre while each of the three others reacted swiftly to the matter.

Knowing exactly what the Queen would do when shes mad, the only innocent soldier left... Thermal_Mercury made a run for the space ship, while Split threw away his Sunglasses and ATPG breaking out of the doll, showing his true identity.

"Aww what a prick.." cursed the Queen at the back of Godzilla, who has already gone far far away. "Well then... you Yakuzas... No.. You Cherries.. Think you can beat me?"

"Sure. Your just a little bigger then the rest. Not much different are ya." replied Lieutenant Iba, holding his Zanpakutou tightly, while Jou Aniki slowly went around the Queen, securing the flank.

"You... UNDERESTIMATE ME!!"
With a terrifying roar, the Queen...


"She can fly?" groaned Iba. Already giving up the fight. "I didn't sign up for this."

"Shut your traps Brother.. These aliens aren't a problem!" With that incredibly cool and nifty phrase, Jou Aniki jumped high in the air, and somehow managed to float.

Phrase "Eastern Asian magic" struck Ibas head. Then he slowly remembered that he can do the same by using a little bit of Reiatsu.

Three warriors glared at each other as if its a scene from Star Wars Episode I. Just like what good old Darth Maul did, the Queen extended her tight sabre to double edged sword and started fighting the two Yakuzas.

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Clearly the Queen was much more brave and skilled then other soldiers.. Surely she could've done the whole invasion on her own without paying a lot of casualties. But that aside, Jou Aniki too.... And Lieutenant Iba to some extent... was also talented fighters, equaling the fighting skill of the Queen with two of them combined.



While Jou got the Queen pinned down, Iba tried to attack the Queen from the rear... However noticing this, the Queen released her left hand from her tight sabre and released the green beam blast. Taking a direct hit, Iba hit the ground hard, as if he was bounded by a strong force, impossible to resist.

"What... Since when can the aliens use the force?" whined Iba, bleeding lightly from his head.
"Shuddup you! This is called the False! The power to cancel all physical impossibilities like humans flying! All your nifty human tricks belong to us!"
Queen recharged the false and released it at Jou Aniki, but he seemed unaffected by it.
"Impossible.."
"Please.. Look at my legs."
Indeed, Jou was moving his leg so fast, almost matching that of speed of light so he could float. "This isn't physically impossible. I'm just buff"
With his sword technique, Jou managed to lightly sliced the Queens breast. When she retreated backwards, Jou pulled off couple of complex back flips (Which pleased the crowd so much that they applauded), and charged fiercely at the Queen.

"You havn't understood... The Full power of the dark side!" Shouted the Queen and blasted away Jou Aniki with what seems to be a transformation.

"You are..." gasped Jou.
"Yes its me.."
Mino Monta!!

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"This identity is one of the busiest working TV celebrity in Japan. There is not a day when we don't see Mino san on TV. There is not a time slot where we don't see Mino san some where on the TV. This man is a living legend. He is a member of a news program, he is the host of who wants to be a millionaire and are famous for the incredibly long and pointless time he spends staring at the challenger after they said 'final answer'. He is a heavy smoker and a ladies man.. Many says.... He is a monster! Fear me!"

"My body... My body!!" shouted Jou, losing all control to his bodily function, becoming a burden to the society. Irresistibly, bowing down to the mighty King Mino, desperately trying to move his hand to grab the sword which he just threw away to bow.

"Good.. Good.. You just bow there like a peasant you are. While I slowly cut you up in millions of tiny pieces like I tear up those cheques in who wants to be Millionaire when the challengers answer A instead of C! In quiz millionaire 34 percent of the question has the answer C and B is the answer for most four choice questions in quiz. Die Yakuza! Die now!!"

Jou waited. Five seconds. Ten seconds. As he heard the foot step slowly approaching him. When he counted to twenty three, he felt a warm spray in his face. Blood. Not of his own but of the Queen.

"Umm.. Queen.. and Jou.. I don't know whats the deal with this... Mino san. I've been long dead and I never seen TV before."
It was Iba san. Finally shining like a bright star he is. Being a shinigami finally meant something for this man.

"Thank you brother.. You saved my life." said Jou.

The two walked towards each other, stepping ON the Queen on purpose, then hugged. Sun came out of the clouds, rain stopped. The world went from Black to grey to.... White.. As a flaming blast covered the surface of the two Yakuzas.

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"I came to rescue you my Queen! We received an reinforcement from the King!"
It was Thermal_Mercury, A Godzilla riding on a Mecha Big Godzilla (Code name-Aries777)

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"My Queen! My Queen!"
He then realized that while his blast took out the Yakuzas, he also took out the near death Queen.
"Oops... Ah well.. I'll transform my self to look like a Queen... Then I can become the Queen! I'll take out King Beefy and declare my self King of Beefdom! Just like Noble Sons all over again! Then I will... I will.."

Queen Thermal Mercury... Was a Queen for five seconds. For some reason he felt really sick. Then fell unconscious.

"From the moment the invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate, and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this earth. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this planet's infinite organisms. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain."

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"So Mr Spielberg.. I didn't like 'War of the Worlds' to be honest. Don't you think my version would be much... Much better? "

"Get out of here."

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Jou Aniki, and Iba woke up in the back alley. Alive, and completely unharmed.
"Why?" they looked at each other and asked.

Answer was quite simple.
"Why would I let all the interesting specimens burn by a barbaric fight... Its such an interesting thing..."
"Captain Kurotsuchi!"

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"Really.. I didn't care much for you lot.. But this... Queen? No specimen number 859 and that big mecha robot.. Ooo this is going to be so good."

"Umm.. ok.. Well thank you Captain Kurotsuchi"
And for the second time, two Yakuzas, walked towards each other and hugged.

"Nice doing business with you brother." said Jou.
"Nice knowing you friend" said Iba.
"I'm very honoured to meet you.. Umm Mr Jou" said Kurotsuchi. "Now I saw you fighting.. Very interesting for a human.. Perhaps you could be specimen number 860.. I promise to treat you nicely.. Two drug tests per day and...."

Screaming could be heard in the alley of Hiroshima. At least, the world was finally at peace.. For now.

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"My king.. The Queen is dead."

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Alive 2/12
Split
Askthepizzaguy

Killed 7/12
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Woad & Fangs
Stildawn
Beskar
A Very Super Market
Death is Yonder
Thermal Mercury

Lynched 3/12
Centurion1
Sprig
Atheotes

Total Mafia Victory!
Big congratulations to ATPG and Split!

Thank you for those who played. I hope you enjoyed it.

[Beefy187]

Role pms
Split

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Greetings. You are Iba Tetsuzaemon. Lieutenant of the 7th squad of Soul Society.
Allignment: Yakuza
Goal: Kill all aliens

Originally from Anime/ Manga Bleach
For more information about Iba san

While you have a distinct characteristic, obvious Yakuza outfit and Hiroshima accent, somehow you are one of the most unpopular Lieutenant along with Oomaeda of the 2nd squad and Hasebe? Of the 1st squad. You have pretty much done nothing in the entire series except for comical relief, getting defeated or running away. But there is so much more you can do O Lieutenant. Captain Komamura have sent you to Hiroshima to deal with Aliens instead of Hollows. You are pretty much terrible against hollows but let’s see how you deal with Aliens.

Your ability is to kill one player each night. You also know who Jou aniki is, and you may contact him privately.

Good luck!

This is your cover pm.

Greetings. You are Tamori san.
Alignment: Town
Goal: Eliminate the Yakuzas

Originally from the TV celebrity Tamori.
For more information about Tamori

What the Japanese people immediately think of upon hearing your name is your sunglasses. Tamori is equal to Sunglasses, and without your sunglasses you are nothing more than just another somewhat funny 50 years old. You are no Yakuza. Sure your mother may have told you that all the bad guys wear sunglasses. But she is wrong! Bad guys may wear black hats in western films, but while many bad guys wear sunglasses, it’s also opened up for shy people. Don’t get that wrong!

Just to make sure the real Tamori san doesn’t show up, you knocked him in the head and tied him up so he doesn’t wake up until everything is done. Meanwhile, you will enjoy your privilege as a TV star… and a bit of attention as well.

As a royal servant of the Queen, your job is to eliminate the Yakuza, as well as roaming around the city to research the Japanese culture.

ATPG

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Greetings. You are Otonanoji Jou, AKA Jou aniki (Brother Jou)

Alignment: Mafia (Forgot to tell Spl1t that you are his partner. But Spl1t is your partner)
Goal: Kill all aliens
Picture: The guy in the Alien vs Yakuza spoof.
Originally from anime/ manga of Gintama
Being the strongest man of the Yamaguchi Clan, you were chosen by the boss to slay some aliens. It is your duty as the citizen of Hiroshima to protect this city from any unwanted guest whether if that is cops from other regions, rival Yakuzas or Aliens.

Your ability is to kill one player per night.
You also know who Iba Tetsuzaemon (Spl1t) is. You may communicate with him at night.

Good luck!

This is your cover pm
Greetings. You are Slyly.
Alignment: Town
Goal: Eliminate the Yakuzas

Originally from Hiroshima Touyou Carps.

http://www.google.co.jp/imglanding?i...0662.sized.jpg
You are the mascot character of Hiroshima Carps. Original inspiration apparently came from Sesame Street, but who cares. You are officially the slowest mascot character in the 12 baseball team mascot 100 meter race according to Spring of Trivia. While you are the main mascot of the team, Carp Bouya (Carp Boy) seems to be more popular then you.

As a loyal servant of the Queen Beefy, you have chosen wisely. While the others have chosen somewhat awful characters as their new identity, your identity, Slyly will have no problem roaming around the city of Hiroshima. Good choice man! Your job is to find the Yakuzas hiding under their new identity and offer them to the Queen. Good luck!

Thermal_Mercury

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Greetings. You are Godzilla
Alignment: Town
Goal: Eliminate the Yakuza

Originally from Godzilla series

More information on Godzilla

Godzilla is a creature born from a atomic bomb test. Some random sea creature was mutilated by radiation. Now you’re out to revenge against Japan for doing something like that. You’re Arch enemy were mainly the Japanese Defense forces in your villainous days, but for some reason, recent films shows you fighting against another villainous creatures making you sort of like a hero instead of cruel and brutal creature.

As a result of those films depicting you like defender of Japan, you are well respected by the Japanese people…. Not the sort of reaction you expected from them. But it is true that your grudge against the country is slowly dying out.

As a new identity of yours, it will be very convenient for you to get out in the city and explore the place, as you are adored and worshiped. Though your none cuteness may anger the Queen to some extent. You better get out there for some glory in order to satisfy the Queen. Perhaps you could eat the Yakuzas brain out to show that you are an royal soldier.

[Splitpersonality]

*Closes his firefox tab containing his role PM*

Well, that was a fun game, and I'm glad, it frees up some more space in my already crowded firefox tab bar

Thanks for playing guys, it was a fun time, and I'm sorry I deceived you like this D:


Thanks so much beefy for hosting

[Death is yonder]

Thanks for hosting a great game, beefy, really enjoyed it and the write ups.

And congratulations to the mafia for the perfect victory, well deserved.

You played us like a fiddle till the end.

Good game.

[Beefy187]

Quick thoughts

Good game everyone. I hope you enjoyed it
Big congratulations to ATPG and Split once again for their Total mafia victory, and Andres for nailing ATPG despite not even playing

I'm quite satisfied with the write up effort I put in this game (unlike the last game "Who threw the 'B' rubber") though if there is something to improve.. that would be allowing the mafia have 1 kill each which ended the game in 3 rounds. Complete miscalculations despite being an Asian, but I was never good at maths

If they had only 1 kill between them, maybe town would've taken out Split after atheotes and had the chance.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed this rather quick game, which almost ended within sign up phases (Hats off to the moderation team ) and hopefully i'll see you in the next game. Who ever is hosting.

Cheers

[Askthepizzaguy]

ATPG and Split smoked their cigars, and Split drank his champagne. Pizzaguy finishes his smoke, nods at Splitpersonality, and flicks the still-burning stub onto the pile of bodies, and watches it immediately catch fire. They watch the flames for quite some time, standing in silence.

When the flames stopped burning, the Yakuza had disappeared, as silently as they came.

[Thermal]

Good game, makes a change to be alive for so long, if anyone else was mafia I'd probably be dead in the first round

[Askthepizzaguy]

You hadn't played in so long, I would have felt bad to murder you.

[Thermal]

You hadn't played in so long, I would have felt bad to murder you.

lol