Got Swine Flu?

[Vuk]

I do! I'm special! YAY!

[CountArach]

You're clearly like that guy who starts liking an Indie band just after they start going mainstream. You think it's cool, but all the really Indie kids were into them soooo long ago.

Swine flu sold out.

[Vuk]

You're clearly like that guy who starts liking an Indie band just after they start going mainstream. You think it's cool, but all the really Indie kids were into them soooo long ago.

Swine flu sold out.

Hey now, don't rain on my parade! I am the only guy I personally know who has had it!

[Husar]

I don't know. My throat hurts since late Thursday but it could be anything.

[miotas]

I think we all know the real reason

[pevergreen]

My brother got it a while back. He was diagnosed on monday after not feeling great saturday, left for London on the friday for 2 weeks. Was fine.

[Gregoshi]

Swine flu or some other type of flu seems to be hitting my area (suburban Philadelphia) pretty hard. A number of teenagers on Facebook claim they have Swine flu but whether it is a legitimate claim, I can't say. However, whatever it is, a lot of people are sick. My son said the hall at his school have been relatively empty the last day or two.

[A Very Super Market]

I thought I did, but doc tells me I only had a cold. I don't remember a cold which limited my movement to grunts and spasms, but

[Fisherking]

I don’t know if it is something to celebrate. Getting over it maybe.

I had the verity of Swine Flue that went around in the late 1960s. It was Not Fun.

We just had a visit from some flu over the last couple of weeks. But not “That One“.

We have kids in school and guess what they brought home...

High fevers for days, aches and pains, the whole 9 yards and when it seems over you are still weak and everything is a huge effort.

But Hay! If you are enjoying yours, more power to you!

[Samurai Waki]

It was to my understanding, that the highest percentage of people who got swine flu were the ones that were doing a poor job of washing their hands after a lavatory visit.

[A Very Super Market]

It was to my understanding, that the highest percentage of people who got swine flu were the ones that were doing a poor job of washing their hands after a lavatory visit.

Fixed

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Got Swine Flu?

No.

Edit: I'm just drunk.

[Vuk]

I don’t know if it is something to celebrate. Getting over it maybe.

I had the verity of Swine Flue that went around in the late 1960s. It was Not Fun.

We just had a visit from some flu over the last couple of weeks. But not “That One“.

We have kids in school and guess what they brought home...

High fevers for days, aches and pains, the whole 9 yards and when it seems over you are still weak and everything is a huge effort.

But Hay! If you are enjoying yours, more power to you!

lol, have you ever heard of sarcasm? ~:P It has been 4 days, and I finally have enough strength to use my computer. :P I have hardly been more miserable in my life.

[Subotan]

I had a nasty thing last week that made my sinuses hurt, and therefore put pressure on my eyes, but I don't know if that was swine flu

[Mooks]

I dont have it....yet. At my school there are 110 recorded cases of it so far (out of like 2000), and I ride a different schools bus home and they got it all over their school. Im 99% sure in the next month or two im going to get death swine flu. I can just feel it. Granted im in peak physical condition and very clean, im still doomed.

[miotas]

If you're that worried there's always this thing called a vaccine...

[LeftEyeNine]

First death in Turkey occured in Ankara -where I'm living right now.

Remember me as a "good fella" and shovel it up.

[aimlesswanderer]

Yep, our Dear Leader has ensured that we will all get a dose, and it's free too. I should really go and get mine. Am trying to make sure the oldies and kiddies get theirs.

[Samurai Waki]

Yep, our Dear Leader has ensured that we will all get a dose, and it's free too. I should really go and get mine. Am trying to make sure the oldies and kiddies get theirs.

Indeed, my girls have already been vaccinated. I decided against it, so that it frees up supply for some other kid. I'm healthy, and obsessive compulsive about washing my hands, so my chances of getting it, aren't really terribly high... *knock on wood*

[Fragony]

I think I had it few weeks ago, I am never sick but felt pretty bad for a week. I wish you a good recovery, it's no fun at all I really felt bad, as if my legs just couldn't carry me anymore, so very weak it was pretty scary.

[Beefy187]

Attempt to quarantine Swine Flu victim failed.
We just let it loose, and its Swine Flu everywhere

My region is full of seniors, who supposingly got resistant to Swine Flu. So me and my family is safe so far.

[Subotan]

I'm the son of a Doctor, so I get priority for vaccines

[a completely inoffensive name]

Tell me when this swine flu starts killing more people then the regular flu every year.

[Hosakawa Tito]

I'm the son of a Doctor, so I get priority for vaccines

Notice any side affects?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[CountArach]

I'm the son of a Doctor, so I get priority for vaccines

I read that as The Doctor and got very excited

[Subotan]

Notice any side affects?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I haven't had it yet, as doctors and sick people get priority over me. But I still have priority over most of you.

I read that as The Doctor and got very excited

I wish...I wish...

[Husar]

Well yeah, when I read normal people get it by end of November/early December I thought by then I'll probably have had the real thing already...and that's about the same as a vaccination so meh!

[pevergreen]

I read that as The Doctor and got very excited

Are you trying to make me dislike you?

You can easily be friend removed...but then I'd only have 8.

[miotas]

You don't like The Doctor?

[pevergreen]

You don't like The Doctor?

If its the person I think we're talking about, there is nothing I despise more.