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**Lemur** · 12-05-2009, 15:03

I forgot to mention, you can have a lot of fun with people who contact you with whom you have no desire to link up. I was contacted this morning by a guy I barely remember from elementary school. I can't imagine why he's bothering. So I had some fun:

Originally Posted by Childhood acquaintance

Hello XXXX! Sorry to bother you, but I recall a XXXX XXXX living here in Berea, Ky back in the late 70s or early 80s! We were friends in school, but he moved away and I haven't had any contact with him since then! Just curious if you might be the one! If not, I apologize again for bothering you! Thanks!

Originally Posted by Lemur on FB

I'm very sorry to inform you that the XXXX XXXX you're thinking of was captured and cloned in a government lab, where he was used for medical experiments and forced organ donations. The vast majority of the cloned "XXXX XXXX" died horribly, screaming incoherent pain, since organs harvested from unanesthetized bodies are much more valuable. However, the 73rd clone escaped into the general population and attempted to start a normal life. That would be me.

I have carefully reconstructed the sort of life I imagine my clone-father would have had, using photographs and letters as my guide. Even though I am hunted by elite assassins from our government, I feel this is the most fitting tribute to the original me that I can make. I would be happy to be your friend, but be warned—once you're connected to me in any way, the black helicopters are likely to come for you as well. They'll think you're helping me, and take appropriate actions. You may very well wake up underground on a metal table with a circular saw grinding through your sternum.

If you're okay with that, sure, let's be friends!

**Jolt** · 12-05-2009, 17:49

Originally Posted by Lemur

I forgot to mention, you can have a lot of fun with people who contact you with whom you have no desire to link up. I was contacted this morning by a guy I barely remember from elementary school. I can't imagine why he's bothering. So I had some fun:

Brilliant.

**Ferret** · 12-06-2009, 01:30

did he respond?

**Beefy187** · 12-06-2009, 02:04

Gold stuff Lemur

**Lemur** · 12-06-2009, 03:19

Originally Posted by Elite Ferret

did he respond?

Strangely enough, he did.

Originally Posted by Not Terribly Wanted Friend

Haha! That sounds like the XXXX XXXX I remember! I hope all is well with you! Where are you now, and what are you up to? I'm still in Berea. I've been married for 22 years and have a daughter and 2 sons! I do all types of residential construction work. I also take several trips a year doing mission work!

Some people don't know how to take a hint.

**Hax** · 12-06-2009, 03:33

Say you converted to Islam.

You'll receive no more responses, whatsoever.

**pevergreen** · 12-06-2009, 07:35

Originally Posted by Hax

Say you converted to Islam.

You'll receive no more responses, whatsoever.

BAM.

So true.

I was redirected while going to this thread...FF with adblock.

**Cute Wolf** · 12-06-2009, 19:10

Originally Posted by Hax

Say you converted to Islam.

You'll receive no more responses, whatsoever.

Actually, If I did that... I'll receive TONS of responeses hax....

You see most of my friend's list are.... don't you....

**coalition** · 12-14-2009, 16:26

Some amazing hotties in this thread so far

Just kidding.

But if you really want to know mine, just ask me....I untagged all my photos and took down my profile picture so you are really not going too see the beautiful picture of myself.

But this is a great idea, I reckon all of us Org members should add each other, easier to organise events etc.

**Rahwana** · 12-14-2009, 19:45

Originally Posted by Hax

Say you converted to Islam.

You'll receive no more responses, whatsoever.

Said that you are now unconverted from Islam. And they will ask tons of questions...

Anyone want to add me? http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000541877376

**Major Robert Dump** · 12-14-2009, 20:11

Ah yes.....Facebook, MySpace and other social networking sites, the downfall of the new generation of insurance scammers and bail jumpers. Why just the other day I had a "cripple" post pictures of herself running through the woods with a shotgun hunting deer, and she was even nice enough to leave the time stamp on.

It's amazing how easy it is to get onto someones friends list with a fake account of a hot guy and a hot girl. My dummy accounts are my pride and joy. My real account has no pic and no info, and I use it to keep up with a few peeps who I never get to see.