You mean you aren't really Azathoth? An "amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes."

I mean, it sounds like you.

There's even a film about you and your buddies.
You mean you aren't really Lemur? A "primate endemic to the island of Madagascar and smaller surrounding islands, such as the Comoros, where they were likely introduced by humans, which reached Madagascar after it broke away from mainland Africa, possibly by "rafting" across the ocean on large clumps of vegetation, as indicated by molecular genetics."

I mean, it sounds like you.

There's even a film about you and your buddies.