Facebook

[Thermal]

I know every single one of my friends personaly (save 3 or 4 uni related things)

I meet you and I leave an impression.

lol :P

[Husar]

I also have super sweet status updates.

I know every single one of my friends personaly (save 3 or 4 uni related things)

Do I count as an uni related thing then?

And subotan, of course they earn money if people just look at it, that's what all the ads are for after all.

[Subotan]

The more people use it, the more money Facebook makes, so it makes sense for them to encourage you to use it as much as possible, meaning that they want you to use it for more than just keeping tabs on far away people.

[Strike For The South]

Do I count as an uni related thing then?

And subotan, of course they earn money if people just look at it, that's what all the ads are for after all.

OK you and spartakus. But I "know" you in the sense that I knew who you were when I click confirm. Some people just add or confirm randoms.

[Husar]

The more people use it, the more money Facebook makes, so it makes sense for them to encourage you to use it as much as possible, meaning that they want you to use it for more than just keeping tabs on far away people.

Well, that goes for most webpages.

OK you and spartakus. But I "know" you in the sense that I knew who you were when I click confirm. Some people just add or confirm randoms.

I've added a few randoms, so far they haven't hurt me.

[Thermal]

The more people use it, the more money Facebook makes, so it makes sense for them to encourage you to use it as much as possible, meaning that they want you to use it for more than just keeping tabs on far away people.

Theres no escaping the fact that facebook along with other social networking sites, are completely free to use, you aren't forced to, even if they want you to it never appears that they are out to take your money at every turn.

[pevergreen]

I've added a few randoms, so far they haven't hurt me.

You you've been facebook sleeping with CountArach in addition to your chat sleeping.

Its a dirty show, but I keep watching.

[Lemur]

I forgot to mention, you can have a lot of fun with people who contact you with whom you have no desire to link up. I was contacted this morning by a guy I barely remember from elementary school. I can't imagine why he's bothering. So I had some fun:

Hello XXXX! Sorry to bother you, but I recall a XXXX XXXX living here in Berea, Ky back in the late 70s or early 80s! We were friends in school, but he moved away and I haven't had any contact with him since then! Just curious if you might be the one! If not, I apologize again for bothering you! Thanks!

I'm very sorry to inform you that the XXXX XXXX you're thinking of was captured and cloned in a government lab, where he was used for medical experiments and forced organ donations. The vast majority of the cloned "XXXX XXXX" died horribly, screaming incoherent pain, since organs harvested from unanesthetized bodies are much more valuable. However, the 73rd clone escaped into the general population and attempted to start a normal life. That would be me.

I have carefully reconstructed the sort of life I imagine my clone-father would have had, using photographs and letters as my guide. Even though I am hunted by elite assassins from our government, I feel this is the most fitting tribute to the original me that I can make. I would be happy to be your friend, but be warned—once you're connected to me in any way, the black helicopters are likely to come for you as well. They'll think you're helping me, and take appropriate actions. You may very well wake up underground on a metal table with a circular saw grinding through your sternum.

If you're okay with that, sure, let's be friends!

[Jolt]

I forgot to mention, you can have a lot of fun with people who contact you with whom you have no desire to link up. I was contacted this morning by a guy I barely remember from elementary school. I can't imagine why he's bothering. So I had some fun:

Brilliant.

[Ferret]

did he respond?

[Beefy187]

Gold stuff Lemur

[Lemur]

did he respond?

Strangely enough, he did.

Haha! That sounds like the XXXX XXXX I remember! I hope all is well with you! Where are you now, and what are you up to? I'm still in Berea. I've been married for 22 years and have a daughter and 2 sons! I do all types of residential construction work. I also take several trips a year doing mission work!

Some people don't know how to take a hint.

[Hax]

Say you converted to Islam.

You'll receive no more responses, whatsoever.

[pevergreen]

Say you converted to Islam.

You'll receive no more responses, whatsoever.

BAM.

So true.

I was redirected while going to this thread...FF with adblock.

[Cute Wolf]

Say you converted to Islam.

You'll receive no more responses, whatsoever.

Actually, If I did that... I'll receive TONS of responeses hax....
You see most of my friend's list are.... don't you....

[coalition]

Some amazing hotties in this thread so far

Just kidding.

But if you really want to know mine, just ask me....I untagged all my photos and took down my profile picture so you are really not going too see the beautiful picture of myself.

But this is a great idea, I reckon all of us Org members should add each other, easier to organise events etc.

[coalition]

Oh and do any of you type properly when using Facebook? or do u typ lik dis?

I type properly, just incase of bad habits I s'pose.

[Hooahguy]

But this is a great idea, I reckon all of us Org members should add each other, easier to organise events etc.

what events?

[Ferret]

you mean no one told you about them?

[Rahwana]

Say you converted to Islam.

You'll receive no more responses, whatsoever.

Said that you are now unconverted from Islam. And they will ask tons of questions...

Anyone want to add me? http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000541877376

[Major Robert Dump]

Ah yes.....Facebook, MySpace and other social networking sites, the downfall of the new generation of insurance scammers and bail jumpers. Why just the other day I had a "cripple" post pictures of herself running through the woods with a shotgun hunting deer, and she was even nice enough to leave the time stamp on.

It's amazing how easy it is to get onto someones friends list with a fake account of a hot guy and a hot girl. My dummy accounts are my pride and joy. My real account has no pic and no info, and I use it to keep up with a few peeps who I never get to see.

[Thermal]

Oh yes my thread is restored, so people actually look on page 2?

I haven't been on facebook recently, mainly because I don't have any interesting statuses to put up

[Rahwana]

Oh yes my thread is restored, so people actually look on page 2?

I haven't been on facebook recently, mainly because I don't have any interesting statuses to put up

want to get some really interesting status? set yourself as "in a relationship" with someone...... then watch your friend's comments....

[pevergreen]

Me and Beefy in a relationship got nothing! It was terrible.

[Thermal]

want to get some really interesting status? set yourself as "in a relationship" with someone...... then watch your friend's comments....

well the other party has to agree so its hard to do.

Statuses like saying you fancy your gran might attract attention, whilst ruining your reputation in the process, unluckily I'm not incestuous nor into old people.

[Beefy187]

Me and Beefy in a relationship got nothing! It was terrible.

Now less people talk to me on facebook

[Hax]

"Hmm, I wonder how Beefy is doing. I guess I better check his Face -- HOLY &#*$"

[Thermal]

"Hmm, I wonder how Beefy is doing. I guess I better check his Face -- HOLY SHI-"

[pevergreen]

Hey! I'm not that bad.

Oh wow, you're right man...no one talks to you anymore...and you have between 14 and 15 times more friends than me...

[Hooahguy]

hmmm.
seems as if 73% of my statuses are directly taken from lyrics from songs.
i thought it was more like 90%.
thats what friends are for right? to look at every status youve ever made and calculate how many are lyrics?