I forgot to mention, you can have a lot of fun with people who contact you with whom you have no desire to link up. I was contacted this morning by a guy I barely remember from elementary school. I can't imagine why he's bothering. So I had some fun:

Quote Originally Posted by Childhood acquaintance
Hello XXXX! Sorry to bother you, but I recall a XXXX XXXX living here in Berea, Ky back in the late 70s or early 80s! We were friends in school, but he moved away and I haven't had any contact with him since then! Just curious if you might be the one! If not, I apologize again for bothering you! Thanks!
Quote Originally Posted by Lemur on FB
I'm very sorry to inform you that the XXXX XXXX you're thinking of was captured and cloned in a government lab, where he was used for medical experiments and forced organ donations. The vast majority of the cloned "XXXX XXXX" died horribly, screaming incoherent pain, since organs harvested from unanesthetized bodies are much more valuable. However, the 73rd clone escaped into the general population and attempted to start a normal life. That would be me.

I have carefully reconstructed the sort of life I imagine my clone-father would have had, using photographs and letters as my guide. Even though I am hunted by elite assassins from our government, I feel this is the most fitting tribute to the original me that I can make. I would be happy to be your friend, but be warned—once you're connected to me in any way, the black helicopters are likely to come for you as well. They'll think you're helping me, and take appropriate actions. You may very well wake up underground on a metal table with a circular saw grinding through your sternum.

If you're okay with that, sure, let's be friends!