Strategos Machippos to Basileius Anthiocus IX, "Mighty Strategos, our great Arche Seleuka has lost all eastern provinces to a Pahlavan invasion, their horse-archers and cataphracts seem unstoppable. May I suggest we send our Royal Army to stop them and perhaps even turn them back instead of keeping it in reserve in the West? Meanwhile we could perhaps reinforce the garrisions in the South-West against the growing might of the Ptolemaios that your father forced to their knees and who thirsts for vengeance." Strategos Antiochus, "
No!!! we
must kill those Romans, they have conquered all of Sicily and two provinces of Epieros! They are dangerous! Stupid, illietrate, uncultured and unwashed barbaroi! If we do not beware they will swarm across our borders in a smelly, unwashed horde with their unadorned armies! They are an insult on mankind, they cannot be allowed to live and prosper, Barbaropolis
must burn!" *Starts frothing at the mouth*, "Burn it, it must burn! They have overrun Magna Graecha and established footholds just north of Hellas itself! No Strategos, pull all available reserves west instead, we must crush those Barbaroi, the campaign starts next spring and the East will have to fend for itself!".
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