An Open Letter To All Americans

**Strike For The South** · 12-06-2009, 20:42

As some of you know (some of you may not) There is a sport called soccer. In this sport you're only allowed to use your feet unless you are the man in a different color shirt gaurding a rather large net. In which case you use oven mitts to save the ball from going in said net.

Soccer tends to be boring. there is very little scoring and no cracking of pads. There are no cheeleaders and there is no tailgating.

In this sport there is a great get together known as the world cup. I can only assume they stole that from our World Series! This "world cup" happends every 4 years and is watched by many people for a reason I really can't figure out.

At any rate The United States Of America drew england. That's right boys, england. The same country that we beat in the revolutionary war, war of 1812, civil war, Spanish-American war, WWI, WWII, Vietnam and desert storm.

They apparntley are back for more and its time to put them back in the place.

I urge all true Americans to start following soccer and BEAT THE LIMEY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Sasaki Kojiro** · 12-06-2009, 20:45

AWESOME. When do we play?

....

next...summer?

**Strike For The South** · 12-06-2009, 20:50

Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

AWESOME. When do we play?

....

next...summer?

I can keep this up for 6 months

**Veho Nex** · 12-06-2009, 21:25

Lets do it strike! We'll take em on! BRING IT!

**Centurio Nixalsverdrus** · 12-06-2009, 21:27

I holeheartedly wish you Americans all the best.

Are there any Texans in team USA?

**Whacker** · 12-06-2009, 21:37

You have our gwatitude.

I eagerly await the ensuing euroweenie "It's FOOTBALL not soccer!" rage posts and condescendingly smug posts. They are delicious candy to me.

**Beirut** · 12-06-2009, 21:42

**Beskar** · 12-06-2009, 21:47

Don't you mean football?

**Strike For The South** · 12-06-2009, 21:48

Originally Posted by Centurio Nixalsverdrus

I holeheartedly wish you Americans all the best.

Are there any Texans in team USA?

There are 8 Texans in our player pool including Dempsy.

**Samurai Waki** · 12-06-2009, 22:33

Just change the name to 'Modified Kick Ball' and more Americans would start watching.

**Centurio Nixalsverdrus** · 12-06-2009, 23:45

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

There are 8 Texans in our player pool including Dempsy.

That's more than a third of the total number. Where's your Texan self consciousness? Just find a way to oust the Americans from the team to not be hindered by them (especially if it's a goal keeper). Better with 8 Texans than with 11 Americans, no?

Go and teach them foul-teethed Tommies a lesson. Normally we Germans do it, but I guess it's fair enough to step back this time and leave the honour to Texas alone.