An Open Letter To All Americans

[Gregoshi]

In fact, I was even getting a bit worked up at Sarmatian being such a dreadfully conservative chauvinist, completely obvlivious of knowing that women play excellent football.

Very nice Louis, but if those are the kinds of TV shots we can expect in the men's game, I'm NOT watching.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

In fact, I was even getting a bit worked up at Sarmatian being such a dreadfully conservative chauvinist, completely obvlivious of knowing that women play excellent football.

Needs mud or jello or sumptin'.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

In fact, I was even getting a bit worked up at Sarmatian being such a dreadfully conservative chauvinist, completely obvlivious of knowing that women play excellent football.

Heck, even American lingerie football is better than yours Not to mention American football women are tougher than European football men.

Two world cups? Not really, no.

O RLY?

CR

[Louis VI the Fat]

Heck, even American lingerie football is better than yours

THAT THAR GAL SCORING THAT TOUCHDOWN IS STRIKE'S MUM I SWEAR I'VE SEEN HER ON HIS FACEBOOK.

[naut]

22 Great Britain 98 60,975,000 622,193
23 Croatia 7 4,555,000 650,714
24 Czech Republic 15 10,403,136 693,542
25 Korea 67 48,224,000 719,761
26 Kazakhstan 21 15,422,000 734,380
27 Finland 7 5,318,105 759,729
28 Switzerland 10 7,637,300 763,730
29 Azerbaijan 11 8,467,000 769,727
30 France 70 63,753,140 910,759

Ah. Once again we beat everyone:

6 Australia 89 21,394,309 240,385

[pevergreen]

Ah. Once again we beat everyone:

6 Australia 89 21,394,309 240,385

Oh yeah.

[ajaxfetish]

Ah. Once again we beat everyone:

6 Australia 89 21,394,309 240,385

Except HoreTore and Sigurd
5 Norway 21 4,778,500 227,547

Ajax

[Sarmatian]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

In fact, I was even getting a bit worked up at Sarmatian being such a dreadfully conservative chauvinist, completely obvlivious of knowing that women play excellent football.

Ok, it was a trap and I got caught. Everyone happy now? Yes? Good.

[Wishazu]

more Americans would start watching.

Why would we want that?

[Fragony]

About time they join the fray no, they did surprisingly well last time for a virgin team, got a bit lucky here and there and ended up somewhat out of their lague but it as great fun.

[Husar]

Heck, even American lingerie football is better than yours

I think I need to reconsider my stance on american football.

Now it's a chauvinistic, sexist and sinful display of flesh for the perverted minds.

[Sarmatian]

Now it's a chauvinistic, sexist and sinful display of flesh for the perverted minds.

Yes, and what's your point?

[Fragony]

I think I need to reconsider my stance on american football.

Now it's a chauvinistic, sexist and sinful display of flesh for the perverted minds.

Hmm, there isn't much hanging onto her, but I am in love regardless, what an incredibly cute girl

[pevergreen]

I can't entirely articulate why, but those legs make me feel sick.

I can't look at them.

[cmacq]

whats a bloody LIMEY?

[Prussian to the Iron]

Don't you mean football?

football? dont you mean soccer?



meh. i never liked soccer. maybe it was the fact that i was forced to play when i was 7(8?) or, maybe that i just dont like a sport that you only use your feet in. anyway, whatever.

[pevergreen]

whats a bloody LIMEY?

Brit?

I could be wrong, but during the lovely british empire sailing days, limes to stave off scurvy, hence limey.

Yeah PI, because a sport that you only use your feet in and focuses on a ball is not football.

You need a simple way to say the difference.

Here, football could mean a number of things, so we keep it simple

Union: Rugby Union
League: Rugby League
AFL: Aussie Rules
Grid Iron: American Football (aka: pansies )
Gaelic Football: obvious
Football: soccer

this, of course, depends on the circle of people, if you only talk about league, then that will be football. But in a big group...

[Louis VI the Fat]

whats a bloody LIMEY?

[Beskar]

I can't entirely articulate why, but those legs make me feel sick.

I can't look at them.

She is wearing tights, which makes her legs look unnatural.

[cmacq]

thats more like it.

[Fragony]

I can't entirely articulate why, but those legs make me feel sick.

I can't look at them.

More for me than I think she is a big ball of pure joy, she is just lovely, perfection is overrated imho, yeah someone forgot to add boobs I can deal with that boobs aren't important with a smile like that.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Brit?
Yeah PI, because a sport that you only use your feet in and focuses on a ball is not football.

i know! finally someone understands!

[Jolt]

...He scares me!

[Prussian to the Iron]

thats more like it.

??? what?

[The Stranger]

I seriosly hope we win this, just smear it in europe's face that we can beat them in anything -even a sport most of us dont give a damn about-.

proves your inferiority...

[The Stranger]

how the hell did australia get so many medals? that cant be right surely.

edit... hehe belgium sux

[Strike For The South]

proves your inferiority...

No it would prove the oppisite.

[Husar]

Yes, and what's your point?

I was just kidding, insinuating to have changed my (tapical european, as in bad) opinion about football to the better, then disclosing that my new opinion was bad as well. But it was all a joke and it's even worse a joke than it already was to begin with now that I explained it.

Hmm, there isn't much hanging onto her, but I am in love regardless, what an incredibly cute girl

Yes, yes. just yes. Good point about the smile as well.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

More for me than I think she is a big ball of pure joy, she is just lovely, perfection is overrated imho, yeah someone forgot to add boobs I can deal with that boobs aren't important with a smile like that.

QFT.

[Snite]

Grid Iron: American Football (aka: pansies )

Oh of course, American Football has the pansies. It makes sense that AF players who get too injured to keep playing and so switch to rugby where they can play are the pansies. Or when rugby players who've also played AF confess that rugby is the easier and less-dangerous sport then of course AF players are pansies. And of course it makes sense that none of the rugby players I've known were ever willing to pad up and go head-to-head with an AF player that the AF player was the pansy. It all makes sense.

Don't project your guilt onto us. You made an easier going sport cuz you couldn't handle American Football, the truth is obvious.

USA! USA!