Too young?

[Hax]

Just keep in mind young sir, that if she accepts and somehow by the grace of god you manage to last more than a year, she'll be legally off limits to you until she's 16. If that's the direction your relationship goes, it's user beware until she's 16.

Or decide to move to Yemen.

[A Very Super Market]

I would advise you procure a time machiner. This will allow you to go back forward in time, enlist your future self, go back in time, kidnap you at 14, and then use him get into a relationship with the girl. Following this, you go forward from his time, until she is about your age, kill your younger self, and continue from then on. Remember to agree to help your younger self abduct his younger self when the time comes. Otherwise everything will go crazy.

[Prussian to the Iron]

I would advise you procure a time machiner. This will allow you to go back forward in time, enlist your future self, go back in time, kidnap you at 14, and then use him get into a relationship with the girl. Following this, you go forward from his time, until she is about your age, kill your younger self, and continue from then on. Remember to agree to help your younger self abduct his younger self when the time comes. Otherwise everything will go crazy.

*drools on keyboard with slack-jaw staring at monitor*

[caravel]

Gah, kids today. Back in my day you had to wait until you were married and then get a girlfriend.

[The Stranger]

wow... you must be from the really cool days... didnt u guys get married when u were 14 as well?

[Azathoth]

of course, no one knew wtf "sex" was

At age 7?

[Scienter]

I said go for it. But, one thing gives me pause. If you are in high school and she is in middle school, her parents might not be comfortable. When I was 13, I was in 8th grade, which was technically middle school, and 9th grade was the beginning of high school. A lot of parents of girls were very uncomfortable with the idea of their middle school kid dating a high school kid. Just something to keep in mind.

[Prussian to the Iron]

I said go for it. But, one thing gives me pause. If you are in high school and she is in middle school, her parents might not be comfortable. When I was 13, I was in 8th grade, which was technically middle school, and 9th grade was the beginning of high school. A lot of parents of girls were very uncomfortable with the idea of their middle school kid dating a high school kid. Just something to keep in mind.

thats something that usually screws me over; most people my age are in either 8th grade or just getting into 9th grade, and most parents will automatically say "HELL NO!" when thier daughters say the're dating someone a grade or 2 above them.

but if she says yes and doesn't tell her parents I'm in 1th grade, I can tell them myself and explain the whole situation (you do not know how hard it was to resist putting "I can tell them myself and give them a sitrep") which i think they would be fine with.

[Zain]

+2 years younger (TOO immature)
<2 years younger (Just right )

That's my quota, worked great for me. My girlfriend of nine months and I are 1 1/2 years apart, she being younger, and it's great.

I say wait though, you're 14 and she's 12. You're both young, enjoy life with your friends playing video games and getting in trouble. It doesn't last forever (I feel old now).

[Samurai Waki]

(I feel old now).

Just you wait.

[WilliamWallace]

Hey man, I'm 36 with two kids and a beautiful wife and I know from experience that the longer you wait the less crap you have to deal with later on (If your wife is the jealous type). Unless you're like my father and the first girl you date you are with forever. Otherwise, save yourself the trouble and wait.

[Beefy187]

I see nothing wrong with just going out.
Nothing beyond that though

[Prussian to the Iron]

+2 years younger (TOO immature)
<2 years younger (Just right )

That's my quota, worked great for me. My girlfriend of nine months and I are 1 1/2 years apart, she being younger, and it's great.

I say wait though, you're 14 and she's 12. You're both young, enjoy life with your friends playing video games and getting in trouble. It doesn't last forever (I feel old now).

actually she turned 13 in september or august, and im turning 15 in april.

[Ferret]

Ah that is how they are, women are the sweetest way to die, I love them even when it hurts. You are on the right track so just keep going, there is nothing better for a man than a good woman, it will keep you healthy and sane, we really need them for that.

He's 14, he's a boy not a man...

Imo she's not only too young for you but too young to have a relationship with anyone.

[Subotan]

Whatever. It won't last more than a month anyway.

[Prussian to the Iron]

He's 14, he's a boy not a man...

well, technically by Jewish law......

[Hooahguy]

well, technically by Jewish law......

^this from the guy who wanted to dress up as a zombie Jesus.

[Prussian to the Iron]

comeon, you cant say that wouldn't have been awesome!

[Subotan]

If only for the reactions of your neighbours.

[Che Roriniho]

SORTED.

[Che Roriniho]

This is basically an EB tavern invasion.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Quit asking for advice and do what you want.

If you open one more thread about girls I will ban you myself.

It's posts like this that remind me how awesome you are sometimes Strike.

[Megas Methuselah]

SORTED.

Haha, that pic is hilarious!

[The Stranger]

actually she turned 13 in september or august, and im turning 15 in april.

see... it wont work... you dont even know her birthday...

do still remember which day exactly youve met? and what clothes you were wearing? no? oke not that important, but you have to know what clothes she was wearing, otherwise youre dead to her... ehm and the girl, that was staring jealously at you two... you have to know her hair colour... man gotta do your homework!!!!

[Prussian to the Iron]

see... it wont work... you dont even know her birthday...

do still remember which day exactly youve met? and what clothes you were wearing? no? oke not that important, but you have to know what clothes she was wearing, otherwise youre dead to her... ehm and the girl, that was staring jealously at you two... you have to know her hair colour... man gotta do your homework!!!!

oh...we met like months ago. at a (american) football game on base (if you're wondering why I was at a football game, my buddy dragged me along).....no..wait.......i think we met a little before that when 2 of my friends wanted to go see a movie, they said they were bringing women. than afterwards (after seeing a movie i'd already seen and still hadn't seen a girl) we went to some playground, they called some friends, and some girls came over, than we all went to 2 of the girls house (sisters) and i met her there.it was like 11:00, so I couldn't tell you what she was wearing. but I'm fairly sure she was wearing green at the game....or at least thats her cheerleader uniform...at my basketball games....

[Subotan]

I'm guessing that since you want to date her, than she shares your love of ellipses, right?

[Prussian to the Iron]

if only....if...only......

that would probably be my sig if Hooahguy didn't have...it.....

[Lemur]

see... it wont work... you dont even know her birthday...

If it weren't for Google Calendar, I wouldn't know my wife's. I'm not very good with remembering dates.

[Prussian to the Iron]

hell, i dont know anyone of my 5 siblings, dad, half sister, or dads parents' birthdays! i only know my moms because it is 2 days before mine, and my moms mom is on the 1st or 2nd of january.

[The Stranger]

If it weren't for Google Calendar, I wouldn't know my wife's. I'm not very good with remembering dates.

shame on you, naughty lemur!