oh, i've always been the guy hanging around and asking out girls. since like.....2nd grade!
i mean, there was no one to play with for 2 years here except a girl down the street, who was a tomboy and i always hung out with (she was sooo hot....i cant imagine 7 years later.....god she must be super hot now...), so i didnt get to hang out with guys much until i was like 9.
this was actually pretty funny looking back at it:
in like 3rd grade (so...i was....7-8) this one kid ran around saying "your dream is to have sex with a fat pig". of course, no one knew wtf "sex" was, so i asked some other kid who said it was having a sleepover naked. which, thinking about it, isn't as far off as i thought.
so anyway, then after a while of him saying that, i yelled in class "No! my dream is to have sex with morgan (insert last name here)!". well, i ended up getting in trouble for it, and the principal came down, but i got let off for the simple reason that i didnt know what the hell i was talking about. then the original kid got in trouble.
not funny then, hilarious now.
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