Too Old

**The Stranger** · 12-08-2009, 22:14

So here's the deal. There was this cheesefarmer's daughter right. Now I'm 19 and she's 12. I've been with girls before, I think she has never had a boyfriend. She came up to me and here it comes, she offered my a 60+ old cheese. What do you guys think? Too old? Or should I go for it. I mean, I could wait for another year... but... I'm not sure. What to do???

**ajaxfetish** · 12-08-2009, 22:21

Definitely too old. A cheese like that should only be eaten by someone 18 or younger.

Ajax

**A Very Super Market** · 12-08-2009, 22:31

Was it purposefully aged? Otherwise, you might end up with Casu Marzu...

**The Stranger** · 12-08-2009, 22:48

I think it aged with quite a purpose yes. She teached at the royal acadamy of Cheese. She was decorated with a medal of Edammer Honour. She had 3 children who all became quite succesful. So yes... I'd say she purposefully aged.

ps she's also a ChILF...

**Csargo** · 12-08-2009, 22:51

Cheese is cheese. Though I think we discuss cheese too much around these parts. That's probably because I'm not getting any cheese.

**The Stranger** · 12-08-2009, 22:57

Originally Posted by Csargo

Cheese is cheese. Though I think we discuss cheese too much around these parts. That's probably because I'm not getting any cheese.

but there you make the common non-cheeseknowing person mistake. Cheese is not just Cheese. Every piece of cheese is different. They look different, they have different feelings, some Cheese smell like fish and others have little to no odour, others again smell pleasantly Cheesy. You have to treasure every piece of Cheese that you will ever lay eyes, hands or tongue on.

**Ferret** · 12-09-2009, 18:43

Originally Posted by Csargo

Cheese is cheese. Though I think we discuss cheese too much around these parts. That's probably because I'm not getting any cheese.

awwww Ichi, I'll give you cheese whenever you want

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**Viking** · 12-08-2009, 22:52

Originally Posted by The Stranger

ps she's also a ChILF...

Wow..go for it.

**Ibrahim** · 12-11-2009, 07:41

Originally Posted by The Stranger

So here's the deal. There was this cheesefarmer's daughter right. Now I'm 19 and she's 12. I've been with girls before, I think she has never had a boyfriend. She came up to me and here it comes, she offered my a 60+ old cheese. What do you guys think? Too old? Or should I go for it. I mean, I could wait for another year... but... I'm not sure. What to do???

people age cheese the same reason people age wine.

its ok.

now if you meant the girl: as long as she has passed puberty