Could someone tell me the moral of the story. I just came away with don't go homo because you'll either be beat to death by a bunch of rednecks or live out your life in a trailer as a lonely old queen. Did I miss something?
I need one of you enlightened Euro sensitive types to help me with my feminine side I guess.

Well, it's hard to say what the "moral" of a love story is. What's the moral of Gone With the Wind? What's the moral of Pride & Prejudice? What's the moral of Turner & Hooch?

You saw it?

It has made you gay now.

Do you want some tea, while we talk about your emotions over this movie?

That would be wonderful!!!

I think you mean fabulous.

Remember to marry a lesbian instead of a straight woman?

Maybe thats it. You just have to buy a lot of tic tacs.

I personally like the taste of tuna

My sister insisted, as she did with Moulin Rouge, it's a very good movie

That kind of stuff's illegal here

Why do I think putting on an amusing smile everything I think of what would happen if a banned forum member was married to your sister.