I finally saw Broke Back Mountain last night...

[Vladimir]

Now, show me a movie where John Wayne and Clint Eastwood lay hands on each other in anything other than a barroom brawl - I'd actually be interested, to see how the writers & actors made that real.

That's un-American. Impeach!

[Samurai Waki]

Ah, Spaghetti Westerns... Brokeback Mountain is precisely the reason you never try to branch too far off Louis L'Amores format, Cowboys are only cool when they aren't having buttsex.

[Major Robert Dump]

Ah, Spaghetti Westerns... Brokeback Mountain is precisely the reason you never try to branch too far off Louis L'Amores format, Cowboys are only cool when they aren't having buttsex.

You have obviously never been to a gay bar called Saddle Rash. I was there for professional reasons, I swear.