Dear West Point,

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  1. Strike For The South's Avatar

    Strike For The South said:

    Default Dear West Point,

    All you have to do is keep this game within 16.

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    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
     
  2. GeneralHankerchief's Avatar

    GeneralHankerchief said:

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    Navy FTW

    I went to an Army-Navy game once, back in 2003. Very entertaining time, but that was the single coldest event I have ever been at in my entire life, including being outside for about 12 hours starting at 4 AM for the inauguration earlier this year.
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    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.

     
  3. Centurion1's Avatar

    Centurion1 said:

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    better game than usual though.
     
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    Major Robert Dump said:

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    Sorry, I don't like baseball.
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    KukriKhan said:

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    Navy wins: 54
    Army wins: 49
    7 ties

    over 80 years

    That's the kind of parity the NFL can only dream about.
    Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
     
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    GeneralHankerchief said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    Navy wins: 54
    Army wins: 49
    7 ties

    over 80 years

    That's the kind of parity the NFL can only dream about.
    Take out Navy's current win streak and it becomes even closer.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
    Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.

     
  7. Louis VI the Fat's Avatar

    Louis VI the Fat said:

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    Uh...Navy fifteen over 12 in the third inning, 88.0 overs?
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  8. Centurion1's Avatar

    Centurion1 said:

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    ah you silly frenchmen this is about football.
     
  9. Louis VI the Fat's Avatar

    Louis VI the Fat said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    ah you silly frenchmen this is about football.
    That is the only post in this thread that I even remotely understood.




    SPEAK ENGLISH DAMMIT WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE
    Last edited by Louis VI the Fat; 12-15-2009 at 21:07.
    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Texan by birth, woodpecker by the grace of God
    I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one - Brenus
    Bt why woulf we uy lsn'y Staraft - Fragony
    Not everything
    blue and underlined is a link

     
  10. Mithrandir's Avatar

    Mithrandir said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    That is the only post in this thread that I even remotely understood.




    SPEAK ENGLISH DAMMIT WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE


    Not French, but no clue where this thread is going, or went... or is... or wants to be... or dreams of moving... or... yea, no clue basicly.

    Abandon all hope.
     
  11. KukriKhan's Avatar

    KukriKhan said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    That is the only post in this thread that I even remotely understood.




    SPEAK ENGLISH DAMMIT WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE
    Heh. See, there's this game, a war simulation; that is: war as imagined circa 1750, but played not by thousand-man armies, but by 2 squads, symbolically. Those squads struggle laterally against each other to move back-and-forth across a defined area, until the entire area is conquered by 1 squad.

    Then they start over and over, until, after an hour, whichever squad has "conquered" the entire area the most times wins.

    That covers early football, moving from Nepoleanic tactics up to trench warfare, and the dilemmas that posed. About that time, coincidentally with the dawn of aerial warfare, some brilliant guy invented "The Forward Pass", to simulate the ability to move an army (a squad) by means of an artillery attack or (new!) aerial bombing, in the enemy's rear.

    To signify a successful bombing, a member of the "friendly" team must navigate through enemy territory and catch the symbolic bomb (ball), indicating the presumed ability of friendly to project its force deeper forward, into enemy's territory.

    There stands US football (why it is called "foot" ball is lost in antiquity) today: a war simulation stuck in 1917.

    Meanwhile, land forces, water forces, and air forces created academies to teach perfectly normal, though often economically and/or politically priviledged teenagers, how that queer invention called "war" should be conducted.

    Those academies got certified as uni's, and the students learned the football game/simulation. Almost naturally, the Land-ees, the Water-ees and Air-ees (to a lesser extent; they're newish), thought their ideas of war were supreme.

    So Land and Water fight (err, simulate) yearly, with about equal results over 80 years.

    This year, Water wins.

    That was longer than I expected, sorry.
    Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
     
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    TinCow said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir View Post


    Not French, but no clue where this thread is going, or went... or is... or wants to be... or dreams of moving... or... yea, no clue basicly.

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