Why not side-step this whole issue as someone else suggested and make your own board? There are plenty of free ones out there. Then you could password it, control membership, and behind closed doors do whatever the bleep you wanted.

If no one has the ability, or time or whatever, hell, I administrate a Yuku board that isn't used much anymore. I can set up a private forum only you guys can see, that requires membership or a password to enter, and then you guys can do whatever you want in there and leave the Org in peace. That is, if there is truth in what's been said about just wanting a place to hang out. I'd just like to see this thread go to sleep.