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    Can I just say that I'm 110% sure that the 3 voting for me are all blackadders, as no one in their right mind would vote for Lord Flasheart, seeing how awesome I am?

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    ... Frankly, I am surprised you have managed to not vote yourself. It is the "Most Handsome Guy" contest we are voting for, after all, and you don't want a Blackadder snatching that one from you, wouldya, Flash?
    If God is great, and if God is good, why can't he change the hearts of men?"
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    Last time I checked, there weren't any girls here, and the last thing I want is being the head of a sausage fest.

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    I hope the good capt isn't waiting on the results of his battle against reptile before deciding the outcome here.
    Bad.

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    Is this vote still a 3v3, with me and CDF?

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    Write Up

    Lord Edmund brings forward everyone to speak to them. Now it appears we are at a problem here. We all know who each other are and the only result that can follow is more death for all of us. So I propose something here if we continue more of my breathen will die but all of you people will die also. So here it is I have allready seen the people who hurt me the most die allready people like Melchett and Darling so I am willing to let you go if your promise to never do anything to hurt our family again. With that the great doors of Blackadder hall open up and the survivors leave the house to move on to full and great lives.



    Lord Flasheart runs a succsesfull airline company known for its increadily attractive staff and as of last count he has impregnated half of Europe and is working his way through the other half.


    Nursie finally managed to get the money to buy a proper cow costume and she managed to find the long lost descendent of Captain Rum.


    Baldrick managed to become Prime Minister of England for 20 years and is known as he greatest Prime Minister that England ever had beating both Pitt the Elder and Lord Palmerston in doing so.

    As for the Blackadders they managed to become supreme ruler of the world and his legacy is best summed up in this song

    Let joy fill every Briton's heart,
    For now the country's going to make it.
    At last a King who looks the part,
    At last a Queen who looks good naked.

    Blackadder,
    Blackadder,
    A monarch with panache,
    Blackadder,
    Blackadder
    He's got a nice moustache

    Everything he wants he'll get,
    The world is now Blackadder's oyster,
    Most Prime Ministers are wet,
    But Baldrick he is even moister.

    Blackadder,
    Blackadder,
    A dog who's got his bone,
    Blackadder,
    Blackadder,
    A bastard on the throne

    Blackadder,
    Blackadder,
    His beard is neatly curled,
    Blackadder,
    Blackadder,
    He's going to rule the world

    Game Result Draw

    I should have closed the game before but for some reason I thought the role blocker was still alive and that thermal had the investigation abilty. Sorry for the delay I was out most of the day.


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    A draw? Why not Random.org it?
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    Well alright, not as satisfying as a win, but I can live with it. Good game fellow Blackies, it was a fun first time being mafia.

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    Well we weren't going to win anyway, I think this was as much to show mafia got complacent in the end. Very good game though.

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    Hmm. I am disappointed at the tie, but it's better than clear-cut loss.

    So, good game all around, especially Blackadder colleagues. 'Tis the QT, miladies and gents.
    If God is great, and if God is good, why can't he change the hearts of men?"
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    Thanks to the Captain for a most entertaining game.

    And well done to Diamondeye for the oh-so-cunning vote against Centurion. It totally fooled me. In retrospect, I should've realised that you'd never bring that kind of attention on yourself just to vote for some random innocent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston Hughes View Post
    Thanks to the Captain for a most entertaining game.

    And well done to Diamondeye for the oh-so-cunning vote against Centurion. It totally fooled me. In retrospect, I should've realised that you'd never bring that kind of attention on yourself just to vote for some random innocent.
    Heh. I'm a baker boy trying to learn to be a pizzaguy. :D
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    I have an addendum to make to the song:

    Lord Flashheart,
    Lord Flashheart,
    I wish you were the star
    Lord Flashheart,
    Lord Flashheart,
    you're sexier by far

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    Hey, I want my verse too.

    Prince Ludwig,
    Prince Ludwig,
    You played an awful game,
    Prince Ludwig,
    Prince Ludwig,
    Dieing early was so lame.

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    I lol'ed.

    I also listened to the Blackadder Intro song earlier today. It's awesome.
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    CDF should have been lynched since he killed poor sub Zero :P
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    In my book that's a mafia win good job adders

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    Unfortunately your book is in French and about the culinary skills of the Ethiopians, so it doesn't really count.

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    good game guys, loved the accusation and counter accusations between me and thermal :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprig View Post
    good game guys, loved the accusation and counter accusations between me and thermal :D
    Yeah I thought you might have been telling the truth and thought I'd go with it to get some reactions, which it did.

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    Captain Blackadder
    This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.


    You are Captain Blackadder one of the greatest ever members of the Blackadder family. You are an accomplished career soldier who holds the overly-enthusiastic and idealistic volunteers you commands in withering contempt. You also harbours little respect for his superiors, whose failure to grasp the concept of modern industrial warfare has resulted in tens of thousands of deaths for very little territorial gain; you once described the war as "a gargantuan effort by Haig to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin". Naturally, you spent most of your time trying to get out of the trenches before the insane General Melchett gives the order to "climb out of the trenches and walk very slowly towards the enemy". Your attempts to escape are opposed by Melchett, who does not realise the futility of the war, and Melchett's assistant Captain Darling, who does. Darling and yourself have a natural animosity towards one another, since Darling is aware that you are attempting to avoid duty, while you hate Darling for his comfortable position several miles behind the front. Darling would gladly see you killed by German machine guns.
    You joined the army in 1888, when "if you saw someone in a skirt, you shot him and nicked his country". You joined the 19th/45th East African Rifles, when Britain was fighting colonial wars during the Scramble for Africa, a time when "the prerequisite for any battle was that the enemy should under no circumstances carry guns". You described the military as having been "little more than a travel agency for men with unusually high sex drives". You was hailed as the 'Hero of Mboto Gorge' in 1892, where you faced "ten thousand Watutsi warriors armed to the teeth with kiwi fruit and dry guava halves". You even saved the life of Douglas Haig ( when he was nearly killed by a pygmy woman with a sharpened mango. At some point before the First World War, You transferred to the local regiment of Cambridge (either the Cambridgeshire Regiment or the Suffolk Regiment). Upon the outbreak of war, you were quite shocked when 4,500,000 heavily-armed Germans "hove into view".
    you share your trench with Private S. Baldrick, and Lieutenant George. Although well-intentioned, both fail to understand their predicament and demonstrate a high level of incompetence, hindering your escape attempts and augmenting your sense of frustration.

    Objectives
    Primary
    Kill off all the members of the town and all Neutral Parties so that your family can become great once again.

    Secondary
    Kill Captain Darling and General Melchett Personally they have done much to displease you over the years you have being with them.

    Abilities Along with your fellow Blackadders you may select one person to be killed every night

    Prince Edmund

    I shall be known from now on, as the Black Vegetable.
    Prince Edmund

    You are Prince Edmund Plantagenet, Duke of Edinburgh Lord Warden of the Royal Privies, The Laird of Roxburgh, Selkirk and Peebles Archbishop of Canterbury and King Edmund III of England (for about 30 seconds in December 1498). Often called incompetent, stupid, and cowardly you were in the position of being more stupid then Baldrick which is a tough task indeed. Despite being by far the most successful of all the blackadders the other Blackadders treat you like a child. You had many plans to ascend to the Kingship but were always foiled by one thing or another. You are a slimy, amoral schemer. Your own father despises you, frequently calling you by the wrong name and even more frequently forgetting that you exist at all, in contrast to the affection in which he holds your older brother. You will show all the people just how great you can be.

    Primary Objectives

    Kill off all the members of the town and all Neutral Parties so that your family can become great once again.

    Secondary

    Be alive at the end to show all of them that you are the greatest Blackadder.

    Abilities Along with your fellow Blackadders you may select one person to be killed every night

    Mr E. Blackadder Esquire

    If I don't make it back, please write to my mother and tell her I've been alive all the time. It's just that I couldn't be bothered to get in touch with the old bat.

    You are Mr E Blackadder. You are more intelligent then your fellow Blackadders (speaking French and a little bit of Mongolian). It appears that the Blackadder dynasty has fallen upon hard times during your time. Despite being of noble blood, you are a butler to the Prince Regent, Prince George. George has absolute, but completely misplaced trust in you, largely because he is completely unable to do even the most basic things himself. Blackadder seems to make a living from stealing and selling the Prince's valuables (especially, for some reason, his socks) Indeed, George's wallet is often to be found in your top pocket. Furthermore, you seized on the opportunity when he learned that his master believed that the rules of "cards" involved trying to be the first player to give away all of his money.

    Throughout the centuries since your ancestor Lord Blackadder, the Blackadders seem to have maintained their rapier-like wit, and their penchant for theft, corruption, lies and insults. You also seems slightly more ruthless than your ancestors and willing to engage in criminal behavior (such as a highway robbery, and extortion), being directly or indirectly responsible for the deaths of a number of innocent and less-than-innocent people.
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    Objectives

    Kill off all the members of the town and all Neutral Parties so that your family can become great once again.

    Secondary

    Be alive at the end to show all of them that you are the greatest Blackadder

    Abilities Along with your fellow Blackadders you may select one person to be killed every night

    Lord Edmund Blackadder



    You are Edmund Blackadder you were the first of the family to display the characteristics usually associated with the Blackadders. While your great-grandfather Prince Edmund was cowardly, slimy and snivelling, Whilst you are still cowardly, you hide it behind a mask of pretend bravery. You claimed that you would sail around the deadly Cape of Good Hope, to appear brave to the Queen and to show up Sir Walter 'Ooh What A Big Ship I've Got' Raleigh, when in reality you had no intention of sailing around the Cape, but instead planed to sail to France, get a suntan, and return claiming you has been to the Cape). You are also demonstrably more intelligent - not only more so than your medieval ancestor but more than most of the people around him, whom you usually regard with withering disdain. You are also generally considered more handsome and more charming than Prince Edmund, better able to seduce women and has earned a greater degree of esteem from others. You are hated by your rivals rather than treated with a mixture of pity and contempt, as Prince Edmund was. Overall, this gives you a greater degree of personal dignity than ancestors
    You also uses verbal insults more frequently, and with greater success than your ancestor.
    “ As we all know, God made man in his own image, and it would be a sad lookout for Christians around the globe if God looked anything like you, Baldrick ”

    Though you have claimed to have amassed a great fortune,in actual fact this was little more than "a cunning web of deceit subtly spun about the court to improve his standing", as you claim to be 'one of England's finest liars'. In fact, your father had blown the family fortune on wine, women and amateur dramatics and by the end of his life he was eking out a living doing humorous impressions of Anne of Cleves.

    Objectives

    Kill off all the members of the town and all Neutral Parties so that your family can become great once again.

    Secondary

    Be alive at the end of the game to show that you are the greatest Blackadder

    Prince Ludvig the Indestructible of Bavaria

    : Ze Master of Disguise vill become ze be Master of ze Vorld.

    You are Evil Prince Ludwig the Indestructible, Master of Disguise ruler of Bavaria greatest mind the world has ever seen. You know that you will be able to kill the Blackadders after all you managed to kill one of them before. They will all rue the day they called you Shorty-Greasy Spot-Spot just because you wore shorts right up to your final year at school, and that you had greasy hair and acne. You are a master of disguise thus you will appear innocent in the strongest terms possible to all investigations made against you. You will kill all of the people here so that you may disguise yourself as the modern day Blackadder and rule the world.

    Abilities.

    You may kill one person each night time


    Baldrick the First

    I have a cunning plan m'lord

    You are the first Baldrick from Medieval times and you are different to all the other Balricks in that you are intelligent and your cunning plans are actually cunning. You would be able to tell that portraits in the regency era were painted to a romantic ideal rather than as a true depiction of the idiosyncratic facial qualities of the person in question. Any you would know that Irony is not like goldy and Bronzy only made out of Iron. Now as Baldrick you are cunning enough to see that to show your intelligence would be a bad thing since the Blackadders could try and kill you so you are going to pretend to be a latter Baldrick which means acting as stupid as possible

    Abilties
    You may investigate one person each night

    Primary Objective Destroy all anti-town threats

    Secondary. Find out who Blackadder the First is to get revenge on him.


    Lord Flasheart
    Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttts ME!(hooray!)

    You are Lord Flasheart Woof, Woof. Debonair Ladies man who everyone loves except for for Blackadder who for some reason hates you. It might have something to do with you stealing his wife to be. You constantly bring sex into everything. You cannot go for a sentence without some form of innuendo coming into the conversation. Nor can you go for a sentence without making some reference to your prowess. Now this is one of the best roles and is a role playing one. So here is an example of the kind of stuff that he says

    Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. And I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my *face*! Hello? Cancel the state funeral, tell the king to stop blubbing, Flash is not dead! I simply ran out of juice! And before five hundred girls all go 'oh, what's the point in living any more?' I'm talking about petrol! Woof! Send someone along to pick me up. General Melchett's driver will do, she hangs round with a big knob so she'll be used to a fellow like me. Woof!

    Primary Objective

    Destroy all anti-town threats

    Secondary
    Role Play as Lord Flasheart and include some form of innuendo in every post made


    Bob
    we were so poor in our house we couldn't afford friends.


    You are Kate which is short for Bob. Needing to make some money to care for you ailing father you went to London to try and make some Money as a boy. You are impossibly naive about all sorts of things. You fail to listen to what other people are saying and you constantly live in your own world. Due to your disguise as a boy being not completely convincing many of the men that you meet become very confused in your presence and begin to doubt themselves often going to get leeches in an attempt to rid themselves of this problem.

    Primary Objectives

    Lynch all anti-town threats

    Abilities

    You can pick one person each night and hang around them leaving them very confused about their own sexuality and unable to do anything that night.


    Lt George
    I'm the last of the tiddly-winking leapfroggers from the golden summer of 1914. I don't want to die... I'm really not over keen on dying at all, sir.

    You are Lieutenant The Honourable George Colthurst St. Barleigh MC, You attended Cambridge Universty and were part of the prestigious Trinty College. You are a frontline officer who joined the army on the first day of the World War I, along with nine other students. You named the group the Trinity College tiddlywinks, or the "Trinity Tiddlers” Although you lack any kind of skill, competence, or authority as an officer,your upper-class status and educational background meant that you went straight into the commissioned ranks upon enlisting. You complete optimism over everything means that even being stuck here with your best friend attempting to kill you, you will still see the best of everything.

    Primary Objective

    Destroy all ant-town threats.

    Captain Kevin Darling
    Rather hoped I'd get through the whole show, go back to work at Pratt and Sons, keep wicket for the Croydon Gentlemen, marry Doris. Made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says: "Bugger".

    You are Captain Darling a pencil-pushing staff officer (hence the red tabs on your collar and the red band around your cap, both of which were later only worn by officers of the rank of Colonel or above) and aide to General Melchett Despite (or perhaps because of) his constant toadying, Melchett views Darling with a great deal of contempt, and although claiming to regard him as a son, takes pains to point out that he's certainly not a favourite, but rather a "sort of spotty, illegitimate sprog that no one really likes". Your main duties at GHQ include unloading and assigning truck loads of paper clips, sending orders to charge and helping Melchett with his dickie-bows and his dicky bladder.
    Because of your intelligence Blackadder respects you more then a lot of the other people here so he has made a private bet with you to ensure your survival. The bet is as follows, You are to send Blackadder (I.e Myself) a note indicating 5 people who you think are going to be dead before the end of the game. You will win if 4 out of 5 of those people are dead before the final round.
    Objectives
    Primary
    Win the Bet with Blackadder

    Secondary
    Destroy all anti-town threats

    Mrs Miggins
    : Don't worry about my poets, Mr. Blackadder. They're not dead; they're just being intellectual.

    You are Mrs Miggins owner of the greatest pie shop in the world. Blackadder is a regular visitor here, despite referring to your coffee as brown grit in hot water, and you regularly pop in to deliver buns to the royal kitchen. Your coffee shop tends to move with the times and is generally inhabited by whichever group is 'in' at that moment in time, be it actors, poets, Frenchmen, etc.,You also sell pies, although around the French Revolution you briefly stops selling pies and offered Chicken Pimpernel in a Scarlet sauce, Scarlet Chicken in a Pimpernel sauce or huge, suspicious-looking sausages in a Scarlet Pimpernel sauce. Your shop is also a favourite visiting spot for celebrities such as famous actors Mossop and Keanrick, Percy Bysshe Shelley, Lord Byron, Samuel Johnson and Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

    Objectives
    Lynch all anti town threats

    Captain Redbeard Rum
    Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish.


    You are Redbeard Rum, a deranged seafarer who claims to have had your legs "sliced clean off by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before my very eyes" and possesses "a beard you could lose a badger in".

    You are quite possibly the worst mariner in history, given that you doesn't seem to feel a crew is required to sail an Elizabethan galleon and doesn't know the way from Tilbury to France let alone the Cape of Good Hope.

    You are the sole captain with, according to Sir Walter Raleigh, few enough marbles to aid Blackadder in the his trip around the Cape of Good Hope, and hence captains Blackadder's voyage of discovery - a trip that was intended to be little more than to France and back, but somehow ends up in Australia.

    Unlike the average seafarer, you actually seem to prefer drinking your own urine to water. Percy notes that you began swigging yours before the water ran out on board.

    You proposed to Nursie before Blackadder's remarkably successful trip of discovery to Australia, and she accepted. However, due to you ending up as a "third-rate sailor, but a first-rate second course" for some hungry natives, Nursie was left only with you beard as a memento - which she wore in remembrance of you

    Objectives
    Lynch all anti-town threats

    William Pitt the Younger
    Sirs, as I said to Chancellor Messenec at the Congress of Strasbourg: `Pooh to you with knobs on!' We shall meet, sirs, on the hustings.


    You are William Pitt the Younger (28 May 1759 – 23 January 1806) You became the youngest Prime Minister in 1783 at the age of 24 (although at this period the term of "Prime Minister" was not used). You left office in 1801, but was Prime Minister again from 1804 until your death in 1806. He was also Chancellor of the Exchequer throughout your premiership. You are known as "William Pitt the Younger" to distinguish you from your father, William Pitt the Elder, who previously served as Prime Minister of Great Britain. In 1766 you gained the title of The Hon. William Pitt when his father was created an Earl. In 1782, you became The Right Hon. William Pitt when you joined the government of Lord Shelburne as Chancellor of the Exchequer and was appointed a member of the Privy Council.

    Your prime ministerial tenure, which came during the reign of George III, was dominated by major events in Europe, including the French Revolution and the Napoleonic Wars. Although you were often referred to as a Tory, or "new Tory", you called yourself an "independent Whig" and were generally opposed to the development of a strict partisan political system. Howver at the time that Blackadder has kidnapped you none of this had happened yet. You are a petulant teenager who has just come to power "right in the middle of your exams. You use the power of your officer to destroy all geometry teachers and often write horrible poetry about how girls don't like you and about the older boys using you as a toast rack.

    Objective

    Lynch all anti-town threats.

    General Melchett
    He's a hound and a rutter, and he's going to be shot!


    You are General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett VC DSO KCB leading General of the BEF in the first world war. You are constantly trying to lift the morale of the men, completely ignorant of the fact that they are too afraid of their impending deaths to have their spirits lifted by a Charlie Chaplin film or a drag act.You have no concept of soldiers' fear, and cannot understand why Blackadder and Captain Darling are reluctant to fight (and presumably die), much like Lieutenant George. You also attempted to have Captain Blackadder shot for eating his (Melchett's) pet carrier pigeon (called Speckled Jim), tried to marry Lieutenant George (who was in character as drag queen 'Gorgeous Georgina'), and shot Captain Kevin Darling in the foot to provide a believable alibi for undercover hospital work. You have won the following medals Victoria Cross (VC), Distinguished Service Order (DSO), Territorial Force War Medal, Afghanistan Medal 1878-1880, General Service Medal 1918, Egypt Medal 1882-1889, India Medal 1896, Queens South Africa Medal 1899, Kings South Africa Medal, India General Service Medal and finally the 1914-15 Star .You have also been made a Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath (KCB) and henceforth is awarded the title 'Sir'.

    Objective

    Lynch all anti-town threats

    Abilities.

    You are a General known for you ability and intelligence. You don't need to wait for the others to get that rotter Blackadder shot. At any point during the day phase you may declare the day over and your choice will be lynched. Note you can only do this once and not during the final day phase so choose wisely when this can happen.

    King Richard IV

    Love thy neighbour as thyself. Unless he's Turkish, in which case, kill the bastard!

    You are King Richard IV of England you are married to Gertrude, the Queen Regnant of Flanders; it was typical for royalty from different countries to marry during the Middle Ages. Your marriage is not particularly happy; Gertude describes you as a "steaming great ox", complains about your sexual demands and stats that she wishes she'd married a eunuch. She is sometimes affectionate to you, however, as shown after his recovery from the plague.You believes your wife to be "insatiable".You have two sons, Henry (referred to as Harry) and Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh
    Of the two sons, you enjoys the closest relationship with his eldest, Harry, whom you are extremely proud of and takes time to tutor in the ways of fighting, statecraft and diplomacy. When you are unable to govern his country due to absence or ill-health, you leave Harry acting as your regent, something which breeds immense resentment in Edmund. You are somewhat insane destroying all those that come across you. You play with the alliances of Europe at the time in a strange way

    Objectives

    Kill the anti town threats


    Queenie

    Whose Queen?

    You are Queenie otherwise known as Queen Elizabeth the first you are often childish and silly, but possess a fiery temper. You readily threaten your friends with death if they do not do as you wish (or even just on a whim).You keep you courtiers, toadies, and favourites at on their toes when trying to please (or, just as often, not upset) you. You are basically schoolgirl brat who worringly as the power of an entire country at your desposal. You love to party, play games and get drunk. And if anyone fails to smile, let alone laugh at your jokes, they risk execution, but, to your followers' bemusement and frustration, you sometimes tires of their toadying and welcomes a more cynical approach.

    Objectives

    Kill all anti town threats


    Nursie
    Ointment, that's what you need when your head's cut off.


    You are Nursie once Queenie's childhood nurse, by the time of Blackadder II,you are either senile or otherwise irreversibly stupid, but remains at court at the side of the Queen. You frequently embarrasses yourself by openly recounting tales of the Queen's childhood, prompting Queenie's standard reply of "Shut up, Nursie." You also known for her complete non sequiturs in conversation. Lord Blackadder describes as "a sad, insane old woman with an udder fixation."
    You are apparently unmarried, as you accept a proposal of marriage from Captain Redbeard Rum though he is killed before the marriage can take place. In a bout of absurdism quite typical of you, on hearing of his death you take his beard, attach it to your face and swears to "wear it always" as an act of remembrance

    Objectives

    Lynch all anti town threats


    Mr Ploppy
    Ah ach no Sir. I am the first Ploppy to rise to be gaoler. My father, Daddy Ploppy was known as Ploppy the slopper. It was from him that I inherited my fascinating skin diseases.

    You are Mr Ploppy gaoler, who works with Mrs Ploppy (who is not releated to you in anyway) and you have a wonderful father also called Ploppy. This business with Mrs Ploppy causes you no end of amusement. You seemingly have no imagination for naming people. Your worked for Lord Blackadder during his time as Lord High Executioner and caused him quite a bit of bother. You are repulsive to look at even by the standards of smallpox and plague infested England. Despite all this you are rather good at your job and you descendants would latter rise up to become Generals in the BEF of World War I causing Captain Blackadder not end of problems.

    Objectives

    Kill all anti town threats


    Lady Whiteadder

    Wicked Child! Chairs are the work of Belezabub! At our house Nathaneal sits on a spike!

    You are Lady Whiteadder Aunt to Edmund and a fierce puritan to boot. You feel that everything isd going against what God intended for example chairs are the work of Satan you instead sit on your husband who is sitting on a spike because having two spikes would be a luxury. The only food you eat are turnips and they must be uncooked at that because fire and good food are the tools of the devil to make us turn away from god. If god wanted us to eat cooked food the food would have being created cooked for us.

    Objectives

    Kill all anti town threats

    Role Play as Lady Whiteadder at least once a round find something that another player has done as say that is is the work of the devil and give an alternative.


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    DiamondEye Prince Edmund Mr Ploopy
    WinstonHughes Pitt the Younger
    Beskar Queenie
    Double A Lord Flasheart
    JohnHughthom Prince Ludvig Mrs Miggins
    Sprig Baldrick
    Joooray lord Blackadder
    Thermal Mercury Bob
    A Very Super Market Captain Rum
    Atheotos King Richard IV
    ccrunner Nursie
    askthepizzaguy Darling
    Centurion1 Captain Blackadder Lt George
    CDF Mr Blackadder Melchett


    Overall I felt that this game worked rather well there were moments of luck and bad luck on either side and at various points either side could have landed a killer blow. The major moments of Bad luck for the town was the blocking of the investigator by the blocker if this had not happened you would have got diamondeye one round earlier and who knows what could have happened also some bad luck was the destruction of Ludwig so early. The other thing that caused problems was towards the end when the Blackadders convinced you to lynch AVSM instead of Jooray


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder View Post


    The major moments of Bad luck for the town was the blocking of the investigator by the blocker


    I had good reason to do so, and ATPG backed me up there.


    And I wasn't happy when town lynched AVSM :p
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    I know you did it was just a piece of really bad luck on your account.


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    I had good reason to do so, and ATPG backed me up there.
    atpg also said i was innocent all through the game.

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    Happy 2,000 posts.

    Since you're keeping score: I also said that Joooray was pretty scummy all game, thought AVSM's lynch was a terrible idea, and that Diamondeye's behavior was worth putting on the Blackadder list. And, of course, Johnhughthom instead of Thermal Mercury.

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    Thanks.


    yeah but it will always be my crowning achievement...... i am going to put the post in my signature now.

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    Be sure to note that you didn't defeat the town in that game, even with 3 allies.
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    Good going town.
    Draw is good enough considering there were 3 baddies in a small game

    Thanks for hosting Captain Blackadder


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    honestly if cb had random .org it we would have one. the odds were in our favor.

    and yes that detail will be glossed over as you can now see along with the rest of the .org

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    @ Beefy-

    There were 4 Blackadders and 1 serial killer in a small game, meaning 5 scums instead of three. But I agree a draw is very good considering the circumstances.
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