MY GOD!!! HE'S BEEN DECAPITATED!!!
MY GOD!!! HE'S BEEN DECAPITATED!!!
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
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The post above mine is probably true
As a reminder, I expect orders in about 5 hours.
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Ichigo, did you change your SN to Csargo?
A Very Super Market was doing his rounds on a patrol outside of the god's compound. In the outwards bounds of the complex stood a large cavern complex. Some had been explored, but much had not. Curiosity got the better of him when he heard a slight crumbling from inside. Cautiously, he stepped into the mouth of the cave. A fork split oddly early in the cave. While he was pondering right or left, a sudden pressure evoked itself around his neck. A rope tightened, then pulled backwards with great force. AVSM was yanked clear off his feet, onto his back, and drug several feet. Still struggling against the rope, he saw, for a moment, his captor. A red humanoid, sitting oddly serenely on the top of a water buffalo, held the lasso in its left hand, and a spear in its right. With a simple jab, it thrust the spear straight into AVSM's face, ending what little struggle there had been. Whistling to itself, the killer turned its steed around, dragging its quarry with.
"How dull... how terribly, awfully dull...." thought Khazaar. He sat at a table, deep in the compound. "Administrative duty, what luck to be assigned this..." There was a knock at the door to his front. "In," he told the visitor. When there was no response for about ten seconds, he repeated himself, only louder. He got off his chair, irritated, and walked towards the door. Upon his hand touching the knob, the door exploded with force. The visitor had lowered it's shoulder and charged through the door, splintering it and knocking Khazaar back. It snarled angrily, swinging a knife into Khazaar's shoulder. Taking advantage, it tackled Khazaar to the floor, jaws snapping into his face, the knife being brought to bear repeatedly into his torso. The butchery continued well past the point Khazaar had ceased resisting, lasting for nearly 10 minutes as the intruder carved the body beyond recognition.....
There was more than one who was not amused. White eyes sat in a chamber room, meditating. To be doing nothing, just sitting there, it was quite frustrating. Try as he might, his meditation was not helping. On the contrary, sitting in one position only gave him more time to think on how frustrating the whole situation was. He peeked an eye open when he heard heavy footsteps approaching the opening to the chamber. The intruder was heavily armed; bronze armor, a helmet, shield, and spear. White eyes couldn't help but grin. He got up from his position, walked over to his weapon rack, and grabbed a scimitar.
"So, what are you up to?" He asked his uninvited guest. "I suppose you're probably here to vanquish me, no?" The intruder gave a mighty yell, then rushed forward, shield raised as a battering ram, spear tucked under it as a lance. White eyes chuckled. He rolled to his left to avoid the coming force, grabbing a bench with one hand and throwing it. The intruder halted its momentum, raised the shield and deflected it. Only to be faced with the rushing White eyes, who brought the scimitar in a left sweeping, downward arc. The intruder raised ducked, while raising its spear to block the weapon. With its opponent's stance temporarily opened, the intruder delivered a kick to White eye's chest, knocking him backwards. The intruder took the initiative, bring its spear to bear, thrusting towards the off balance foe. White eyes managed to bring the scimitar down on the spear thrust, knocking the weapon down, but the intruder kept the pressure up, bringing the edge of its round shield in a right sweeping motion. The edge caught White eye's in the shoulder, knocking him into a splayed position on the ground. Without hesitation, the intruder thrust it's spear down on the vulnerable White eyes, who managed to roll enough to avoid the weapon planting in his chest. However, it still caught his left leg, and white eyes howled in pain. The intruder jammed the weapon harder, forcing it through the floor and trapping White eyes to place. It unsheathed the short, curved sword hanging from its belt. It brought the weapon down in an overhand arc down on white eyes, who manged, with both hands, to block and hold it off. Finally, the intruder swung it's shield in a side to side motion, making direct contact with White eye's scimitar, knocking it several feet away. A pained, spiteful look was all that White eyes could muster at this point. It would be the last that he would do before the intruder brought its sword down for one final blow....
The assembly meeting the morn' was not a pleasant one. Governor-General Yasei received reports of the carnage from the night before. A guard missing, two rooms destroyed or damaged, and at least two more attacks. A call was issued to all security and administrators. Governor-General Yasei stood atop a dais so all could here his voice in the council chamber.
"Everyone! We have strong reason to believe the Netherworld is already here! Not an army, as we expected, but assassins. Or worse. We know little at the time, other than that malevolent purposes are at work." There was a bit of nervous chatting in the crowd. "We believe the agents of the Netherworld are here, now, in this very room. Look to the one to your left, and the one to your right. They may be demons hiding amongst us." The nervous chatter became quite a bit louder at that proclamation. That is why I must now entrust YOU to help me find these assassins. I cannot know all of you. But you all know each other. Present to me the one you have discovered amongst yourselves, and we shall end this threat! We shall end it here and now!"
And with that, the the accusations flew....
Alive: 37
A1_Unit
A completely inoffensive name
Andres
Askthepizzaguy
Atheotes
Beefy187
Beskar
Captain Blackadder
Captain C
CCRunner
Centurion1
Chaotix
Csargo
Cultured Drizzt fan
Diamondeye
Double A
GeneralHankerchief
johnhugthom
Jooray
Kralizec
Peasant Phill
pevergreen
Psychonaut
Sasaki Kojiro
scottishranger
Seon
Scienter
Sigurd
slashandburn
splitpersonality
Sprig
Thermal Mercury
TinCow
Winston Hughes
woad&fangs
Yaropolk
YLC
Slain: 3
A Very Super Market (N1)
Khazaar (N1)
White_eyes:D (N1)
Lynched: 0
BEGIN DAY 1!
I am giving 48 hours for this phase, as it is new years. Future phases will be 24 hours in length.
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It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Vote: Splitpersonality
This is the most handsome man contest, right?
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Vote:Seon
You didn't die last night, oh how depressing.
Vote: Diamondeye
Welcome to mafia?
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer: The Gameroom
Vote: Beskar
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Vote: Winston Hughes.
I don't like strawberries. vote: Csargo
Bad.
Vote:Splitpersonality
Looks like 3 Lurkers were killed, if that was meant to be last nights pattern, but usually AVSM, Khazaar and White_Eyes:D are not first-round killed...
A newish player perhaps?
Vote: Diamondeye
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Vote: a completely inoffensive name
I don't really consider White_Eyes a lurker. If you get him going, he'll talk.
I will agree that the choices seem very off. AVSM and Khazaar almost never lead the discussion, they don't seem to be logical round one targets. If you let AVSM live through the whole game, the worst that will happen (IMO) is he will be one of the votes on you later on, unless he's a detective or something. The only thing that might be said is that they won't really talk after they are dead. But even I'm getting to that point, almost no one does anymore unless they have a special interest in the game.
I'd say chances are you have a different team than the usual suspects, or a sneaky type like Generalhankerchief who will use unorthodox strategy to throw you off. Or I could just be talking out of my butt.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Car crash. My head went clean through my intestines.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Does seem like strange first round kills. Seems like it might be a newer player.
Vote: Winston Hughes
Micheal D'Anjou
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Yes. Let us all pick on the new kids.
Would I know who on this board are who already? I know ATPG, because, well, he seems to do half the talking even when he's dead and there are 40 players, but other than that, I wouldn't know enough about players to make such distinctions as you think me capable off.
Besides, Splitpersonality is far better looking than me. This is the best-looking contest, right? I am flattered by your votes, in that case, gentlemen.
However, I think vote:Seon was a little too quick to jump on the bandwagon against me... Hiding something?
If God is great, and if God is good, why can't he change the hearts of men?"
-Tom Waits, "The Road to Peace"
Actually, I am acting as insane, chaotic, crawling tentacly mass from Lovecraft's novel ie:my innocent face.![]()
If one more person tries to make a connection between the kill selection and who is guilty with a straight face in the first round, so help me, I'll murder you myself.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
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