That cashier girl at the till was too friendly...

[Megas Methuselah]

... towards me. I don't think the old woman lined up behind me with her hastily-bought presents enjoyed watching such favouritism. But I don't care, because the girl gave me her phone number, see? It's like the Carpe Diem motto, except I don't even need to seize anything. It all forms together before my eyes without any effort on my part.

Merry Christmas, btw.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Go git some Meth!

[johnhughthom]

Good going Meth! I had a very friendly checkout girl yesterday too, didn't have the nerve to ask for her number as I always worry she is just extra good at her job when it happens .

[Csargo]

Meh.

[Hax]

Feh.

[Fragony]

gay

[Hosakawa Tito]

Yeah, I usually have great dreams on Christmas eve too. Love dem sugar plums!

[pevergreen]

Yeah, I usually have great dreams on Christmas eve too. Love dem sugar plums!

yes I felt the reply was needed.

[Centurion1]

see the thing is meth didnt check behind the cashier. her face was pretty but her body.......... id guess around 324

[Beskar]

see the thing is meth didnt check behind the cashier. her face was pretty but her body.......... id guess around 324

I didn't know you was so shallow.

You should be happy for Meth and his 324 catch.

[seireikhaan]

Oooh, look at McLovin here, scoring #'s from cashier girls.

[Hax]

You should be happy for Meth and his 324 catch.

*Meth, in a small fishing boat across the Bering Strait, in the pouring rain with the most fearsome waves*

"Yarr, thar she blows mateys, the fearsome cashier of the Frozen Seas! Man them harpoons!"

[Thermal]

Provided your sure you didn't threaten her by knife or gunpoint to give you it then result.

Though best to tell you now, if your a male gold-digga it might not work.

[Whacker]

What happens at Walmart, stays at Walmart. Except STDs, that 'll stay with you.

[CountArach]

That wasn't a phone number, that was your receipt.

[Beefy187]

Your just too sexy

[Megas Methuselah]

yes I felt the reply was needed.

Don't be a playa hata'.

[pevergreen]

I dislike people having success when I don't.

edit: scratch that second line

[Raz]

That wasn't a phone number, that was your receipt.

Beat me to it!
Anyway, I love it when things just fall into place. Good going, Meth.

[naut]

That wasn't a phone number, that was your receipt.

[Hosakawa Tito]

That wasn't a phone number, that was your receipt.

I believe we have the winner right here.

[Subotan]

It must be that Chin.

[Strike For The South]

cool story bro

[Megas Methuselah]

cool story bro

I've heard much better stories comin' from this Texan guy named Strike.

[Samurai Waki]

Just wait till you get married meth, you'll get all the phone numbers you can throw in the nearest bin.

[Centurion1]

That wasn't a phone number, that was your receipt.

curses...... i thought of this just now.....

[edyzmedieval]

ROUND 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 AND 8 ON MEGAS TONIGHT Enjoy the free drinks guys! Bartender, get me that bottle of Dom' over here!

[Megas Methuselah]

Hey, I'm a poor man...

[Kurando]

.
Dial 1-900-mix-alot and kick them nasty thoughts!

[Thermal]

So whos making the first move....