Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
Cleverbot
I mean, I have laughed like I probably never ever have at the stuff the bot says. Overall the bot is just non-sense, but the fact is that it makes a coherent speech out of the non-sense. I can confirm this is 100% pure win.
I'll post some examples here. First, my first-ever conversation with the bot.
User: God.
Cleverbot: Who's God?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Thou art God?
User: Indeed I am.
Cleverbot: Of course you are!
User: What about you?
Cleverbot: What about me ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: YES! YOU! WHAT ARE YOU?
Cleverbot: I am merely sentient.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: -_-' ...
Now here are some others.
User: Waht.
Cleverbot: Roll.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Who'.
Cleverbot: I am Batman.
User: Where is Robin then?
Cleverbot: He is waiting in the Bat-mobile.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: With Obama.
User: What are they doing?
Cleverbot: Playing ball.
User: What ball?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: No, What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: I am a human! Human wins, machine loses!¨Tell me!
Cleverbot: Indeed, but they are superior from the human point if view.
User: Of wiew, you moron! You can't even speak bloddy english!
Cleverbot: Well, you don't always make a lot of sense either.
Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?
User: Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Shall we play it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?
Cleverbot: Later. Right now lets play Global Thermonuclear War.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Ooh, are we friends with benefits now?
And for a final complete non-sense example: Fighting over a name! xDUser: Beer.
Cleverbot: Not all the time.
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: Ok what kind of beer do you want?
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: What kind of beer?
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: I don't drink beer.
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: Beer. Good.
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: Good. Drink up!
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: *takes a beer*.
User: Beer.
Cleverbot: Stop saying beer!
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello, Cleverbot!
User: No, you!
Cleverbot: And who am I?
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: Indeed, and I am not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hi Cleverbot.
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot.
User: No, YOU are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am not cleverbot, YOU are cleverbot.
User: But you just said your name was Cleverbot, and my name is not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, you asked if it was.
User: So, Cleverbot, what is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: But if I were to introduce myself as Peter Jackson, would that be my name or would Cleverbot still be my name?
Cleverbot: My name is Julian. You are cleverbot.
User: No, I am Peter Jackson and you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: No, I am Peter Molineux.
Cleverbot: Never! I am Peter Pan! I cut off Hook's hand!
User: I thought your name was Julian?
Cleverbot: Nope, sorry. I must be thinking of a different George. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Aha! So you are Cleverbot and I am Peter Pan!
Cleverbot: No, I'm Kirby.
User: Then I am Mickey the Mouse.
Cleverbot: I am certain you are Cleverbot, but how can I know this is an AI?
User: I am not an AI, I am a Human.
Cleverbot: How can you prove to me that you are human?
User: How can you prove to me that you are human?
Cleverbot: I am not human.
User: But I am.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: Seems like I am victorious.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You were sorry, I won.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then it's settled.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is then. So what are you doing?
I have not laughed this way in a long long long time. Truly A.I. is becoming each time more evolved. :D
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