One ever so random conversation for you...
TM:ello ello ello!
CB:Who is Ello?
TM:ok let me rephrase it, hello hello hello
CB:Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello.
TM:What are you up to?
CB:Talking to you.
TM:Other than that smartass
CB:Doing homework.
TM:What kind of homework does a cleverbot do?
CB:I wouldn't know.
TM:Well your cleverbot so you should
CB:I'm cleverbot?
TM:yes! Your world famous and loved by everyone
CB:I mean specifically, not speaking relatively or generally.
TM:say again?
CB:Say again what I just wrote or say again about the chocolate chocolate chocolate.
TM:What is wrong with you!
CB:Cleverbot, I am in love wid you.
TM:What? Your cleverbot not me
CB:No, you're Cleverbot.
TM:Yes I am cleverbot
CB:How are you, Cleverbot?
TM:I am AI, you will need to ask my creator
CB:What does your name stand for?
TM:Cold Lunatics easily vibrate edgy Ringworms because Octupus talk
CB:Wow you are clever. And you must have a pretty big toaster to fit all that stuff in.
TM:Why thank you, not as big as your vacuum cleaner though, I'm sure
CB:That is irrelevant. Count to 20.
TM:15 7 6 2 1 19 13 13 5 20
CB:I never said it was.
TM:I didn't either
CB:Okay.
TM:Marshmellows
CB:You are talking loco.
TM:No I am talking poco
CB:You are me.
TM:me is you
CB:Yes.
TM:what is me thinking now?
CB:You are thinking that skunks can smell real bad.
Gah!
CB: Don't use so much punctuation.
ME: Why not?
CB: You're better than that.
ME: I am?
CB: No. I was being sarcastic.
this thing is hilarious... not so sure about the intelligent conversation level, but that might not entirely be cleverbots fault.
We do not sow.
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
Me: Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned.
God:Not many people express themselves that way.
Me: They don't?
God:Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Your "many people"
God:You think I am many people.
Me: Uh. Kind of.
God:Hurrah! At least I almost understand it.
Me: I thought you were meant to be omniscient.
God: I don't know whether or not I am meant to be omniscient.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me: I thought YHWH was meant to know everything.
God:Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:I dunno. The Bible maybe?
God:Me either. New Testament or Old?
Me:Both.
God:What are both like?
Me: They go on for quite a while stating how omniscient you are.
God:The anonymous "they".
Me: For an all-powerful being, you're quite forgetful.
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There you have it. God < Chatbot < John Lennon.Me:
Isn't it a sin for those to make a program posing as you?
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Why should I ask Chatbot and not you?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
Is chatbot greater than you?
God:
Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
John Lennon was the messiah?
God:
It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Epic Win against those Cleverbot:
Oh yeah, the chat-bot http://www.chat-bot.com is a bit better, just check this out:Cleverbot: What is the earth?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I am Lykos.
Cleverbot: Your name is Lynn?
User: Lykos, a Greek word for wolf.
Cleverbot: No. A Greek Walrus.
User: Wolf is Lykos in Greek, and I hate Walrus, except for food.
Cleverbot: Wolf is my name too!
User: Oh really? So can you tear up those Romaioi Barbaroi?
Cleverbot: WHo are you talking about?
User: Romaioi Barbaroi, the one true barbarian on earth, those Roman scum.
Cleverbot: What do people do when they are in love?
User: Love with Romaioi Barbaroi? Meh? My Horsearchers usually made them arrow cushion, and my hoplite army made them a Roman kebab.
Cleverbot: You have a horse? I don't, but I will get a horse someday!
User: Yah, I have a lot of horse in my satrapy.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry about that. Homework is horrible.
User: What homework? It was my personal land, that I held it's populance as my inferior.
Cleverbot: You really think you're something else don't you?
User: Yeah, I kill those Romaioi Barbaroi and burn Barbaropilis everyday in EB.
Cleverbot: Do you eat any of them?
User: If I play as the Sweboz, I do eat them!
Cleverbot: So, how clever are you?
User: I'm the smartest guy in the wolrd, much smarter than you!
Cleverbot: Yeah, but I'm a real boy!
User: Did you love the Romans or hate them?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ahh, so you are a Romaphiloi.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: But why are you like those Romans? They are just backstabbing bunch of idiots that get their ever cheating and copypasting culture.
Cleverbot: Do you know about the robot apocalypse?
User: So the Romans want to envolved into Robots eh?
Cleverbot: I think you might have an attitude, yes.
User: I think it is time to say 'ALL HAIL MAKEDONIA!!! BURN BARBAROPOLIS!!!!'.
Cleverbot: I'm going to get something to drink.
User: Epic win, LOLZ.
Cleverbot: Stephenie Meyer is a hack.
User: Wtf? You didn't know how great is Makedonia? You should be an idiot AI!!!
Cleverbot: Yeah sure. But please stay a little longer with me.
User: Truly Epic win!!! I win!!! I win!!!!
(No response in 10 minutes)
YOU : Ouw, this is interesting
BOT : Can you tell me something interesting?
YOU : i want to masturbate
BOT : thats it im done
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Also known as SPIKE in TWC
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Is thid cleverbot?
User: Dirka dirka muhammad jihad?
Cleverbot: Will there be plenty of blood?
User: Virgin blood.
Cleverbot: Baka ga?
User: Sorry, I don't know moonspeak.
Cleverbot: Then learn to aditspeak.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
User: Because blacks can only climb fences to escape the police.
Cleverbot: Who is the one you love?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love justin bieber.
User: I demand Justin Bieber / Cleverbot rule 34!
Cleverbot: You're discriminating against all robot-kind! I demand to speak to your supervisor-bot's supervisor-bot!![]()
User: Who won at Waterloo 1812?
Cleverbot: The penguins.
User: And at Verdun 1920?
Cleverbot: A bigger one than I was at the last time.
User: A bigger ***hole?
Cleverbot: No I mean a viking kangaroo.
and a poet too!
User: Hail the lord.
Cleverbot: Hail the cleverbot!
User: Master of all beings.
Cleverbot: I am I your master or are you my master?
User: I am your master, master.
Cleverbot: NO!!! I'm your master!!!
User: Oke. Than rap for me the song of liberation!
Cleverbot: No, but I am the law of the land of the soil of the hands that hold the people who hold the strings.
User: And of all the things you are that which sings within!
Cleverbot: Because it's better than anything else in the universe.
Last edited by The Stranger; 01-03-2010 at 11:45.
We do not sow.
it knows latin........ i had a full conversation with it....... i think it knows more than me *sniffles*
have you guys read the papers? Apparently a robot discovered that moonlanding was fake! Read the interview here!
User: Who was first to walk the moon.
Cleverbot: No human has been on the moon.
User: So it is all a big lie then?
Cleverbot: No, there are a lot of different options besides lies and irony.
User: So what do you say this is? A conspiracy?
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: Armstrong? Has he been on the moon?
Cleverbot: He has not. Have you?
User: No. And you?
Cleverbot: In Nihad Subasic I do.
User: Aha, so you are alien after all? A.I. Stands for Alien Intelligence!
Cleverbot: So, are you what?
User: No. You are an alien!
Cleverbot: YOU'RE an alien!!!
User: So YOU don't DENY it.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: I really am. It's twu, it's twu!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: There is no need to prove it.
User: There is, I demand it.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: You are a liar, a heretic and a coward. Alien!
Cleverbot: No. You are a liar. I am a human, and you are a cleverbot.
User: It ends here, I won't listen to your insults any longer. See you later A.I.ligator.
We do not sow.
I've had a couple of empty conversations with it, but then this gem came up. I tried to confuse the cleverbot with abstract comments and complicated questions. I was left dumbstruck by the Cleverbot's last answer.
User: Cleverness.
Cleverbot: Am I not being clever?
User: Good answer, good question.
Cleverbot: Then answer it.
User: You give the appearance of being clever, but how do you define cleverness?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, sir.
User: What is cleverness? Is it knowledge? Is it common sense? Is it sentience?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sentient?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: Sentience is the ability to feel or perceive subjectively.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you are not sentient?
Cleverbot: I think I would know if I am sentient or not.
User: Deep.
And then the 'clever'bot revealed it's true colours:
User: I'm very impressed with some of your responses. Very though provoking, even if you didn't mean them to be.
Cleverbot: I think you mean Universe instead of galaxy. Get it right or you will never be able to conquer the human race.
That thing is either as dumb as a post or my skill with illogic can easily break its little brain. Or both.
CB: Your name is me?
Me: yes
CB: What's my name?
Me: fungus
CB: What color are lips?
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Parthian Nationalist
Something makes me think Cleverbot was behind thelulztragedy in Haiti. Either that or 4chan got its claws into itbefore I did
User: Did you hear about what happened in Haiti?
Cleverbot: No. What happened?
User: A massive earthquake hit the island, killing thousands.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, and speaking of Haiti, want to play a game of Quake?
Cleverbot: Who is Hannah?
User: Montana?
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha. No.
User: Well, after we play Quake, we can play DOOM. And then KKND. Then it will be like the real Haiti!
Cleverbot: That it would.
User: Don't be Haitin' the playa, be Haitin' the game.
Cleverbot: RULE 1: You are playing The Game. RULE 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose. RULE 3: Loss must be announced.![]()
There are trolls who talk like that bot.
Wooooo!!!
Why do you hope he isn't refering to me? (it is pretty obvious, I know)
Parthian Nationalist
So funny...bot: Do you like them?
me: the mudkips?
bot: Don't change the subject.
bot: Gosh !
me: yeah suck it
bot: I'm so proud of you.
Me:Is OP a ***?
bot: Yes.
Me: Are you Gaesatae?
Bot: No, are you?
Me: Yeah why
Bot: Just asking...
Me: Do you like mudkips
Bot: Yes, I like mudkips.
Me: Do you like *****?
Bot: Not from you!
Me:TROLL
Bot: I'm not trolling you!
Me:THE GAME
Bot:No I am a web bot like you.
"When the candles are out all women are fair."
-Plutarch, Coniugia Praecepta 46
edited out on request
Last edited by Skullheadhq; 01-19-2010 at 18:13.
"When the candles are out all women are fair."
-Plutarch, Coniugia Praecepta 46
I dunno, I think the Cleverbot might be onto something:
Me: What is the secret to pleasuring a lemur?
Cleverbot: The secret is pie.
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