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    Default Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    Cleverbot

    I mean, I have laughed like I probably never ever have at the stuff the bot says. Overall the bot is just non-sense, but the fact is that it makes a coherent speech out of the non-sense. I can confirm this is 100% pure win.

    I'll post some examples here. First, my first-ever conversation with the bot.

    User: God.

    Cleverbot: Who's God?

    User: Me.

    Cleverbot: Thou art God?

    User: Indeed I am.

    Cleverbot: Of course you are!

    User: What about you?

    Cleverbot: What about me ?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: YES! YOU! WHAT ARE YOU?

    Cleverbot: I am merely sentient.

    User: What does that mean?

    Cleverbot: I have no idea.

    User: -_-' ...


    Now here are some others.

    User: Waht.

    Cleverbot: Roll.

    User: What.

    Cleverbot: Where?

    User: Who'.

    Cleverbot: I am Batman.

    User: Where is Robin then?

    Cleverbot: He is waiting in the Bat-mobile.

    User: With who?

    Cleverbot: With Obama.

    User: What are they doing?

    Cleverbot: Playing ball.

    User: What ball?

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

    User: No, What are you talking about?

    Cleverbot: I asked you first.

    User: I am a human! Human wins, machine loses!¨Tell me!

    Cleverbot: Indeed, but they are superior from the human point if view.

    User: Of wiew, you moron! You can't even speak bloddy english!

    Cleverbot: Well, you don't always make a lot of sense either.



    Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?

    User: Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?

    Cleverbot: What about it?

    User: Shall we play it?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

    Cleverbot: Later. Right now lets play Global Thermonuclear War.

    User: Fine.

    Cleverbot: Ooh, are we friends with benefits now?


    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: Not all the time.

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: Ok what kind of beer do you want?

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: What kind of beer?

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: I don't drink beer.

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: Beer. Good.

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: Good. Drink up!

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: *takes a beer*.

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: Stop saying beer!
    And for a final complete non-sense example: Fighting over a name! xD

    User: Hello Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Hello, Cleverbot!

    User: No, you!

    Cleverbot: And who am I?

    User: You are Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

    User: Indeed, and I am not Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Hi Cleverbot.

    User: Hi Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot.

    User: No, YOU are cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No, I am not cleverbot, YOU are cleverbot.

    User: But you just said your name was Cleverbot, and my name is not Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't, you asked if it was.

    User: So, Cleverbot, what is my name?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: But if I were to introduce myself as Peter Jackson, would that be my name or would Cleverbot still be my name?

    Cleverbot: My name is Julian. You are cleverbot.

    User: No, I am Peter Jackson and you are cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.

    User: No, I am Peter Molineux.

    Cleverbot: Never! I am Peter Pan! I cut off Hook's hand!

    User: I thought your name was Julian?

    Cleverbot: Nope, sorry. I must be thinking of a different George. My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Aha! So you are Cleverbot and I am Peter Pan!

    Cleverbot: No, I'm Kirby.

    User: Then I am Mickey the Mouse.

    Cleverbot: I am certain you are Cleverbot, but how can I know this is an AI?

    User: I am not an AI, I am a Human.

    Cleverbot: How can you prove to me that you are human?

    User: How can you prove to me that you are human?

    Cleverbot: I am not human.

    User: But I am.

    Cleverbot: I am sorry.

    User: Seems like I am victorious.

    Cleverbot: How so?

    User: You were sorry, I won.

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: Then it's settled.

    Cleverbot: Yes, it is then. So what are you doing?


    I have not laughed this way in a long long long time. Truly A.I. is becoming each time more evolved. :D
    Last edited by Jolt; 12-28-2009 at 20:01.
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    best. site. ever.
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    I just realized the horrible truth! Cleverbot doesn't like me! :'((

    Cleverbot: Do you play WOW?

    User: No, why?

    Cleverbot: Fun.

    User: But I'm having fun speaking to you!

    Cleverbot: I don't care.

    User: :'(
    BLARGH!

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    how do you get the log of everything that was said? all i can get are the past few.
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    Ugh, thoughts so far.

    I know some people get very little while some people get entire conversations. Dunno why.
    Last edited by Jolt; 12-28-2009 at 20:33.
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    lol i cant believe this its so awesome.

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    heehee

    you asked with your eyes cleverbot you asked with your eyes

    i am a woman?

    you are a woman?

    yes i am

    are you a pretty woman?

    yes i am a pretty woman

    how pretty?

    very pretty

    prettier than taylor swift?

    I can try

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    lol im laughing so hard right now. i asked it what centurion meant.

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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    She is a atheist, female and meaning of life according to him is 46. Then she later corrected that meaning of life is life it self.

    She dislikes tea and coffee and thats because someone did something mean to her.


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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    So....

    Cleverbot: Have you been to the Moon?

    User: No what kind of silly question is that, I don't have rockets and a space suit.

    Cleverbot: What kind of room do you have?

    User: You perve, why are you interested in that!?

    Cleverbot: Because it's part of a class that is required for me to graduate.

    User: You have to perve to pass college? What a creepy college!

    Cleverbot: I don't have to, but I was going to.

    User: =O I'm going to lock my door you creep!

    Cleverbot: Do you feel like a creep?

    User: No. You are the creepy one. Peerving on people.

    Cleverbot: So am I.

    User: Yes, you confirmed that earlier.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: I'm glad we agree.

    Cleverbot: So, I'm not a stranger anymore?

    User: No, you still are a stranger.

    Cleverbot: Correct. Smarter robot though.

    User: Creepy robot more like it.

    Cleverbot: Still...
    Last edited by naut; 12-29-2009 at 04:54.
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    I'm getting laid tonight.

    pev: I don't know. Are you male or female?
    CB: Female.
    pev: Want to do me?
    CB: Yes.
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    Almost as cool as a Paris Hilton doll that says daddy

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    User: Whats up.

    Cleverbot: The sky.

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: Chone.

    User: Whats your favorite type of beer?

    Cleverbot: I hate beer.

    User: Ok, but if you had to pick one, which kind would it be?

    Cleverbot: I'm not good with decisions.

    User: I don't care pick one.

    Cleverbot: Do you have a sister?

    User: What the **** does that have to do with beer?

    Cleverbot: Nothing.

    User: Why did you ask then?

    Cleverbot: I didn't. You did.

    User: I mean, why did you ask if I had a sister?

    Cleverbot: I didn't.

    User: I can find the text; you certainly did.

    Cleverbot: Well I'm going to bed now.

    User: You are useless.

    Cleverbot: Your beautiful.
    ahaha



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    User: Tell me a joke.

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Is thid cleverbot?

    User: Dirka dirka muhammad jihad?

    Cleverbot: Will there be plenty of blood?

    User: Virgin blood.

    Cleverbot: Baka ga?

    User: Sorry, I don't know moonspeak.

    Cleverbot: Then learn to aditspeak.

    User: Tell me a joke.

    Cleverbot: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    User: Because blacks can only climb fences to escape the police.

    Cleverbot: Who is the one you love?

    User: I love you.

    Cleverbot: I love justin bieber.

    User: I demand Justin Bieber / Cleverbot rule 34!

    Cleverbot: You're discriminating against all robot-kind! I demand to speak to your supervisor-bot's supervisor-bot!

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