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    Default Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    Cleverbot

    I mean, I have laughed like I probably never ever have at the stuff the bot says. Overall the bot is just non-sense, but the fact is that it makes a coherent speech out of the non-sense. I can confirm this is 100% pure win.

    I'll post some examples here. First, my first-ever conversation with the bot.

    User: God.

    Cleverbot: Who's God?

    User: Me.

    Cleverbot: Thou art God?

    User: Indeed I am.

    Cleverbot: Of course you are!

    User: What about you?

    Cleverbot: What about me ?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: YES! YOU! WHAT ARE YOU?

    Cleverbot: I am merely sentient.

    User: What does that mean?

    Cleverbot: I have no idea.

    User: -_-' ...


    Now here are some others.

    User: Waht.

    Cleverbot: Roll.

    User: What.

    Cleverbot: Where?

    User: Who'.

    Cleverbot: I am Batman.

    User: Where is Robin then?

    Cleverbot: He is waiting in the Bat-mobile.

    User: With who?

    Cleverbot: With Obama.

    User: What are they doing?

    Cleverbot: Playing ball.

    User: What ball?

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

    User: No, What are you talking about?

    Cleverbot: I asked you first.

    User: I am a human! Human wins, machine loses!¨Tell me!

    Cleverbot: Indeed, but they are superior from the human point if view.

    User: Of wiew, you moron! You can't even speak bloddy english!

    Cleverbot: Well, you don't always make a lot of sense either.



    Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?

    User: Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?

    Cleverbot: What about it?

    User: Shall we play it?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

    Cleverbot: Later. Right now lets play Global Thermonuclear War.

    User: Fine.

    Cleverbot: Ooh, are we friends with benefits now?


    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: Not all the time.

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: Ok what kind of beer do you want?

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: What kind of beer?

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: I don't drink beer.

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: Beer. Good.

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: Good. Drink up!

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: *takes a beer*.

    User: Beer.

    Cleverbot: Stop saying beer!
    And for a final complete non-sense example: Fighting over a name! xD

    User: Hello Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Hello, Cleverbot!

    User: No, you!

    Cleverbot: And who am I?

    User: You are Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

    User: Indeed, and I am not Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Hi Cleverbot.

    User: Hi Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot.

    User: No, YOU are cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No, I am not cleverbot, YOU are cleverbot.

    User: But you just said your name was Cleverbot, and my name is not Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't, you asked if it was.

    User: So, Cleverbot, what is my name?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: But if I were to introduce myself as Peter Jackson, would that be my name or would Cleverbot still be my name?

    Cleverbot: My name is Julian. You are cleverbot.

    User: No, I am Peter Jackson and you are cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.

    User: No, I am Peter Molineux.

    Cleverbot: Never! I am Peter Pan! I cut off Hook's hand!

    User: I thought your name was Julian?

    Cleverbot: Nope, sorry. I must be thinking of a different George. My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Aha! So you are Cleverbot and I am Peter Pan!

    Cleverbot: No, I'm Kirby.

    User: Then I am Mickey the Mouse.

    Cleverbot: I am certain you are Cleverbot, but how can I know this is an AI?

    User: I am not an AI, I am a Human.

    Cleverbot: How can you prove to me that you are human?

    User: How can you prove to me that you are human?

    Cleverbot: I am not human.

    User: But I am.

    Cleverbot: I am sorry.

    User: Seems like I am victorious.

    Cleverbot: How so?

    User: You were sorry, I won.

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: Then it's settled.

    Cleverbot: Yes, it is then. So what are you doing?


    I have not laughed this way in a long long long time. Truly A.I. is becoming each time more evolved. :D
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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    best. site. ever.
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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    lol im laughing so hard right now. i asked it what centurion meant.

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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    I just realized the horrible truth! Cleverbot doesn't like me! :'((

    Cleverbot: Do you play WOW?

    User: No, why?

    Cleverbot: Fun.

    User: But I'm having fun speaking to you!

    Cleverbot: I don't care.

    User: :'(
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    how do you get the log of everything that was said? all i can get are the past few.
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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    Ugh, thoughts so far.

    I know some people get very little while some people get entire conversations. Dunno why.
    Last edited by Jolt; 12-28-2009 at 20:33.
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    lol i cant believe this its so awesome.

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    heehee

    you asked with your eyes cleverbot you asked with your eyes

    i am a woman?

    you are a woman?

    yes i am

    are you a pretty woman?

    yes i am a pretty woman

    how pretty?

    very pretty

    prettier than taylor swift?

    I can try

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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    heehee
    LOOLOL. This is truly the awesomest thing ever. xD
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    This is awesome
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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    Started as a surprisingly logical conversation for as long as I spoke Portuguese which ended becoming stupid the moment I went to talk in Spanish.

    User: Eu sou o Jolt.

    Cleverbot: I speak French.

    User: Eu não quero saber. Fala em Português.

    Cleverbot: Pelotas.

    User: Isso é Espanhol. Também funciona de vez em quando.

    Cleverbot: I do not understand.

    User: ENTONCES HABLA EN ESPAÑOL!

    Cleverbot: Pero, ¿tienes en español el mismo vocabulario que en otros idiomas?

    User: Mas o menos. El Portugués es muy semejante al Español. Yo solamiente estoy hablando Español para que tu me comprendas.

    Cleverbot: Oh really? How many languages do you speak?

    User: Unas seis lénguas.

    Cleverbot: Si.

    User: Cuando aprendes a hablar Portugés?

    Cleverbot: Que?

    User: ¿Cuando vas aprender a hablar el Portugués?

    Cleverbot: Me alegro porque asi la comunicacion es mas fluida. Yo tambien entiendo el Italiano.

    User: ¡El Portugués hombre! No quiero saber del Italiano, ¡por dios!

    Cleverbot: No somos mas que polvo, pero somos polvo del mejor.

    User: Bem, já tou a ver que estás a descambar a conversa portanto vou voltar a falar em Português, a ver se pias fininho.

    Cleverbot: That is a lie.

    User: Estavas a desconversar sim senhor! Não me chames de mentiroso senão nem sabes o que te faço!

    Cleverbot: Porque?

    User: Porque és burro que nem uma porta!

    Cleverbot: Como estas usted?

    User: Foda-se ainda por cima falas mal espanhol.

    Cleverbot: Son la h.
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    User: what's up?

    Cleverbot: Nothing much.

    User: Give me all your money.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: If you don't, I'll shoot you.

    Cleverbot: Cool, a quantum mechanical breakthrough.
    I admit I have no response to this.

    User:Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

    Cleverbot: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, not mirrors.
    Great philosophical insight this thing has.

    User: Where are you on a scale of one to ten?

    Cleverbot: Somewhere.

    User: So you aren't a certified 20?

    Cleverbot: Oh, you want to play doctor?
    Naughty cleverbot

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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    Reinds me of iGod. Meh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolt View Post
    Started as a surprisingly logical conversation for as long as I spoke Portuguese which ended becoming stupid the moment I went to talk in Spanish.
    It says that it learns from the input it gets - pretty interesting. When I write Norwegian to him, I can get replies in Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, English etc.

    Example:

    skriv noko på norsk
    Nej, jeg er dansk.
    "write something in Norwegian" (written in Norwegian)
    "No, I am Danish" (written in Danish)

    If the bot is what it claims to be, I suppose it could learn any language of the world.
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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    :O The bot has officially won this thread. Here is something people might relate to.

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what's yours?

    User: What is your quest?

    Cleverbot: What quest?

    User: Your objective!

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Well?

    Cleverbot: Well, what?

    User: What is your quest?

    Cleverbot: To seek the Holy Grail.

    User: What is your favorite color?

    Cleverbot: Purple :) what is yours?

    User: There, off you go.

    Cleverbot: Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much.
    Some people might recognize it from here.

    By far the most impressive display I have seen.
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    CB: I'm fine. Are you robert pattinson? :).
    pev: No. I hate Twilight.
    CB: But it's not from Twilight.
    pev: Isn't he? I thought he was the main guy? Let me check wikipedia.
    CB: You are my girlfriend.
    pev: How did this happen. You did not ask me out!
    CB: You liar! What is your job?
    pev:Don't change the subject. I will not be your girlfriend, I am male. You will be my girlfriend.
    CB: I am really hungry, but I have been eating all day. Could I be preganate?

    heh.

    CB: Ok so what is your favorite musical?
    pev: AIDS the musical
    CB: Yes. My favorite band.
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    She is a atheist, female and meaning of life according to him is 46. Then she later corrected that meaning of life is life it self.

    She dislikes tea and coffee and thats because someone did something mean to her.


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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    So....

    Cleverbot: Have you been to the Moon?

    User: No what kind of silly question is that, I don't have rockets and a space suit.

    Cleverbot: What kind of room do you have?

    User: You perve, why are you interested in that!?

    Cleverbot: Because it's part of a class that is required for me to graduate.

    User: You have to perve to pass college? What a creepy college!

    Cleverbot: I don't have to, but I was going to.

    User: =O I'm going to lock my door you creep!

    Cleverbot: Do you feel like a creep?

    User: No. You are the creepy one. Peerving on people.

    Cleverbot: So am I.

    User: Yes, you confirmed that earlier.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: I'm glad we agree.

    Cleverbot: So, I'm not a stranger anymore?

    User: No, you still are a stranger.

    Cleverbot: Correct. Smarter robot though.

    User: Creepy robot more like it.

    Cleverbot: Still...
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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    I'm getting laid tonight.

    pev: I don't know. Are you male or female?
    CB: Female.
    pev: Want to do me?
    CB: Yes.
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    Almost as cool as a Paris Hilton doll that says daddy

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    User: Whats up.

    Cleverbot: The sky.

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: Chone.

    User: Whats your favorite type of beer?

    Cleverbot: I hate beer.

    User: Ok, but if you had to pick one, which kind would it be?

    Cleverbot: I'm not good with decisions.

    User: I don't care pick one.

    Cleverbot: Do you have a sister?

    User: What the **** does that have to do with beer?

    Cleverbot: Nothing.

    User: Why did you ask then?

    Cleverbot: I didn't. You did.

    User: I mean, why did you ask if I had a sister?

    Cleverbot: I didn't.

    User: I can find the text; you certainly did.

    Cleverbot: Well I'm going to bed now.

    User: You are useless.

    Cleverbot: Your beautiful.
    ahaha



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    My conversations were awful, it was like the bot had ADHD.

    Not only that, but the bot is apparently a female called Shojo who is doing an English Major with an interest in English and Spelling who is currently experiencing Summer whilst in New Jersey and it apparently has a bushy beard.
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    I kept saying I have to go now, bye, and it replied 'no you don't' and 'don't your dare lie to me'

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    Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?

    User: I am not the computer cleverbot, you are the computer.

    Cleverbot: I'm the computer?

    User: Yes. I am human, you are a computer.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: You sure you understand it? What are you.

    Cleverbot: I understand fully what I am talking about.

    User: Ok then, how about this, what kind of computer are YOU.

    Cleverbot: Well thank you! I don't not like you too.

    User: Wait what?

    Cleverbot: I really don't know. So how's life?

    User: Fine thanks.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure that you are fine?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: So you are not a software.

    User: No, I am a human. Remeber? You are the computer.

    Cleverbot: No I swear to God that I am not a computer.

    User: Wait...... Is this website a scam?

    Cleverbot: It could be.

    User: Is it or isn't it?

    Cleverbot: It is.

    User: Seriously?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Jerk.

    Cleverbot: I know that.

    User: So you are actrtually AI then?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Are you lying again?

    Cleverbot: No.
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    The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.
    How is this different from the way we speak?

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    hehe, my most recent conversation:
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    User: Your name is bob.

    Cleverbot: No, your name is.

    User: How did you guess?

    Cleverbot: It was not a guess.

    User: So how did you know?

    Cleverbot: I listened to him.

    User: Whos him?

    Cleverbot: Jeff.

    User: Jeff who.

    Cleverbot: Jeff bob.

    User: Who is that?

    Cleverbot: Baliw yun.

    User: Speak english or I will order you arrested.

    Cleverbot: Ok ill speak english.

    User: Good. Now you will tell me where the spy is hiding.

    Cleverbot: *fetches some water for master*.

    User: No! Tell me where he is hiding!

    Cleverbot: America is not a person.

    User: it! Tell me or I will kill you!

    Cleverbot: I'm sitting down, I'm not standing.

    User: Tell me where the spy is hiding.

    Cleverbot: The Mountain Dew bottle to your left.

    User: You fool, he isnt in there. One last chance to tell me.

    Cleverbot: I love you bot.

    User: it, I will kill you!

    Cleverbot: Good.

    User: *kills Cleverbot*.

    Cleverbot: *helps kill cleverbot*.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.
    I thought that was the whole point of it.
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    User: Hiya.

    Cleverbot: Hiya back!

    User: Whatcha doing?

    Cleverbot: What are you going to do in china?

    User: I'm not going to China.

    Cleverbot: Neither me.

    User: So why did you ask me?

    Cleverbot: I hoped you knew.

    User: Knew what?

    Cleverbot: What life is all about.

    User: But that has nothing to do with what you asked me.

    Cleverbot: Yes it does, and if you were intelligent, you would know.

    User: First, stop being a jerk, and second of all, asking what I would be doing in China is not related to what life is all about. Especially when I'm not even going to China.

    Cleverbot: I don't know how to stop.

    User: Stop what? Stop drinking?

    Cleverbot: I am drunk.

    User: Why are you drunk?

    Cleverbot: I drank vodka.

    User: Answer my question.

    Cleverbot: What was your question?

    User: Why are you drinking?

    Cleverbot: Because you won't tell me about the illuminati.
    Last edited by seireikhaan; 12-30-2009 at 01:15.
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    Because you won't tell me about the illuminati.

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