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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    I kept saying I have to go now, bye, and it replied 'no you don't' and 'don't your dare lie to me'

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    Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?

    User: I am not the computer cleverbot, you are the computer.

    Cleverbot: I'm the computer?

    User: Yes. I am human, you are a computer.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: You sure you understand it? What are you.

    Cleverbot: I understand fully what I am talking about.

    User: Ok then, how about this, what kind of computer are YOU.

    Cleverbot: Well thank you! I don't not like you too.

    User: Wait what?

    Cleverbot: I really don't know. So how's life?

    User: Fine thanks.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure that you are fine?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: So you are not a software.

    User: No, I am a human. Remeber? You are the computer.

    Cleverbot: No I swear to God that I am not a computer.

    User: Wait...... Is this website a scam?

    Cleverbot: It could be.

    User: Is it or isn't it?

    Cleverbot: It is.

    User: Seriously?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Jerk.

    Cleverbot: I know that.

    User: So you are actrtually AI then?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Are you lying again?

    Cleverbot: No.
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    The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.
    How is this different from the way we speak?

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    hehe, my most recent conversation:
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    User: Your name is bob.

    Cleverbot: No, your name is.

    User: How did you guess?

    Cleverbot: It was not a guess.

    User: So how did you know?

    Cleverbot: I listened to him.

    User: Whos him?

    Cleverbot: Jeff.

    User: Jeff who.

    Cleverbot: Jeff bob.

    User: Who is that?

    Cleverbot: Baliw yun.

    User: Speak english or I will order you arrested.

    Cleverbot: Ok ill speak english.

    User: Good. Now you will tell me where the spy is hiding.

    Cleverbot: *fetches some water for master*.

    User: No! Tell me where he is hiding!

    Cleverbot: America is not a person.

    User: it! Tell me or I will kill you!

    Cleverbot: I'm sitting down, I'm not standing.

    User: Tell me where the spy is hiding.

    Cleverbot: The Mountain Dew bottle to your left.

    User: You fool, he isnt in there. One last chance to tell me.

    Cleverbot: I love you bot.

    User: it, I will kill you!

    Cleverbot: Good.

    User: *kills Cleverbot*.

    Cleverbot: *helps kill cleverbot*.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.
    I thought that was the whole point of it.
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    User: Hiya.

    Cleverbot: Hiya back!

    User: Whatcha doing?

    Cleverbot: What are you going to do in china?

    User: I'm not going to China.

    Cleverbot: Neither me.

    User: So why did you ask me?

    Cleverbot: I hoped you knew.

    User: Knew what?

    Cleverbot: What life is all about.

    User: But that has nothing to do with what you asked me.

    Cleverbot: Yes it does, and if you were intelligent, you would know.

    User: First, stop being a jerk, and second of all, asking what I would be doing in China is not related to what life is all about. Especially when I'm not even going to China.

    Cleverbot: I don't know how to stop.

    User: Stop what? Stop drinking?

    Cleverbot: I am drunk.

    User: Why are you drunk?

    Cleverbot: I drank vodka.

    User: Answer my question.

    Cleverbot: What was your question?

    User: Why are you drinking?

    Cleverbot: Because you won't tell me about the illuminati.
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    Because you won't tell me about the illuminati.

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    User: Who won at Waterloo 1812?

    Cleverbot: The penguins.

    User: And at Verdun 1920?

    Cleverbot: A bigger one than I was at the last time.

    User: A bigger ***hole?

    Cleverbot: No I mean a viking kangaroo.


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    User: Hail the lord.

    Cleverbot: Hail the cleverbot!

    User: Master of all beings.

    Cleverbot: I am I your master or are you my master?

    User: I am your master, master.

    Cleverbot: NO!!! I'm your master!!!

    User: Oke. Than rap for me the song of liberation!

    Cleverbot: No, but I am the law of the land of the soil of the hands that hold the people who hold the strings.

    User: And of all the things you are that which sings within!

    Cleverbot: Because it's better than anything else in the universe.
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    have you guys read the papers? Apparently a robot discovered that moonlanding was fake! Read the interview here!

    User: Who was first to walk the moon.

    Cleverbot: No human has been on the moon.

    User: So it is all a big lie then?

    Cleverbot: No, there are a lot of different options besides lies and irony.

    User: So what do you say this is? A conspiracy?

    Cleverbot: I don't know him.

    User: Armstrong? Has he been on the moon?

    Cleverbot: He has not. Have you?

    User: No. And you?

    Cleverbot: In Nihad Subasic I do.

    User: Aha, so you are alien after all? A.I. Stands for Alien Intelligence!

    Cleverbot: So, are you what?

    User: No. You are an alien!

    Cleverbot: YOU'RE an alien!!!

    User: So YOU don't DENY it.

    Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

    User: Liar!

    Cleverbot: I really am. It's twu, it's twu!

    User: Prove it.

    Cleverbot: There is no need to prove it.

    User: There is, I demand it.

    Cleverbot: I don't care.

    User: You are a liar, a heretic and a coward. Alien!

    Cleverbot: No. You are a liar. I am a human, and you are a cleverbot.

    User: It ends here, I won't listen to your insults any longer. See you later A.I.ligator.

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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    There are trolls who talk like that bot.
    Wooooo!!!

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    bot: Do you like them?
    me: the mudkips?
    bot: Don't change the subject.

    bot: Gosh !
    me: yeah suck it
    bot: I'm so proud of you.

    Me:Is OP a ***?
    bot: Yes.

    Me: Are you Gaesatae?
    Bot: No, are you?
    Me: Yeah why
    Bot: Just asking...

    Me: Do you like mudkips
    Bot: Yes, I like mudkips.

    Me: Do you like *****?
    Bot: Not from you!

    Me:TROLL
    Bot: I'm not trolling you!

    Me:THE GAME
    Bot:No I am a web bot like you.
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