I kept saying I have to go now, bye, and it replied 'no you don't' and 'don't your dare lie to me'![]()
I kept saying I have to go now, bye, and it replied 'no you don't' and 'don't your dare lie to me'![]()
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
User: I am not the computer cleverbot, you are the computer.
Cleverbot: I'm the computer?
User: Yes. I am human, you are a computer.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You sure you understand it? What are you.
Cleverbot: I understand fully what I am talking about.
User: Ok then, how about this, what kind of computer are YOU.
Cleverbot: Well thank you! I don't not like you too.
User: Wait what?
Cleverbot: I really don't know. So how's life?
User: Fine thanks.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you are fine?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you are not a software.
User: No, I am a human. Remeber? You are the computer.
Cleverbot: No I swear to God that I am not a computer.
User: Wait...... Is this website a scam?
Cleverbot: It could be.
User: Is it or isn't it?
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Seriously?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Jerk.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: So you are actrtually AI then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you lying again?
Cleverbot: No.
Micheal D'Anjou
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The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.
Last edited by Beskar; 12-29-2009 at 22:46.
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"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
hehe, my most recent conversation:
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Hvil i fred HoreToreA man who casts no shadow has no soul.
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User: Hiya.
Cleverbot: Hiya back!
User: Whatcha doing?
Cleverbot: What are you going to do in china?
User: I'm not going to China.
Cleverbot: Neither me.
User: So why did you ask me?
Cleverbot: I hoped you knew.
User: Knew what?
Cleverbot: What life is all about.
User: But that has nothing to do with what you asked me.
Cleverbot: Yes it does, and if you were intelligent, you would know.
User: First, stop being a jerk, and second of all, asking what I would be doing in China is not related to what life is all about. Especially when I'm not even going to China.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to stop.
User: Stop what? Stop drinking?
Cleverbot: I am drunk.
User: Why are you drunk?
Cleverbot: I drank vodka.
User: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: Why are you drinking?
Cleverbot: Because you won't tell me about the illuminati.
Last edited by seireikhaan; 12-30-2009 at 01:15.
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Because you won't tell me about the illuminati.![]()
User: Who won at Waterloo 1812?
Cleverbot: The penguins.
User: And at Verdun 1920?
Cleverbot: A bigger one than I was at the last time.
User: A bigger ***hole?
Cleverbot: No I mean a viking kangaroo.
and a poet too!
User: Hail the lord.
Cleverbot: Hail the cleverbot!
User: Master of all beings.
Cleverbot: I am I your master or are you my master?
User: I am your master, master.
Cleverbot: NO!!! I'm your master!!!
User: Oke. Than rap for me the song of liberation!
Cleverbot: No, but I am the law of the land of the soil of the hands that hold the people who hold the strings.
User: And of all the things you are that which sings within!
Cleverbot: Because it's better than anything else in the universe.
Last edited by The Stranger; 01-03-2010 at 11:45.
We do not sow.
have you guys read the papers? Apparently a robot discovered that moonlanding was fake! Read the interview here!
User: Who was first to walk the moon.
Cleverbot: No human has been on the moon.
User: So it is all a big lie then?
Cleverbot: No, there are a lot of different options besides lies and irony.
User: So what do you say this is? A conspiracy?
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: Armstrong? Has he been on the moon?
Cleverbot: He has not. Have you?
User: No. And you?
Cleverbot: In Nihad Subasic I do.
User: Aha, so you are alien after all? A.I. Stands for Alien Intelligence!
Cleverbot: So, are you what?
User: No. You are an alien!
Cleverbot: YOU'RE an alien!!!
User: So YOU don't DENY it.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: I really am. It's twu, it's twu!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: There is no need to prove it.
User: There is, I demand it.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: You are a liar, a heretic and a coward. Alien!
Cleverbot: No. You are a liar. I am a human, and you are a cleverbot.
User: It ends here, I won't listen to your insults any longer. See you later A.I.ligator.
We do not sow.
There are trolls who talk like that bot.
Wooooo!!!
So funny...bot: Do you like them?
me: the mudkips?
bot: Don't change the subject.
bot: Gosh !
me: yeah suck it
bot: I'm so proud of you.
Me:Is OP a ***?
bot: Yes.
Me: Are you Gaesatae?
Bot: No, are you?
Me: Yeah why
Bot: Just asking...
Me: Do you like mudkips
Bot: Yes, I like mudkips.
Me: Do you like *****?
Bot: Not from you!
Me:TROLL
Bot: I'm not trolling you!
Me:THE GAME
Bot:No I am a web bot like you.
"When the candles are out all women are fair."
-Plutarch, Coniugia Praecepta 46
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