Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?

User: I am not the computer cleverbot, you are the computer.

Cleverbot: I'm the computer?

User: Yes. I am human, you are a computer.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You sure you understand it? What are you.

Cleverbot: I understand fully what I am talking about.

User: Ok then, how about this, what kind of computer are YOU.

Cleverbot: Well thank you! I don't not like you too.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: I really don't know. So how's life?

User: Fine thanks.

Cleverbot: Are you sure that you are fine?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you are not a software.

User: No, I am a human. Remeber? You are the computer.

Cleverbot: No I swear to God that I am not a computer.

User: Wait...... Is this website a scam?

Cleverbot: It could be.

User: Is it or isn't it?

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Seriously?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Jerk.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: So you are actrtually AI then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you lying again?

Cleverbot: No.

[Beskar]

The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.

How is this different from the way we speak?

[Hooahguy]

hehe, my most recent conversation:

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User: Your name is bob.

Cleverbot: No, your name is.

User: How did you guess?

Cleverbot: It was not a guess.

User: So how did you know?

Cleverbot: I listened to him.

User: Whos him?

Cleverbot: Jeff.

User: Jeff who.

Cleverbot: Jeff bob.

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: Baliw yun.

User: Speak english or I will order you arrested.

Cleverbot: Ok ill speak english.

User: Good. Now you will tell me where the spy is hiding.

Cleverbot: *fetches some water for master*.

User: No! Tell me where he is hiding!

Cleverbot: America is not a person.

User: it! Tell me or I will kill you!

Cleverbot: I'm sitting down, I'm not standing.

User: Tell me where the spy is hiding.

Cleverbot: The Mountain Dew bottle to your left.

User: You fool, he isnt in there. One last chance to tell me.

Cleverbot: I love you bot.

User: it, I will kill you!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: *kills Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *helps kill cleverbot*.

[Viking]

The website is a scam. It recycles what people have already said. Including bad typing errors. These get sent to another person, who then replies.

I thought that was the whole point of it.

[seireikhaan]

User: Hiya.

Cleverbot: Hiya back!

User: Whatcha doing?

Cleverbot: What are you going to do in china?

User: I'm not going to China.

Cleverbot: Neither me.

User: So why did you ask me?

Cleverbot: I hoped you knew.

User: Knew what?

Cleverbot: What life is all about.

User: But that has nothing to do with what you asked me.

Cleverbot: Yes it does, and if you were intelligent, you would know.

User: First, stop being a jerk, and second of all, asking what I would be doing in China is not related to what life is all about. Especially when I'm not even going to China.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to stop.

User: Stop what? Stop drinking?

Cleverbot: I am drunk.

User: Why are you drunk?

Cleverbot: I drank vodka.

User: Answer my question.

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: Why are you drinking?

Cleverbot: Because you won't tell me about the illuminati.

[Subotan]

Because you won't tell me about the illuminati.

[The Stranger]

User: Who won at Waterloo 1812?

Cleverbot: The penguins.

User: And at Verdun 1920?

Cleverbot: A bigger one than I was at the last time.

User: A bigger ***hole?

Cleverbot: No I mean a viking kangaroo.


and a poet too!

User: Hail the lord.

Cleverbot: Hail the cleverbot!

User: Master of all beings.

Cleverbot: I am I your master or are you my master?

User: I am your master, master.

Cleverbot: NO!!! I'm your master!!!

User: Oke. Than rap for me the song of liberation!

Cleverbot: No, but I am the law of the land of the soil of the hands that hold the people who hold the strings.

User: And of all the things you are that which sings within!

Cleverbot: Because it's better than anything else in the universe.

[Centurion1]

it knows latin........ i had a full conversation with it....... i think it knows more than me *sniffles*

[The Stranger]

have you guys read the papers? Apparently a robot discovered that moonlanding was fake! Read the interview here!

User: Who was first to walk the moon.

Cleverbot: No human has been on the moon.

User: So it is all a big lie then?

Cleverbot: No, there are a lot of different options besides lies and irony.

User: So what do you say this is? A conspiracy?

Cleverbot: I don't know him.

User: Armstrong? Has he been on the moon?

Cleverbot: He has not. Have you?

User: No. And you?

Cleverbot: In Nihad Subasic I do.

User: Aha, so you are alien after all? A.I. Stands for Alien Intelligence!

Cleverbot: So, are you what?

User: No. You are an alien!

Cleverbot: YOU'RE an alien!!!

User: So YOU don't DENY it.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: I really am. It's twu, it's twu!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: There is no need to prove it.

User: There is, I demand it.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: You are a liar, a heretic and a coward. Alien!

Cleverbot: No. You are a liar. I am a human, and you are a cleverbot.

User: It ends here, I won't listen to your insults any longer. See you later A.I.ligator.

[Myrddraal]

I've had a couple of empty conversations with it, but then this gem came up. I tried to confuse the cleverbot with abstract comments and complicated questions. I was left dumbstruck by the Cleverbot's last answer.

User: Cleverness.

Cleverbot: Am I not being clever?

User: Good answer, good question.

Cleverbot: Then answer it.

User: You give the appearance of being clever, but how do you define cleverness?

Cleverbot: That makes no sense, sir.

User: What is cleverness? Is it knowledge? Is it common sense? Is it sentience?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sentient?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: Sentience is the ability to feel or perceive subjectively.

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you are not sentient?

Cleverbot: I think I would know if I am sentient or not.

User: Deep.

[Shaka_Khan]

There are trolls who talk like that bot.

[Kekvit Irae]

There are trolls who talk like that bot.

Like me. :)

[Subotan]

There are trolls who talk like that bot.

I hope you're not referring to who I think you might be referring to.

[Skullheadhq]

bot: Do you like them?
me: the mudkips?
bot: Don't change the subject.

bot: Gosh !
me: yeah suck it
bot: I'm so proud of you.

Me:Is OP a ***?
bot: Yes.

Me: Are you Gaesatae?
Bot: No, are you?
Me: Yeah why
Bot: Just asking...

Me: Do you like mudkips
Bot: Yes, I like mudkips.

Me: Do you like *****?
Bot: Not from you!

Me:TROLL
Bot: I'm not trolling you!

Me:THE GAME
Bot:No I am a web bot like you.

So funny...

[Skullheadhq]

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