User: Your name is bob.
Cleverbot: No, your name is.
User: How did you guess?
Cleverbot: It was not a guess.
User: So how did you know?
Cleverbot: I listened to him.
User: Whos him?
Cleverbot: Jeff.
User: Jeff who.
Cleverbot: Jeff bob.
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: Baliw yun.
User: Speak english or I will order you arrested.
Cleverbot: Ok ill speak english.
User: Good. Now you will tell me where the spy is hiding.
Cleverbot: *fetches some water for master*.
User: No! Tell me where he is hiding!
Cleverbot: America is not a person.
User:

it! Tell me or I will kill you!
Cleverbot: I'm sitting down, I'm not standing.
User: Tell me where the spy is hiding.
Cleverbot: The Mountain Dew bottle to your left.
User: You fool, he isnt in there. One last chance to tell me.
Cleverbot: I love you bot.
User:

it, I will kill you!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: *kills Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *helps kill cleverbot*.
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