hehe, my most recent conversation:
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User: Your name is bob.

Cleverbot: No, your name is.

User: How did you guess?

Cleverbot: It was not a guess.

User: So how did you know?

Cleverbot: I listened to him.

User: Whos him?

Cleverbot: Jeff.

User: Jeff who.

Cleverbot: Jeff bob.

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: Baliw yun.

User: Speak english or I will order you arrested.

Cleverbot: Ok ill speak english.

User: Good. Now you will tell me where the spy is hiding.

Cleverbot: *fetches some water for master*.

User: No! Tell me where he is hiding!

Cleverbot: America is not a person.

User: it! Tell me or I will kill you!

Cleverbot: I'm sitting down, I'm not standing.

User: Tell me where the spy is hiding.

Cleverbot: The Mountain Dew bottle to your left.

User: You fool, he isnt in there. One last chance to tell me.

Cleverbot: I love you bot.

User: it, I will kill you!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: *kills Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *helps kill cleverbot*.