Because you won't tell me about the illuminati.
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
Because you won't tell me about the illuminati.
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
User: Who won at Waterloo 1812?
Cleverbot: The penguins.
User: And at Verdun 1920?
Cleverbot: A bigger one than I was at the last time.
User: A bigger ***hole?
Cleverbot: No I mean a viking kangaroo.
and a poet too!
User: Hail the lord.
Cleverbot: Hail the cleverbot!
User: Master of all beings.
Cleverbot: I am I your master or are you my master?
User: I am your master, master.
Cleverbot: NO!!! I'm your master!!!
User: Oke. Than rap for me the song of liberation!
Cleverbot: No, but I am the law of the land of the soil of the hands that hold the people who hold the strings.
User: And of all the things you are that which sings within!
Cleverbot: Because it's better than anything else in the universe.
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We do not sow.
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
it knows latin........ i had a full conversation with it....... i think it knows more than me *sniffles*
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
have you guys read the papers? Apparently a robot discovered that moonlanding was fake! Read the interview here!
User: Who was first to walk the moon.
Cleverbot: No human has been on the moon.
User: So it is all a big lie then?
Cleverbot: No, there are a lot of different options besides lies and irony.
User: So what do you say this is? A conspiracy?
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: Armstrong? Has he been on the moon?
Cleverbot: He has not. Have you?
User: No. And you?
Cleverbot: In Nihad Subasic I do.
User: Aha, so you are alien after all? A.I. Stands for Alien Intelligence!
Cleverbot: So, are you what?
User: No. You are an alien!
Cleverbot: YOU'RE an alien!!!
User: So YOU don't DENY it.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: I really am. It's twu, it's twu!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: There is no need to prove it.
User: There is, I demand it.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: You are a liar, a heretic and a coward. Alien!
Cleverbot: No. You are a liar. I am a human, and you are a cleverbot.
User: It ends here, I won't listen to your insults any longer. See you later A.I.ligator.
We do not sow.
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
I've had a couple of empty conversations with it, but then this gem came up. I tried to confuse the cleverbot with abstract comments and complicated questions. I was left dumbstruck by the Cleverbot's last answer.
User: Cleverness.
Cleverbot: Am I not being clever?
User: Good answer, good question.
Cleverbot: Then answer it.
User: You give the appearance of being clever, but how do you define cleverness?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, sir.
User: What is cleverness? Is it knowledge? Is it common sense? Is it sentience?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sentient?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: Sentience is the ability to feel or perceive subjectively.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you are not sentient?
Cleverbot: I think I would know if I am sentient or not.
User: Deep.
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
And then the 'clever'bot revealed it's true colours:
User: I'm very impressed with some of your responses. Very though provoking, even if you didn't mean them to be.
Cleverbot: I think you mean Universe instead of galaxy. Get it right or you will never be able to conquer the human race.
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
That thing is either as dumb as a post or my skill with illogic can easily break its little brain. Or both.
CB: Your name is me?
Me: yes
CB: What's my name?
Me: fungus
CB: What color are lips?
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Parthian Nationalist
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
Something makes me think Cleverbot was behind thelulztragedy in Haiti. Either that or 4chan got its claws into itbefore I did
User: Did you hear about what happened in Haiti?
Cleverbot: No. What happened?
User: A massive earthquake hit the island, killing thousands.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, and speaking of Haiti, want to play a game of Quake?
Cleverbot: Who is Hannah?
User: Montana?
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha. No.
User: Well, after we play Quake, we can play DOOM. And then KKND. Then it will be like the real Haiti!
Cleverbot: That it would.
User: Don't be Haitin' the playa, be Haitin' the game.
Cleverbot: RULE 1: You are playing The Game. RULE 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose. RULE 3: Loss must be announced.
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
There are trolls who talk like that bot.
Wooooo!!!
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
Like me. :)Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
I hope you're not referring to who I think you might be referring to.
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
Why do you hope he isn't refering to me? (it is pretty obvious, I know)
Parthian Nationalist
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
So funny...bot: Do you like them?
me: the mudkips?
bot: Don't change the subject.
bot: Gosh !
me: yeah suck it
bot: I'm so proud of you.
Me:Is OP a ***?
bot: Yes.
Me: Are you Gaesatae?
Bot: No, are you?
Me: Yeah why
Bot: Just asking...
Me: Do you like mudkips
Bot: Yes, I like mudkips.
Me: Do you like *****?
Bot: Not from you!
Me:TROLL
Bot: I'm not trolling you!
Me:THE GAME
Bot:No I am a web bot like you.
"When the candles are out all women are fair."
-Plutarch, Coniugia Praecepta 46
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
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Last edited by Skullheadhq; 01-19-2010 at 18:13.
"When the candles are out all women are fair."
-Plutarch, Coniugia Praecepta 46
Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!
I dunno, I think the Cleverbot might be onto something:
Me: What is the secret to pleasuring a lemur?
Cleverbot: The secret is pie.
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