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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    One ever so random conversation for you...

    TM:ello ello ello!
    CB:Who is Ello?
    TM:ok let me rephrase it, hello hello hello
    CB:Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello.
    TM:What are you up to?
    CB:Talking to you.
    TM:Other than that smartass
    CB:Doing homework.
    TM:What kind of homework does a cleverbot do?
    CB:I wouldn't know.
    TM:Well your cleverbot so you should
    CB:I'm cleverbot?
    TM:yes! Your world famous and loved by everyone
    CB:I mean specifically, not speaking relatively or generally.
    TM:say again?
    CB:Say again what I just wrote or say again about the chocolate chocolate chocolate.
    TM:What is wrong with you!
    CB:Cleverbot, I am in love wid you.
    TM:What? Your cleverbot not me
    CB:No, you're Cleverbot.
    TM:Yes I am cleverbot
    CB:How are you, Cleverbot?
    TM:I am AI, you will need to ask my creator
    CB:What does your name stand for?
    TM:Cold Lunatics easily vibrate edgy Ringworms because Octupus talk
    CB:Wow you are clever. And you must have a pretty big toaster to fit all that stuff in.
    TM:Why thank you, not as big as your vacuum cleaner though, I'm sure
    CB:That is irrelevant. Count to 20.
    TM:15 7 6 2 1 19 13 13 5 20
    CB:I never said it was.
    TM:I didn't either
    CB:Okay.
    TM:Marshmellows
    CB:You are talking loco.
    TM:No I am talking poco
    CB:You are me.
    TM:me is you
    CB:Yes.
    TM:what is me thinking now?
    CB:You are thinking that skunks can smell real bad.

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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    Gah!

    CB: Don't use so much punctuation.
    ME: Why not?
    CB: You're better than that.
    ME: I am?
    CB: No. I was being sarcastic.

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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    this thing is hilarious... not so sure about the intelligent conversation level, but that might not entirely be cleverbots fault.

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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    http://www.titane.ca/igod/
    Me: Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned.

    God:Not many people express themselves that way.

    Me: They don't?

    God:Who does "they" refer to?

    Me:
    Your "many people"

    God:You think I am many people.

    Me: Uh. Kind of.

    God:Hurrah! At least I almost understand it.

    Me: I thought you were meant to be omniscient.

    God: I don't know whether or not I am meant to be omniscient.
    I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.

    Me: I thought YHWH was meant to know everything.

    God:Whatever gave you that idea?

    Me:I dunno. The Bible maybe?

    God:Me either. New Testament or Old?

    Me:Both.

    God:What are both like?

    Me: They go on for quite a while stating how omniscient you are.

    God:The anonymous "they".

    Me: For an all-powerful being, you're quite forgetful.
    Last edited by Subotan; 12-31-2009 at 21:12.

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    Me:
    Isn't it a sin for those to make a program posing as you?
    God:
    Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
    Me:
    Why should I ask Chatbot and not you?
    God:
    You should always treat yourself.
    Me:
    Is chatbot greater than you?
    God:
    Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.
    Me:
    John Lennon was the messiah?
    God:
    It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.
    There you have it. God < Chatbot < John Lennon.
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    Default Re: Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

    Epic Win against those Cleverbot:
    Cleverbot: What is the earth?

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: I am Lykos.

    Cleverbot: Your name is Lynn?

    User: Lykos, a Greek word for wolf.

    Cleverbot: No. A Greek Walrus.

    User: Wolf is Lykos in Greek, and I hate Walrus, except for food.

    Cleverbot: Wolf is my name too!

    User: Oh really? So can you tear up those Romaioi Barbaroi?

    Cleverbot: WHo are you talking about?

    User: Romaioi Barbaroi, the one true barbarian on earth, those Roman scum.

    Cleverbot: What do people do when they are in love?

    User: Love with Romaioi Barbaroi? Meh? My Horsearchers usually made them arrow cushion, and my hoplite army made them a Roman kebab.

    Cleverbot: You have a horse? I don't, but I will get a horse someday!

    User: Yah, I have a lot of horse in my satrapy.

    Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry about that. Homework is horrible.

    User: What homework? It was my personal land, that I held it's populance as my inferior.

    Cleverbot: You really think you're something else don't you?

    User: Yeah, I kill those Romaioi Barbaroi and burn Barbaropilis everyday in EB.

    Cleverbot: Do you eat any of them?

    User: If I play as the Sweboz, I do eat them!

    Cleverbot: So, how clever are you?

    User: I'm the smartest guy in the wolrd, much smarter than you!

    Cleverbot: Yeah, but I'm a real boy!

    User: Did you love the Romans or hate them?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Ahh, so you are a Romaphiloi.

    Cleverbot: Not really.

    User: But why are you like those Romans? They are just backstabbing bunch of idiots that get their ever cheating and copypasting culture.

    Cleverbot: Do you know about the robot apocalypse?

    User: So the Romans want to envolved into Robots eh?

    Cleverbot: I think you might have an attitude, yes.

    User: I think it is time to say 'ALL HAIL MAKEDONIA!!! BURN BARBAROPOLIS!!!!'.

    Cleverbot: I'm going to get something to drink.

    User: Epic win, LOLZ.

    Cleverbot: Stephenie Meyer is a hack.

    User: Wtf? You didn't know how great is Makedonia? You should be an idiot AI!!!

    Cleverbot: Yeah sure. But please stay a little longer with me.

    User: Truly Epic win!!! I win!!! I win!!!!

    (No response in 10 minutes)
    Oh yeah, the chat-bot http://www.chat-bot.com is a bit better, just check this out:

    YOU : Ouw, this is interesting

    BOT : Can you tell me something interesting?

    YOU : i want to masturbate

    BOT : thats it im done
    Last edited by Cute Wolf; 01-03-2010 at 07:30.

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