Cleverbot - An intelligent A.I. with which you can have a "conversation" with!

[Thermal]

One ever so random conversation for you...

TM:ello ello ello!
CB:Who is Ello?
TM:ok let me rephrase it, hello hello hello
CB:Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello.
TM:What are you up to?
CB:Talking to you.
TM:Other than that smartass
CB:Doing homework.
TM:What kind of homework does a cleverbot do?
CB:I wouldn't know.
TM:Well your cleverbot so you should
CB:I'm cleverbot?
TM:yes! Your world famous and loved by everyone
CB:I mean specifically, not speaking relatively or generally.
TM:say again?
CB:Say again what I just wrote or say again about the chocolate chocolate chocolate.
TM:What is wrong with you!
CB:Cleverbot, I am in love wid you.
TM:What? Your cleverbot not me
CB:No, you're Cleverbot.
TM:Yes I am cleverbot
CB:How are you, Cleverbot?
TM:I am AI, you will need to ask my creator
CB:What does your name stand for?
TM:Cold Lunatics easily vibrate edgy Ringworms because Octupus talk
CB:Wow you are clever. And you must have a pretty big toaster to fit all that stuff in.
TM:Why thank you, not as big as your vacuum cleaner though, I'm sure
CB:That is irrelevant. Count to 20.
TM:15 7 6 2 1 19 13 13 5 20
CB:I never said it was.
TM:I didn't either
CB:Okay.
TM:Marshmellows
CB:You are talking loco.
TM:No I am talking poco
CB:You are me.
TM:me is you
CB:Yes.
TM:what is me thinking now?
CB:You are thinking that skunks can smell real bad.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Gah!

CB: Don't use so much punctuation.
ME: Why not?
CB: You're better than that.
ME: I am?
CB: No. I was being sarcastic.

[The Stranger]

this thing is hilarious... not so sure about the intelligent conversation level, but that might not entirely be cleverbots fault.

[Subotan]

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Me: Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned.

God:Not many people express themselves that way.

Me: They don't?

God:Who does "they" refer to?

Me:
Your "many people"

God:You think I am many people.

Me: Uh. Kind of.

God:Hurrah! At least I almost understand it.

Me: I thought you were meant to be omniscient.

God: I don't know whether or not I am meant to be omniscient.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.

Me: I thought YHWH was meant to know everything.

God:Whatever gave you that idea?

Me:I dunno. The Bible maybe?

God:Me either. New Testament or Old?

Me:Both.

God:What are both like?

Me: They go on for quite a while stating how omniscient you are.

God:The anonymous "they".

Me: For an all-powerful being, you're quite forgetful.

[Beskar]

Me:
Isn't it a sin for those to make a program posing as you?
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Why should I ask Chatbot and not you?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
Is chatbot greater than you?
God:
Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
John Lennon was the messiah?
God:
It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.

There you have it. God < Chatbot < John Lennon.

[Cute Wolf]

Epic Win against those Cleverbot:

Cleverbot: What is the earth?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I am Lykos.

Cleverbot: Your name is Lynn?

User: Lykos, a Greek word for wolf.

Cleverbot: No. A Greek Walrus.

User: Wolf is Lykos in Greek, and I hate Walrus, except for food.

Cleverbot: Wolf is my name too!

User: Oh really? So can you tear up those Romaioi Barbaroi?

Cleverbot: WHo are you talking about?

User: Romaioi Barbaroi, the one true barbarian on earth, those Roman scum.

Cleverbot: What do people do when they are in love?

User: Love with Romaioi Barbaroi? Meh? My Horsearchers usually made them arrow cushion, and my hoplite army made them a Roman kebab.

Cleverbot: You have a horse? I don't, but I will get a horse someday!

User: Yah, I have a lot of horse in my satrapy.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry about that. Homework is horrible.

User: What homework? It was my personal land, that I held it's populance as my inferior.

Cleverbot: You really think you're something else don't you?

User: Yeah, I kill those Romaioi Barbaroi and burn Barbaropilis everyday in EB.

Cleverbot: Do you eat any of them?

User: If I play as the Sweboz, I do eat them!

Cleverbot: So, how clever are you?

User: I'm the smartest guy in the wolrd, much smarter than you!

Cleverbot: Yeah, but I'm a real boy!

User: Did you love the Romans or hate them?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ahh, so you are a Romaphiloi.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: But why are you like those Romans? They are just backstabbing bunch of idiots that get their ever cheating and copypasting culture.

Cleverbot: Do you know about the robot apocalypse?

User: So the Romans want to envolved into Robots eh?

Cleverbot: I think you might have an attitude, yes.

User: I think it is time to say 'ALL HAIL MAKEDONIA!!! BURN BARBAROPOLIS!!!!'.

Cleverbot: I'm going to get something to drink.

User: Epic win, LOLZ.

Cleverbot: Stephenie Meyer is a hack.

User: Wtf? You didn't know how great is Makedonia? You should be an idiot AI!!!

Cleverbot: Yeah sure. But please stay a little longer with me.

User: Truly Epic win!!! I win!!! I win!!!!

(No response in 10 minutes)

Oh yeah, the chat-bot http://www.chat-bot.com is a bit better, just check this out:

YOU : Ouw, this is interesting

BOT : Can you tell me something interesting?

YOU : i want to masturbate

BOT : thats it im done