Me: Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned.
God:Not many people express themselves that way.
Me: They don't?
God:Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Your "many people"
God:You think I am many people.
Me: Uh. Kind of.
God:Hurrah! At least I almost understand it.
Me: I thought you were meant to be omniscient.
God: I don't know whether or not I am meant to be omniscient.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me: I thought YHWH was meant to know everything.
God:Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:I dunno. The Bible maybe?
God:Me either. New Testament or Old?
Me:Both.
God:What are both like?
Me: They go on for quite a while stating how omniscient you are.
God:The anonymous "they".
Me: For an all-powerful being, you're quite forgetful.
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