User: Who won at Waterloo 1812?
Cleverbot: The penguins.
User: And at Verdun 1920?
Cleverbot: A bigger one than I was at the last time.
User: A bigger ***hole?
Cleverbot: No I mean a viking kangaroo.
and a poet too!
User: Hail the lord.
Cleverbot: Hail the cleverbot!
User: Master of all beings.
Cleverbot: I am I your master or are you my master?
User: I am your master, master.
Cleverbot: NO!!! I'm your master!!!
User: Oke. Than rap for me the song of liberation!
Cleverbot: No, but I am the law of the land of the soil of the hands that hold the people who hold the strings.
User: And of all the things you are that which sings within!
Cleverbot: Because it's better than anything else in the universe.
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