Something makes me think Cleverbot was behind the lulz tragedy in Haiti. Either that or 4chan got its claws into it before I did

User: Did you hear about what happened in Haiti?

Cleverbot: No. What happened?

User: A massive earthquake hit the island, killing thousands.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, and speaking of Haiti, want to play a game of Quake?

Cleverbot: Who is Hannah?

User: Montana?

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha. No.

User: Well, after we play Quake, we can play DOOM. And then KKND. Then it will be like the real Haiti!

Cleverbot: That it would.

User: Don't be Haitin' the playa, be Haitin' the game.

Cleverbot: RULE 1: You are playing The Game. RULE 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose. RULE 3: Loss must be announced.