Personally, I like to drink a beer while taking a shower.
Personally, I like to drink a beer while taking a shower.
I scratch my anus and smell my fingers
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
I'm just going to wait and see for the scale of responses here before writing a reply.
I once started chewing a lemon. With chapped lips.
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- Proud Horseman of the Presence
I'd contribute, but SFTS is going to/does out do anything I do.
#Hillary4prism
BD:TW
Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
Walking around the front room on all fours making horsey noises with a grandkid on my back. Only men can do that. (properly)![]()
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There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Well... One time I cut my foot pretty bad from heel to toe, and the only things I had near me at the time was an old white shirt a bottle of Jack Daniels and a salt shaker. I poured salt on the wound drank the JD and wrapped my shirt around it while I limped to the bus stop to goto the hospital to get it properly fixed.
As to the manliest thing I do all the time... Well... I hold the door open for women?
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!Originally Posted by North Korea
hiked to the top of Devils Kitchen in north wales wearing a vest.............. in a snowstorm.
Furunculus Maneuver: Adopt a highly logical position on a controversial subject where you cannot disagree with the merits of the proposal, only disagree with an opinion based on fundamental values. - Beskar
I once broke a fingernail and I hardly cried.
Abandon all hope.
I fix things around the house and do carpentry. I also adjust myself regularly in public.
Do war stories count? Total War stories??
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
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Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
These are a few of my favorite things.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
Photoshopping?
Abandon all hope.
I'll put it on the agenda for the next meeting.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
metal guitarist.
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On the Path to the Streets of Gold: a Suebi AAR
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Hvil i fred HoreToreA man who casts no shadow has no soul.
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
Wait until Beirut reads that!
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There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
I can keep my throat open while drinking a pint of beer, so I can drink it in one gulp... If that's the correct word?
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I work out for hours at a time even if I'm in pain.
Requesting suggestions for new sig.
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GOGOGO WINLAND
WINLAND ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!SCHUMACHER!
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Hvil i fred HoreToreA man who casts no shadow has no soul.
I clean toilets...with a BRUSH!
I do laundry too - but I only use ONE setting on the washer and dryer.![]()
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