Originally Posted by Lemur
Things just haven't been the same since Monty Python.
Never wear any clothes that don't have the Manly label.Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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Things just haven't been the same since Monty Python.
Never wear any clothes that don't have the Manly label.Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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Leaving the seat up.
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(Actually, having been in womens clothing for over 15 years, I got a feel of the psyche, just a feel you understand. Anyway, I decided to turn the tables and rant and rave first thing about the **** ******* **** who left the toilet seat down!)
Try it.
No. It didn't work for me either.
Last edited by InsaneApache; 12-29-2009 at 21:55.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Shake twice.
Be intent on loyalty
While others aspire to perform meritorious services
Concentrate on purity of intent
While those around you are beset by egoism
misc kanryodo
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If I told any of you, you'd all feel like women.
Runes for good luck:
[1 - exp(i*2π)]^-1
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I ate chuck norris for breakfast.... raw.
Abandon all hope.
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Shave with a rusty spoon.
Last edited by Samurai Waki; 12-29-2009 at 23:53.
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Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
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Wear A MAN BAG
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I drive trucks and eat steaks made of trucks. Wearing mail-order Realman shirts ("shot through with a large-caliber handgun") is reserved for important occasions.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Wear boots and tuck my jeans in.
"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
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I do this too, should one of us be worried?Wear boots and tuck my jeans in.
Hungry? Check out my cooking blog!
http://thekitchenfrog.blogspot.com
Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
Probably getting on a motorcycle not made for long rides and riding from one corner of Washington State to the other, over the Cascade mountain range, in early November, and back. Twice.
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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I brush my teeth while taking a crap.
I am also building a TruckBoatTruck.
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
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I belch while farting and picking my nose and coughing up the bones of those who I've slain in glorious battle.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
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I can drink an entire fifth of Old Granddad in a night.
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Shooting at an Iraqi while his RPG sailed a half-foot over my head.
Ubi Libertas Habitat Ibi Nostra Patria Est: "Where Liberty Lives there is our Homeland"
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What's so stupid about hard workouts?
Requesting suggestions for new sig.
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GOGOGO WINLAND
WINLAND ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!SCHUMACHER!
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Sometimes they're one and the same.
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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I'm learning.Sometimes they're one and the same.
CR
Requesting suggestions for new sig.
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Yeah, he didn't say he keeps working out until he tears a muscle.
Ubi Libertas Habitat Ibi Nostra Patria Est: "Where Liberty Lives there is our Homeland"
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I think you win.
Hungry? Check out my cooking blog!
http://thekitchenfrog.blogspot.com
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[Pleasuring] every hot woman i see.
Last edited by Lemur; 01-05-2010 at 16:52. Reason: A bit crude for the Frontroom.
We do not sow.
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That's 3 of us then....Wear boots and tuck my jeans in.
Last edited by Lemur; 01-05-2010 at 16:53.
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I think the implication is that the Stranger is so manly that every woman wants him on sight. [A bit crude for the Frontoom, sorry, Lemur] If any girls are included in the conversation I turn to them and deadpan "Now you know why."
Last edited by Lemur; 01-05-2010 at 16:54.
Ubi Libertas Habitat Ibi Nostra Patria Est: "Where Liberty Lives there is our Homeland"
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Wow, it must be hard to walk if you trip so much.
CR
Last edited by Lemur; 01-05-2010 at 16:53.
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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Yes, I believe the thread has a winner. Doesn't get any manlier than shooting and being shot at.
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I got shot. But I didn't shoot back. I ran like a little ***** because I was unarmed. Can I get like 4th runner-up?
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
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