Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
Walking around the front room on all fours making horsey noises with a grandkid on my back. Only men can do that. (properly)
I used to raise and herd human kid-lings too, protecting and providing for them, doing all kinds of disagreeable stuff in the process, day-in and day-out. After that 30-year career, I now just keep my hand in as a hobby, playing hero in the eyes of the grandson.