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    I'll put it on the agenda for the next meeting.
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    I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
    I sleep all night and I work all day.
    I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
    I go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
    And have buttered scones for tea.
    I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars.
    I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
    Suspendies, and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie,
    Just like my dear Papa.

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    Wait until Beirut reads that!

    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    Wait until Beirut reads that!

    I think Lemur just won the manliest man thing with that.
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    I can keep my throat open while drinking a pint of beer, so I can drink it in one gulp... If that's the correct word?
    Last edited by Moros; 12-29-2009 at 17:48.

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    I work out for hours at a time even if I'm in pain.
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    I work out for hours at a time even if I'm in pain.
    ok thats just stupid.
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    I clean toilets...with a BRUSH!

    I do laundry too - but I only use ONE setting on the washer and dryer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
    I sleep all night and I work all day.
    I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
    I go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
    And have buttered scones for tea.
    I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars.
    I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
    Suspendies, and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie,
    Just like my dear Papa.

    Things just haven't been the same since Monty Python.

    Never wear any clothes that don't have the Manly label.
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    Leaving the seat up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craterus View Post
    Leaving the seat up.


    (Actually, having been in womens clothing for over 15 years, I got a feel of the psyche, just a feel you understand. Anyway, I decided to turn the tables and rant and rave first thing about the **** ******* **** who left the toilet seat down!)

    Try it.













    No. It didn't work for me either.
    Last edited by InsaneApache; 12-29-2009 at 21:55.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    Shake twice.
    Be intent on loyalty
    While others aspire to perform meritorious services
    Concentrate on purity of intent
    While those around you are beset by egoism


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