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Personally, I like to drink a beer while taking a shower.
Theres no real way I can answer this question and seem buff/manly.
I scratch my anus and smell my fingers
Originally Posted by Fragony:
I scratch my anus and smell my fingers
Manly = Hobo?I scratch my anus and smell my fingers
I'm just going to wait and see for the scale of responses here before writing a reply.
I once started chewing a lemon. With chapped lips.
I'd contribute, but SFTS is going to/does out do anything I do.
Walking around the front room on all fours making horsey noises with a grandkid on my back. Only men can do that. (properly) 
Well... One time I cut my foot pretty bad from heel to toe, and the only things I had near me at the time was an old white shirt a bottle of Jack Daniels and a salt shaker. I poured salt on the wound drank the JD and wrapped my shirt around it while I limped to the bus stop to goto the hospital to get it properly fixed.
As to the manliest thing I do all the time... Well... I hold the door open for women?
As to the manliest thing I do all the time... Well... I hold the door open for women?
hiked to the top of Devils Kitchen in north wales wearing a vest.............. in a snowstorm.
I once broke a fingernail and I hardly cried.
I fix things around the house and do carpentry. I also adjust myself regularly in public.
Do war stories count? Total War stories??
Originally Posted by InsaneApache:
Walking around the front room on all fours making horsey noises with a grandkid on my back. Only men can do that. (properly)
I used to raise and herd human kid-lings too, protecting and providing for them, doing all kinds of disagreeable stuff in the process, day-in and day-out. After that 30-year career, I now just keep my hand in as a hobby, playing hero in the eyes of the grandson.Walking around the front room on all fours making horsey noises with a grandkid on my back. Only men can do that. (properly)
These are a few of my favorite things.
Photoshopping?
Originally Posted by Mithrandir:
Photoshopping?
Silly wabbit. Real men don't shop, they could lose their Manly license.Photoshopping?
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito:
Silly wabbit. Real men don't shop, they could lose their Manly license.
What if it's shopping for power tools?Silly wabbit. Real men don't shop, they could lose their Manly license.
Originally Posted by TinCow:
What if it's shopping for power tools?
I'll put it on the agenda for the next meeting.What if it's shopping for power tools?
metal guitarist.
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito:
I'll put it on the agenda for the next meeting.
Awesome commercials I'll put it on the agenda for the next meeting.
First time I see them, thank you for enriching my life 
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
Wait until Beirut reads that! 
Originally Posted by InsaneApache:
Wait until Beirut reads that!
I think Lemur just won the manliest man thing with that. Wait until Beirut reads that!
I can keep my throat open while drinking a pint of beer, so I can drink it in one gulp... If that's the correct word?
I work out for hours at a time even if I'm in pain.
Originally Posted by CrossLOPER:
I work out for hours at a time even if I'm in pain.
ok thats just stupid.I work out for hours at a time even if I'm in pain.
I clean toilets...with a BRUSH!
I do laundry too - but I only use ONE setting on the washer and dryer.
I do laundry too - but I only use ONE setting on the washer and dryer.
Originally Posted by Gregoshi:
but I only use ONE setting on the washer and dryer.
The manly setting...but I only use ONE setting on the washer and dryer.
Originally Posted by Mithrandir:
The manly setting...
Is that cotton/towels with hot water and a high spin dry speed?The manly setting...
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