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  1. 12-31-2009, 06:50 #1
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    Lightbulb I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

    ... And it's really hard. At least I got the basic steps right; all I need is hours upon hours of practice.
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    Thumbs up Re: I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

    One hour later and I already look sexy (I should know, I videotaped myself). A few more days to perfect my leg movement, then I can start focusing on my upper body in the walk.
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    Default Re: I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

    How is the moonwalk sexy?
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    Default Re: I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

    Quote Originally Posted by Wakizashi View Post
    How is the moonwalk sexy?
    5 year old boys will find you irresistible!!!



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    Default Re: I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    One hour later and I already look sexy (I should know, I videotaped myself).
    You should definitely mention this to the girls you get receipts from.

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    Default Re: I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

    megas... get a life. Go play AoE III or somthing.

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    Default Re: I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

    Without the sequined glove it'll be pointless.
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    Default Re: I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    megas... get a life. Go play AoE III or somthing.
    Uh.
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    Default Re: I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit View Post
    You should definitely mention this to the girls you get receipts from.
    You gotta love it when the planets align for a good one-liner!
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    Aw, I woke up with a sore knee.
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    Default Re: I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    One hour later and I already look sexy (I should know, I videotaped myself). A few more days to perfect my leg movement, then I can start focusing on my upper body in the walk.
    Pretty sure it's not really cool any more, what with the originator having been outed as we-don't-know-what, completely lacking in sexuality, and being dead and all.
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    Exclamation Re: I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    Pretty sure it's not really cool any more, what with the originator having been outed as we-don't-know-what, completely lacking in sexuality, and being dead and all.
    Out of all the spiteful comments and replies to my OP, this one hurts the most.
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    Default Re: I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Out of all the spiteful comments and replies to my OP, this one hurts the most.
    Good I didn't try then.

    Seriously though, why emulate Jackson? whatever he was, he wasn't a normal heterosexual man - which is what you seem to want to take pride in being.
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