I'm teaching myself how to moonwalk...

[Megas Methuselah]

... And it's really hard. At least I got the basic steps right; all I need is hours upon hours of practice.

[Reverend Joe]

[Megas Methuselah]

One hour later and I already look sexy (I should know, I videotaped myself). A few more days to perfect my leg movement, then I can start focusing on my upper body in the walk.

[Reverend Joe]

[Samurai Waki]

How is the moonwalk sexy?

[Crazed Rabbit]

One hour later and I already look sexy (I should know, I videotaped myself).

You should definitely mention this to the girls you get receipts from.

CR

[The Stranger]

megas... get a life. Go play AoE III or somthing.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Without the sequined glove it'll be pointless.

[Vladimir]

Without the sequined glove it'll be pointless.

So true.

I'm still not over his death.

[Subotan]

megas... get a life. Go play AoE III or somthing.

Uh.

[Gregoshi]

You should definitely mention this to the girls you get receipts from.

You gotta love it when the planets align for a good one-liner!

[Megas Methuselah]

Aw, I woke up with a sore knee.

[Quid]

Are you drunk?

Quid

[Beskar]

Are you drunk?

Quid

1 more post till your big 1k!

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

One hour later and I already look sexy (I should know, I videotaped myself). A few more days to perfect my leg movement, then I can start focusing on my upper body in the walk.

Pretty sure it's not really cool any more, what with the originator having been outed as we-don't-know-what, completely lacking in sexuality, and being dead and all.

[Ronin]

How is the moonwalk sexy?

5 year old boys will find you irresistible!!!



thank you ladies and gentleman...I´ll be here all week!
tip the veal, try your waitress!

[Hooahguy]

one of the great "why" questions of the decade.

[Subotan]

5 year old boys will find you irresistible!!!

[Shaka_Khan]

After observing the moonwalk since the 80s, I noticed that the moonwalk is basically moving backwards while looking as if walking forward. The name is meant to represent movement with little gravity on the moon. In order to do this, as you make a forward walking motion, push back with the leg that you lift, (which is actually touching and pushing the ground with your toes/front part of the foot).

The tricky part is moonwalking forward and sideways. I guess the forward part is when the lifting leg cancels the speed made by the lower leg a little bit. Thus, you look as if you walk slower than you look like you're walking. In sideways, assuming that the leg doesn't swing in a straight line (especially when on the catwalk) push to the side as your leg slightly curves when swinging forward and backward. I hope that made sense.

[Andres]

After observing the moonwalk since the 80s,

You observed that stuff for more than 20 years?

[Thermal]

I didn't even like Micheal Jackson, his highlight being 'beat it' and even that gets on my nerves if I hear it more than once a year.


Anyway. I'm teaching myself how to eat cat litter, any tips?

[Quid]

Anyway. I'm teaching myself how to eat cat litter, any tips?

Snort - very rewarding.

Quid

(my 1000th post in as many years - cause for celebration - bring on the org. porn)

[Thermal]

Snort - very rewarding.

Quid

(my 1000th post in as many years - cause for celebration - bring on the org. porn)

Thanks for the tips and congrats on your 1000th

[Megas Methuselah]

Pretty sure it's not really cool any more, what with the originator having been outed as we-don't-know-what, completely lacking in sexuality, and being dead and all.

Out of all the spiteful comments and replies to my OP, this one hurts the most.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Out of all the spiteful comments and replies to my OP, this one hurts the most.

Good I didn't try then.

Seriously though, why emulate Jackson? whatever he was, he wasn't a normal heterosexual man - which is what you seem to want to take pride in being.

[The Stranger]

well there isnt much pride in emulating most normal heterosexual men either... actually there isnt much pride in emulating normal to begin with... let alone men.

[Husar]

That's why I take pride in emulating women.

[Beskar]

Why do I have a vision of Megas Moon walking like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMINSD7MmT4